Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Hey guys, I am a new claimer and I want to make friends.

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What do you mean?

Stolen

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You didn't write anything, silly

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Hah, weed number, killme haha.

You did it again, silly. See? You can't answer

still here
how is everyone?

Meet me at the park :*

go smoke a kangaroo -_-

Go kill yourself you fucking mexican.

I don't think I've seen a park in 3 months

Hey, why are you blushing~?

I've tried before :o

Nah, I don't smoke anything.

I'm not. I'm just afraid to talk to you because I know the kind of person you are

カラミチーマス

Hey all.

that's good ^-^

you gonna do anything on this day? other than meme

I am a good person.

Hi rem

Only to yourself

Go to sleep either now or at 04:20. I might post happy 420 on Facebook and nobody will see it.
You planning anything exciting like me?

Nope

I know about your past in 2009, you're a sociopath

>hooks leash to collar
You're coming with me

I'll like it if you add me uwu

I'm just hoping to eat today, there's no food. Might watch some hitler documentaries tomorrow idk

ok do you have any food?

Hello

Elaborate

I cannot its better if all the people you hurt did it for me

In the ideal world I would, sadly that isn't the case.
Right, happy birthday Addy, 88. I won't make it to the magical time, I might just crash.
I hope you find something to eat though.

Whatever

You should get help, I got help and it worked

it's ok, no one wants to be my friend irl either uwu

I hope so too, I'm gonna go watch something with my friend, I'll see you later

I want be you friend irl :d uwu

Rude

Watch The Greatest Story Never Told

Get help and take Alice with you. I still can't believe she became a trap to pretend to be female over the internet

Fuck off Mai
uwu

I'd be your friend if you didn't ignore me

Remeber when we used to hang out all at Monty's bar?

Good times

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Yeah you left me with the bill

You can't?
It's a pretty easy pill to swallow.

I'm not Mai.

And with Alice.
He told me how much fun you two had

Alice lied to me for years and I trusted her...
Alice doesn't know have to fun :x

Heh, he does~

Lying and hurting people is not fun

Give me your discord.

no give it to me

I'd call that a mistake, but it would be a pretty cliched answer.
Is it a he or a she, to clarify?

What's a discord?

Awww sweet heart let me love you and cuddle you

Happy late bday

You want it?
Anyone can be manipulated by others...
And I don't know Alice2's gender
I don't know who you are

I offered to take your collar off about half a year ago and you told me it would kill you, so I didn't

Claim

Then I'm kind of confused, was that not the point of contention?

A bit too late maybe, that was in November.

I do

Ehh someone said it was yesterday :s

Nevermind.

Kek Chen just wants to erp

Dab on em

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I wanted to talk with my long friend BC a serious matter of life and death, you spic.

so you're a faggot?
Maybe
Then get down on my knee and put put a ring on it
I have a Steam but I left my laptop at home 2000 miles away... I miss my games

R-really?

Aw cute

That was Rem, not Rei

No, I do not.
I wanted to talk to you about something very important.

okay

*begins to blush*

Glad you think so

I don't think I should talk to you in private...
Even if I could I don't think I would.
Tell me who you are. Stop being a fucking bitch and just fucking tell me

That would be telling

I do I do

Whatever. And don't touch my collar, it has a bomb in it

A lot of people seem to make that mistake as of late.

You love me

I think you've got my posts mixed up with another

Just woke up and I started playing some pokemon, ive been in a pokemon moon lately lol how are you doing qt?

I'm sorry Rei, but I cannot trust you... I don't know who you are and you could be one of Alice2's watchdogs
Maybe

Don't touch my collar

I'll cut you

I know you do
I can tell

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>Throws rock at collar

That's just a platano in my pants, I swear
ow! ._.,

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That's fine, I am not really familiar with him/her/xer at all though, most I've done is give a passing glance at its stream and that was when I saw it was playing bad games, so I quietly made my leave.
I'm nothing more than curious.

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You posted lewd at me first
-pets you- i heard that song before.
All I can say is Alice2 is a terrible monster of a person.
Why the heck is Rei your waifu?

Fuck... I deadass thought that was a black guy for a moment
Fuck I think I'm racist now lmao

Stop being lewd.

-sigh- fine, I don't think I have feelings for anyone, as I said before "therapy helped me" but it didn't cure me

I'll keep it mind, but I don't go by second hand experiences that much.
I know you probably have, but I sincerely have no experience with any of you.
I find her relatable. There's also the cuteness aspect. But I mostly like her attitude.