W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!

W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
Ask a p-psychologist anything, and g-get some delicious tea with it!

I'm here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in silence anymore!

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hello there

nigger

H-hello! How are y-you today?

self-importance thread
you're helping no one but yourself

bump

Welcome back ma'am.

I'm curious

What does your face look like?

Don't need to see it, just desribe any of its features?

Alice you are beautiful ;D

*kisses your cheek* I l-love you anyway, Anonymous

Never give up on your heart, Anonymous! I believe in you!

fine jeez heres your bump

What sort of personality disorder leads to someone wearing above the knee leather boots with laces?

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Oh s-shush. Flattery will g-get you no where.
But I will select a tea for you

hey biig sis

What kind of tea should I make tonight? The types I have are:
Mint (bag)
Mojito Green (Loose)
Nestea Zero (Can)

sexiness

yay! tea time! Thank you Alice for the tea!

Thank y-you

i love you alice

Mojito green!! Sounds yummy

Good evening, as per usual, what tea?

Hello 2B

Hello Reimu

the best kind

Hey Jill.... I did read up on 5E last night

~Sky

So my current problem is that I broke up with my dream girl.
Life seems dull still.
I'm not excited about things that should excite me.

> Moving to awesome new city
> Making 130k/yr
> Doing ok with girls but no interested?

It honestly feels like she and I are missing out on life and happiness?

It fucking kills me..

H-here, let me pour you a cup

Welcome back, it is nice having you again

Pure luck, really. Sometimes I am quite late, but I always try to make an effort to attend.

Did everything go well over the weekend?

Why with bra again?!

Evening from bongland Alice!

Dem boo[spoiler]t[/spoiler]s.

>boo[spoiler]t[/spoiler]s

WELP

*pats your head* Hello there, little sister.

*nods* Sky.

I'm doing my best

65% chance of s-survival, so fingers crossed

Kek
>newfag

Evening, Alice. Hope you're doing alright! I'm doing pretty good today, I can complain, but I won't because it won't solve or do anything, as you yourself have said yourself.

How was everything there?

Thank you! It sounds so yummy :3

wtf did I just watch.

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I'm too lazy and cynic to get my shit together (exercise, job hunting, etc) . There is a way to motivate myself?

You spilled at the first cup... hello...

Hey Alice,
I don't have any issues to talk about. Would just like to say that you're unique and despite the push back you get for these threads you're actually contributing OC to the world. Keep up the good work.

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H-how long were you with this person? And w-why did you break up?

It sounds l-like you are putting her on a pedestal, yet you c-certainly broke up with her for a reason, r-right? So maybe the problem is "the grass is always greener on the other side".

Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

Sounds serious. Still, better than chance.

*cuddles you close*

you just watched best friend make tea

Alice is back!! wooo

alice you're cute and that makes me feel better already

T-that's why I have valium! *pops a few*

I'm d-doing fine, love the picture

is Alice actually confirmed as a girl or is she a trap? No bs vague answers

*puts an arm around you* Where on Earth have you been?

L-let me ask you this first: Why are you cynical? And why do you blame "laziness" w-when you then clearly indicate it is a lack of motivation?

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I'm so fucking tired, and I despise my job, should I quit, even though I'm in university?

In the time you were absent?

hope it's all gonna work out well

well I found the MM, PHB, and DMG. I've been looking at differences in 3.5/PF & 5E... I like 5E more I think... less learning curve more interpretation of rules instead of absolute.

Totally agree with the pedestal part. Part of learning how to stay with a person is learning love is action oriented not passive. Love is something you do more than feel. ..

~Sky

Is there a discord?

I'm n-not unique dear; anyone c-could do what I do.

N-nothing more I can do.

*hugs with one arm*
*hugs with the other*

D-double hug! *hugs tightly*

I'm a g-girl.

Why you are such a bitch when you streaming is like your streamer character?

She has shown her pussy before bro, she is a girl

Can i get a link to your discord please?

sauce

Yeah but how do we know? This place is full of faggot taps claimigm to be girls, your word ain't worth shit

No she hasn't his is bs

ok OP i got one..why is it that im chasing women, and when they fall in love and shit, then i lose all interest and go for the next one?

Bull. Prove it fag.

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Obvious trap

*rubs her head* It depends.

I know, I know, that's a horrible answer, it's worthless, it won't make you feel better. But it is an honest one.

I hated a job I had for a while too. I hated that I had to wake up for it, I hated the people in it, hell, I hated the work. But I kept at it, because I needed to pay bills and because I had a plan. I worked hard at it, and jumped ship to more lucrative and interesting jobs when I got a chance, but that job stayed on my resume. I hated it, but it helped get me a job I really liked, and it paid for my food while I did it.

Keep looking for better opportunities. And if you don't need the job, quit it. But make a plan. Make sure you won't end up homeless and without food.

And if you do, email me: [email protected]
I'll s-send you a care package

doesn't deny
mark well kiddies

Hi Alice...
The girl I've always loved has moved on to another country.
I want to die..

Can't say. Too many listening ears.

*cuddles close and whispers*

But it's good to be back in your arms.

Seeing you around here makes me sick, moreso than any of the other avatarfags. Fucking useless chatterfags. GTFO alice threads

Sure, anyone COULD do it but they don't. Anyone COULD do anything, but they don't.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0hJZ63Fhh0Z
7 months
She broke up w/me
Said we weren't compatible but have no idea what that meant...

L-like I said, the premature baby only h-has a 65% survival rate. So, it w-was....what it was.

W-what? How am I a bitch?

I d-don't have a discord, I r-run a chat.

check em

I bet Alice has a gigantic cock

>Why are you cynical?
Guess I grew that way? I've been cynical and jaded since forever. Same for laziness, I'll rather get all the spellcards on hard than beat lunatic. Maybe these two traits lead to my lack of motivation to do anything, I ain't the expert, you cunt.

How am I supposed to enter the chat?
anekiho.me/chat2/
It's like it's impossible, or what should I do?

Okay, thank you, I think I'll stay at it over the summer and get that big money before the next year

I hate to be nosy but what has a 65% chance of survival?

I've b-been doing this for six years dear. Lurk moar.

Because you enjoy t-the hunt, not the woman.

No p-point in denying stuff you asserted without evidence

You're too sweet. And perhaps after threads? I've a Discord now.

I guess a thread would not be complete with some unwarranted hate. It's a nice balance.

Alright Alice I often see myself in my head as other people when I do things, I think its because I associate me doing that action as the influence that person has had on me. What do you make of the assessment?

you like the chase? You don't like commitment? You like the idea of a relationship more so than the actual woman you are trying to have? Things to think about...

all of my wut? She's super kind on stream...

~Sky

would someone explain to me whats happening in this thread?

You made the choice to come to Sup Forums today. What you see on it and what threads you click or reply to is a matter of YOUR choice and yours alone. Please click the 'x' in the corner of your browser window, leave your basement and go plant a fucking tree or something

Not this fucking fag again

It's Alice, the best person you could find on this place

Perhaps. Link me up with your Discord some time.

Alice keeps banning me from giveaways on Twitch, how do I fix this?

That s-sounds less like cynical and jaded and m-more like depression. Have y-you been to a doctor? Anhedonia, a symptom of depression, c-could be what you are experiencing.

anekiho.me/chat2

Just enter a r-random name and no password.

The premature b-baby I spent the weekend with.

G-go for the gold, Anonymous!

Does no one see that this is a fucking dude.

Six years? That doesn't mean your a girl dumbass just means you've been a trap for 6 years

Unb& pls m8 its was a joke :((

The guest wall might be up

I started going on Sup Forums last year so can you explain to me who you are and what this thread is?

I'm sorry to hear that
I hope he or she pulls through!