I TRIED THE NEW COLGATE TOOTHPASTE AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
I TRIED THE NEW COLGATE TOOTHPASTE AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Chase Sanders
Eli Martin
FUCK SALT!!!
Austin Taylor
TONIGHT. ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!
Ayden Roberts
I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass
James Myers
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!
Nathaniel Cook
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE CONFIDENCE YOUR BITCH
Nicholas Allen
BOB SAGET
Oliver Allen
WE FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT?!
Grayson Murphy
TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED SHIT!! BIGFOOT
UPDATE!!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
Levi Gutierrez
WHOS THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?!
>I miss this man
Joshua Ortiz
THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS
Jose Sanchez
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA... AND SHIT
Caleb Morris
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW, ARE TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS!!
Owen Hughes
Who's tits you been grabbin that feel hard, that's what I wanna know
Wyatt Evans
WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU "NEED ME IN THE ASS."
Carson Green
HEIL Hitler
Cameron Butler
If I die and go to heaven and see God?
I would be like..... SHIT
Connor Flores
Classic
Christopher Murphy
BOB SAGET
William Gray
Last time I gave a SHIT, I got FUCKED!
Logan Thompson
SO FUCK UM!
Nolan Stewart
I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!
Camden Thomas
samefag or a failed leddit raid
>sage
Jeremiah Murphy
Dad want some twizzlers?
NO
But they're grea..
NO
*Mumbling bout twizzlers*
BUTTFUCK! *SLAMS TABLE AND LOOKS AT A NIGGER IN THE CORNER*
>>tf of that nigger in the corner.
Brandon Sanders
Lol
Julian Russell
>he doesn't like Tourette's Guy
IF YOU WERE A CAR YOU'D VE A FOUR DOOR FORD WHORE.
Juan Gonzalez
Pff...
Carter Baker
What a newfag. Lurk more dumbass.
Also, what is this? Shitload of mashed potatoes day? Huh?
Wyatt Perry
YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DOUGHNUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE
Kevin Powell
Next time I'm near his house I should stop by...
Joshua Perez
Honestly, this thread kinda cheered me up after a recent breakup with a girl. Thanks, OP.
Joseph Carter
T. Fag
Christian Williams
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WIDOW ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS
Oliver Garcia
...
Gabriel Ward
HE'S A LONG-LEGGED, PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN!
Christopher Thompson
All you do, is stand around and play with your tits and look at your ass all day!
Dominic Walker
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME
I'VE BEEN FUCKED
BY A DAIRY QUEEN *slurp*
Blake Johnson
BITCH! I LOVE YOU!!
Nathan Russell
this was when the internets were good...
Carter Jones
BITCH!
I love you!
Cooper Myers
WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?
James Martinez
HES A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
Benjamin Brooks
Colgate is how you say hang yourself in Spanish
Dominic Murphy
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!!!
Henry Cox
You're grounded cause you don't think the garbage disposal, sounds like Chewbacca takin a SHIT! THATS WHY!
Easton Cooper
HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!