Why doesn't the EU just do the right thing and ask Russia to join the union?

Why doesn't the EU just do the right thing and ask Russia to join the union?

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Russia doesn't like nato

Our own """union""" fell just 25 years ago, give me a break from gommunism please.

Why would Russia ever agree to join?

EU isn't in NATO.

>give me a break from gommunism please.
You havent tried 'socialism' yet, have you?

>Why would Russia ever agree to join?
For EU shekels.

Pidorussia is not allowed in EU because EXTREME collateral expenses.

If we lift that restriction, Greeks will go to ever-lasting vacation.

>Greeks will go to ever-lasting vacation.
Its too late for that.

dont want see russia contaminated by sjw

t; pussyriot

Why, oh deer? Lifting restriction will allow them to take an another loan

Donald Trump is going to end the pedo rings, so Russia and Putin should get in on EU asap.

How?
EU doesn't want shit tier Russia.

>shit tier Russia.
When will worries stop in Russia?

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>EU doesn't want shit tier Russia.
They want oil and other energies that come out of Russia.

Tbrh EU and Russia should set their differences aside and start fighting the ch*nks

you have to be a democracy or at least willing to turn into one to join

Because Russia is a corrupt shithole and behaves like an opponent, if you think otherwise you must be sleeping. Apart from that they don't even want to join.

>is a corrupt shithole and behaves like an opponent
Thats a lot of Eastern Euro countries not to mention the tensions between EU 'states'

>don't even want to join
This and thousand times this.
And i hope that when we will become a democracy, such retarded idea will never come to our mind

>EU and Russia
>differences aside
>fighting the ch*nks
Okay.

>And i hope that when we will become a democracy, such retarded idea will never come to our mind
You can't become a democracy without EU stability.

Already there.

Fuck Russia then, let it sink.

EU wants steady flows, they don't want Russians chimping out every few months and threatening to cut off the energy flows. All because EU wont throw Russia the right tea party.

>without EU stability
>implying that you can't become a democracy without being part of eu

Well you need some basic experience, its something you get initiated into.

shit down that oppressive virile sign of patriarchy

Could get comparable deal from US/Canada and Middle East.

unleashing the german franco dutch unholy trinity of business on the russian market would be their wet dream but i dont think russians would like that

plus problems with laws and all sorta stuff westerners dont really like

We are full, Russians are unpopular here at the moment.

^^Look here CIA^^

>unpopular
Huh? This is trade, not a favor.

Anyway, we were talking about EU.

So, do you really belive that we're unable to learn all of these stuff on our own?
Now, I know what is russophobia

>we're unable to learn all of these stuff on our own?
Prove it.

Russia got Democrats in trouble, you are not cool. Unliked.

>Russia got Democrats in trouble, you are not cool. Unliked.
now you know how we feel

>now you know how we feel
No, cause my candidate won.

Because Russia is not european

Not true.

Germany wasnt even a country until like 1990

>russophobia
Fuck Russia!

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Be nice.

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It's eurasian at most, but not european

Turkey is middle east and they are allowed to be suspect of joining.

Doesnt matter, duh.
Focus on this:
Can EU buy hydrocarbons from US?
Can EU buy hydrocarbons from US?
Can EU buy hydrocarbons from US?

Why would anyone want to be in a union with Russians?

Turkey would never be allowed into the EU. They're kind of slow and only figured that out recently, so now they're a bit pissy.

>buy hydrocarbons from US?
No, its bad for environment if the US produces any kind of fossil fuel or mining expedition.

>Turkey would never be allowed into the EU
And the UK would never leave.

Good morning. US lifted hydrocarbon export restrictions several years ago, Salim.

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Of course the chance isn't 0% but I don't see it happen especially if Erdogan wins his referendum.

>. US lifted hydrocarbon export restrictions several years ago
Thats so foreign corporations like BP can come in and milk us dry.

EU should expand east.

>Prove it
To prove what? We are not those old european nations who had long history of traditions of freedom and democracy in their country.
All that we've got throughout centuries of our history is endless tiranny and authoritarian rulership. Of course our fist experience in democracy was doomed to be failed. We didn't know what to do with such amount of freedom. (It was also your fault. You made to us a bad flavour, helping that corrupt drunkard Eltzin to be a president)
But it doesn't meant that we cannot into democracy. People tends to learn from their mistakes (look at 2011 protests and current one), this statement is correct for russians too

>(It was also your fault.
Stop reading there.

Even the facade of Separation of Powers could have been achieved in Russia. I dont think anyone really knows how Russia government is separated or the powers that are held where.

>And the UK would never leave.
Just goes to show how poorly you understood the EU.

>People tends to learn from their mistakes (look at 2011 protests and current one), this statement is correct for russians too
How appropriate of you to make a distinction between people and Russians.

>All that we've got throughout centuries of our history is endless tiranny
We actually had republic earlier than most nations in the world and a kind of direct democracy but thanks to Kievan-Vladimir-Moscow culture those liberties were fucked up.

The EU is already uncontrollable and would do better with 20 less countries.

How many member states does it currently have?

I think it's 28 with the UK.

I think the EU would be kind of ok with 28 members less.

I honestly don't mind the EU existing. As long as we get the fuck out, that is.

And then China and India, as they are still in Eurasia and therefore European, thus the new age begins, the age of global fully automated luxury communism

1. You have to have democracy and the rule of law
2. Despite of what internet warriors try to tell you the EU is not an empire and therefore doesn't actively seek to enlarge itself. The way the EU grows is that the countries outside the EU come knocking at the EU's door and ask for becoming a member. The EU really is post-imperialistic. It's where countries can go when they lost their empire as well as when they've ceased to be subject of another country's empire. Both then can work together peacefully and cooperatively and overcome imperialism.

This, only keep country with similar laws and economies so that they can converge better.

What kills the EU is the recommendations to follow the german example.

Putin is a cunt, that's why

OP, why don't you just do the right thing and set yourself on fire?

What do you have against the right things?

Russia is too poor and corrupted so all EU money will disappear there like in black hole and we will have new billionare government workers. Also Russian population is too big and it will dominate EU, I guess nobody want this. And butthurt belt countries will never vote for Russian integration in EU.

cuz both sides don't want it
eu don't want feed russians, give the money and get russian migrants
russia don't want listen orders from eu and divide corrupt money

Russia hates us, probably doesn't meet the economic requirements to join and would probably have to change their laws concerning human rights.

If they did, it would be nice, though. Russians are alright and they've been living under autocrats for far too long.

That is what I say. Muslims are alright. They just stop this islam and beheading shit and beam themselves white souls through this startrek shit.

they are too many

eu parliement gives seats based on the population so they would just dictate all the policies. Also they're lead by a crypto dictator

>tfw we live in a time line where Russians and Europeans aren't buddies

Russia is one of the most corrupt counties in the whole world.

1. Russian Federation doesn't meet the necessary conditions to join the EU
2. Several Eastern European countries would probably block Russia from entering the EU

I hope I could clear up that question for you, user