How far have you got with a girl Sup Forums ?

How far have you got with a girl Sup Forums ?

sex

Further than you, faggot.

Impregnated!

Inside

Licked tit and felt bare pussy?

Age: 29
Held hands once and almost got to sex after trying to kiss her cheek.

All the way to abortion.

Far enough to tie her up in a chair and decorate her pussy lips with clothes pins while I ate her.

A what?

2 kids

'Bout 500 miles. Then 500 more.

femdomed and enjoyed. gentle fdom tho. no pegging or ballbusting shit. just dominative sex (handcuffs, slaps, pulled hair etc).

that's the further ive been. i'm 22.

Fucked her right in the pussy
Pic related

a what?

all the way, mannnn

Usually fuck gf every night, but it gets boring. The other night I stuck a dildo in her while we were in the middle of sex. She seems kind of into it but was like "okay enough". My recommendation is find a girl who sex will never get boring with. I'm 25 and this shit sucks.

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Put on some fursuits

A girl smiled at me once, I had to go to the bathroom after

>fursuits

I kissed a girl once when i was 10 but now girls wouldnt touch me with a 10 foot pole

Stole her shit normie-tier memes.

I'm 31. I've had sex with ~25 girls. About I had to pay about 6 or 7 of them. About 12 were fat and I regret that.

So like 6 I don't regret.

Almost 20, had an awkward hug right before my first and only gf dumpled me

brofist

Nut in her butt

at 15 i got hand jobs, sucked tits and fingered a girl and thats it

I'm to the point where she tricked me into marrying and having kids with her. I'm to the point where I fantasize about turning my car in to a telephone pole daily. U?

She asked me if I wanted to go see a movie with her.
I accidentally touched her pussy when I went for the popcorn.
I tried to laugh it off, said "Oh, that's for later."
We never spoke again.

If you have life insurance, an hero. No payout.

Divorced

A chick just sent me her nudes last friday. By now i'm waiting to meet her on college to try some sexual thing.

Hey, that's a pretty familiar refrain if I've ever heard one. Suicide pact?

Dated 3 had sex with 4

hmm let's see here:

fucking, anal, bjs, ass to mouth, threesome, pussy to pussy to ass to pussy to mouth etc.. eating while fucking and also watching tv, watching porn and fucking, road head, fucking next to chicks passed out kids, fucking near her parents, choke fucking girl who was scared of heights over 4th story balcony while people below tried to have nice dinners at their little bistro tables, daddy daughter role play, fucked a cucks wife, banging older women in my teens and teens in my 30s, (I'm 34) sex for 14 hours 3 times with only a few 15 minute breaks, fucking pregnant chicks, fucked the girl next door, fucked my friend who was considered family and my "little sister" got nudes from another "little sister" cousin gave me the she wanted to fuck vibe but I never did anything with it. Fucked an ex friends mom for revenge. fucked a token french girl most of the races an american indian. bloody back scratches, cuffs, choke fucking, fisting, dildos. had three girls giggling walking in on my fucking my gf at a party talking to us while we fucked. fucked the mom of my sisters ex when he was in the hospital in critical condition and we were visting.

that about sums it up

No such thing

Maybe try 9 year olds then. They are probably less sophisticated than 10 year olds

Why was she sitting in the popcorn bucket?

I could never date someone who was vanilla.

I once received head from my friend with a condom on.
Would that be consider loosing your virginty? Or I'm a still a faggot?

It was across her legs, I missed.

A few complements, laugh at my jokes, and like a hug. Wait I've had a girl give me a love note in 9th grade, but she was black so I threw it away. I've fucked myself and didn't realize it, God forgive me.

We went all the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches.

Still a faggot.

oh yeah and i forgot i also got my kids mom pregnant. (we planned it)

oh and i fucked 3 girls in one day about 3 times

oh and i fucked a couple lesbians

oh and took 6 girls virginities one of which was 26 the youngest 14

Man... Could of had some nice black juicy pussy.

That would have been pretty hilarious. I might have to steal that move.

How old were you with the 14 year old?

all the way to yorba linda

46

I should also mention I have every nude I've ever been given or took and every porn ive ever made backed up on a hard drive. I plan on sharing the entire contents when most of the chicks are too old to give a shit.

we held hands all the way to her place. it was really intense.

Touched boob. Was nice.

>i also got my kids mom pregnant
you don't say?

Please do! Nedd some of that OC

A friend showed me nudes of a girl he was dating back in 11th grade, they are still dating.

I hugged a girl once, almost got a heart attack

17 I dont know how shit is in highschool now but back then there was a stigma dating a freshman as a senior but I was like fuck it. Sexy little rebellious 5'1 blonde chick I met at a youth group I decided to go to with some friends for some retarded reason.

dudes trollin.. i was 17

Wasn't funny then.
Especially where I didn't get laid.

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100% true and I'm leaving out all kinds of shit.

This is what happens when your a nympho with ocd tendencies

A few friends and I decided to go to the beach once in summer. Since we only had one car we had to travel packed. Some friend had invited a decently average girl who had to seat in my lap. The whole trip I had a raging boner with a pre cum stain in my shorts when we arrived. I had to quickly get in the water to get rid of the cum stain. Till these day I dont know if my friends or even the cute girl notice. I furiously masterbate sometimes thinking about her ass pressing into my lap.

>ocd tendencies
the other stuff I believe.

this is just stupid if you think this is true about yourself.

Approx 9 inches

>How far have you got with a girl Sup Forums ?
Umm... how far is there?
>3 kids and 30 years of marriage, how much farther can I go?

Approximentaties may vary, looks like a 9 inch to the 7 year old at the time

>Be me, 17 y/o
>Go to party with mates
>Very introverted
>Party dies down, decide to sleep on floor in different room
>Trying to sleep, girl also comes in and tries to sleep next to me, she's wasted
>I'm drunk, but still fully aware
>Don't think much of it, trying to sleep
>Suddenly a hand is on my crotch, even more suddenly it's under my jeans
>Unbutton jeans, starts to jack me off
>She puts my hand on her tits, they're small but idgaf
>First sexual experience and getting no pleasure fml.jpg
>Decide to try something new, put her fingers in my mouth and still licking/sucking
>She enjoys it clearly as she starts wanking faster and firmer
>Fingers in her mouth, she does the same
>Still trying to sleep so I don't advance and finger her
>This repeats for 15 mins
>Don't cum, she gives up and leaves
>Never even said a word to her
>FeelsBadMan

>the 7 year old
dammit, now you've gone and made me all horny and shit!