My mother is dying of cancer

My mother is dying of cancer.
I'm overweight and slightly autistic.
I don't want to live anymore.
Trips decides how I kill myself on cam.
This is not a joke.

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Rolling for maximum pleasure. Make a smoothie out of 2 Mr. Clean magic erasers, 1 cup of bleach, and half a can of RAID. Slit wrists and drink.

This.

lol this please hahahahahahahahahaha

Hang yourself

Cant you at least wait so she dies thinking you might have made something of yourself?

Position cam outside window facing ground. Jump out.

Attempt to illegally donate ALL of your useful organs.

OP doesn't want to live without his tendies.

incredibly selfish to an hero before your mother dies so she can suffer the anguish of grieving your loss. at least wait until your mom dies before killing yourself faggot.

Base jump naked without a parachute

>white knight
gtfo or lurk moar

You should have a kid that is so fat and gay that it causes you to develop terminal cancer

Be sure to also yell "IVE BEEN BERNED!" with lit sparklers sticking out of your ass and dickhole

Try your hardest to suicide bomb North Korea. Do it on livestream.

stop being a fucking loser and spend your time with your mother before she goes. imagine dying of cancer thinking nothing could get worse and then your piece of shit son kills himself. get off Sup Forums and be with her user

These are one idea

Die the natural way, a slow and painful death.

Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation

Thats too mainstream

This

savage

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Once a celebrity does it then its mainstream

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This pleases me. I shall roll for it.

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If you must kill yourself, then you should do it the old fashioned way: Swallow a hot coal.

Oh so BASE jumping naked without a chute while yelling "IVE BEEN BERNED!" with lit sparklers sticking out of your ass and dickhole isnt lulzy enough? Fucking plebs

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die of eventual heart failure from tendies and mtn dew overload

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DAMMIT!

Wait til she dies faggot. Not only are you autistic but you're a selfish coward too. You really should go kill yourself, not now though. At least do one thing right in your life. Maybe do us a favor and make it entertaining. I say jump off a building with a GoPro strapped to yourself. Most of us have probably never seen a POV of it.

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Buy me so much stuff it causes you a heart attack in pleasure

Which fucking celebrity?

roll for tendies greentext

You are retarded

Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them deleteip.com

Sell your body to pedophiles and buy with that shitload of money a ton of cheeseburgers and die a slowly, horrible dead. We all know, that you wont do it, like every god damned Op faggot on random, so stop making this kind of threads.

Not going to give you a speech abouch why you shouldn't because you've heard it before. But overdose on heroine, it's a good way to go and you'll be looked at by the community as "another victim". They won't know it's a suicide and just thing you made a wrong turn.

Aaron Hernandez

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Old age

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Instead of killing yourself, why don't you help her through it?
>Be me
>Have cancer
>Need a miracle
>God doesn't hand out miracles to people like me
>Fight that shit anyway

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you die of old age :^)

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Rolling for this. Time stamp you pussy.

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damn so close to quadss

dude! thats fucken harsh, brah!

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Chop off your own dick, and eat it, then proceed to eat bread in large quantities so that you choke to death. Also make sure My Little Pony is playing in the background.

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Live a long life and try to be happy. Film yourself when you die of old age.

of old age

Chug some anti-freeze, and then fap to MLP porn. Then proceed to beat your self with a wooden spoon while you choke on your chopped up penis.

water intoxication

kill urself from of old age

Rolling.

Die of old age

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this please

Shove alcohol up your asshole and then slit your throat while chugging some jack daniels.

wait until you die of old age

At least wait until after she dies to do it.

Still rollin' rollin' rollin'.

cut off penis, eat dick while bleeding out

>I'm overweight and slightly autistic
>My mother is dying of cancer
The cancer that kills her is you :3

Eat 50 pictures of JonTron, then proceed to chug 40 ounces of milk while you scream "ECH"

can OP say where he plans on recording?

I don't want you to kill yourself, really, because I'm in a similar scenario, only difference is my mom isn't dying but if she did, I'd be borderline hopeless.

but if you're going to..

murder soocide

slit throat

Viagra overdose at 80 years old. Roll

Shoot yourself in the dick, then shoot yourself in the chest, then shoot yourself in the eyes. Then proceed to die. If no gun, then use kitchen knives. If no kitchen knives, then just kys faggot.

Its simple OP. head to your local mosqe and pull a reverse 911

old age

Yell NIGGER in a black neighborhood. Get killed by a bunch of niggers.

Suicide by cop faggot

just keep chugging paint

at least wait until your mom dies you piece of shit.

Chop off your penis, shove it up your ass, then proceed to slit your throat.

Chug vodka while singing the bikini bottom national anthem

i rolleth triples

Cut your trhoat while you put the biggest dildo you can buy into your ass

Rerolling for this.

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hope he murders you.

you will never be toastyy steve