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My dick got jewed
How to fix plz

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They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

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well hey, at least you've got one

go put it in something

time to play t.i.t.s.
night

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Put it on ice.

Have fun!

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The lack of dick just leads to using your fingers in place of one. Not always as satisfying

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tongue is way better than fingers, but still a poor substitute for a dedicated 'fuck things' organ

>at least you've got one
>alternative is superior vagina

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but I can't jam my vagina deep into someone's rectum...

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The struggle is real *pats your back*

Strap on!

The trannies are back... Time for me to leave

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>ITT: Guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys want to be girls want to be guys

I knew it!

Hey gents.

grass is always greener, eh?

howdy

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Heya!

Hey Sunny.

Howdy.

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Always wanted to have a go with one
but again, there's no way its as fun as having a real dick, can't feel it, can't pump stuff full of hot goo

I saw that in a video somewhere like last night

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Bad Dragon, Cumtube, Cumlube
You can shoot hot goo, you still lack the feeling.

Vibrators are nice

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I wish I had money for sex toys
all I have is a ps4 controller....

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If you have any kind of job they are a really healthy investment, so really consider them. Even if you are a neet on money your family gives you, like me.
I have a few myself and won't be missing pussy or dick any time soon. Just the companionship

Cheers

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Feels good having money and a job :3

Yeah I've been eyeing some bad dragon products for a while now, really though it's the companionship I'm pining for

Damn, I didn't even know of the better pic. Im saving this!

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Yeah I think its what most of us miss the most. Companionship...

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I just want someone to hug me
and hold me
and sit on my face

which takes priority? the hugging or face sitting? ;3

That escalated appropriately.


My pro strat is to just convince myself I don't deserve companionship. See, then I can tell myself I don't really miss it terribly :D :D :D

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bigdix

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guess

I think most people deserve companionship
really the only ones who don't are those who use and abuse others

unfortunately it seems like those types usually get it...

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Face sitting. I'll take notes

See, I'm in the camp where I know I use and abuse people, so I actively avoid companionship now. It really works out better that way.

oh hey, is that you puzzle lover?

how's life?

I'm likely not the droid you're looking for, but I do love puzzle. Life's going good. Back to work for the first time in six days

I would like some hugs, but then I would have to take a bath for the third time today to erase any memories of said hug x'D
And tbh, people are either abused or abusers. And after being abused, most turn abusers even if it's only for a little period.

You have to turn an abuser so they stick with you because they are addicted to that shit. Then you end up feeling bad because you wanted a hug that bad.
Life is good. But ice cream is better

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I really never got that vibe from you
dunno if that's really true about you, or if it's just continued self-deprecation

I do like ice cream

It's actually more a self-destructive thing. I let people get really close to me and then I just totally blow it up. It's not a good look.

That girl is so cute, any more of her?

Char is Nevaeh: e621.net/post/index/1/nevaeh

>have no choice with your peepee skin
>be a man
>be obsessed with animals

No sadly that was my only one

I wish I could disagree with you
I'd like to think people can have fulfilling, mutually beneficial relationships

but I really haven't seen much to support that...

Thank you so much

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Aww, okay

I'm sorry
I hope you're able to work to fix that

My issue seems to be finding people willing to get close to me in the first place

Nice feet

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I get it!

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C A N C E R

I'm uncircumcised and am the other 2.

Focus on the bright side like the other user did.
Ice cream is good like all the little things in life