Hey b/ what are you weird fetishes?

Hey b/ what are you weird fetishes?

I get off by being miserable.
I developed a drug addiction that caused my family to disown me. Then my parents refused to let me attend my grandfather's funeral last month.

I'm on the brink of suicide after every depression fap

I love how no matter how shit a person feels he will never stop choking that fucking chicken

I abusive my children and tell them it's a prank.

Then I jerk off to the sound of them crying

my best friend would get off by squeezing the trigger to a loaded rifle while he has it pointed at its head....

I should try that one sometime

he was very good at knowing exactly at what point he could squeeze it no further without setting off the mechanical chain reaction that would splatter his brain across the wall. and he would just edge there for a while. he understands every little detail about the mechanics at play inside his firearms. someone like you would only be able to do this once.

Holy fuck are you being serious

people seem to think im memeing when im being serious and they think im being serious when im memeing why is this?
im not memeing

Depends on the person I guess. Happens with me too

Being retarded and wasting precious time

Yeah, defo happens to me too.

Let me tattoo your eyeballs onto my scrotum

i think he stopped doing that though so don't misunderstand when i use past tense to describe his actions.

also idk if this is weird enough for op but i get off to bestiality i guess. my most absurd fetish within bestiality is wanting to see female humans performing oral sex or rubbing on a female animal with the intent of getting the animal off, but that doesn't really even exist so i can't fap to it

besides that shit, im exclusively sexually attracted to girls who have not reached puberty yet but that isn't even weird.

Dude that kind of sucks. Jerking off and having sex are going to be terrible for you. And I feel like you can find bestiality porn easier than cheese

I love converse chucks, but only the high top ones, I don't know why but their so fucking hot, maybe cause I associated it with hot white girls

Can you get off on them by themselves or does someone need to wearing them?

>having sex
that doesn't exist for me
i know where to find cp
i do not know where to find good bestiality
i dont want to find cp
but i do want to find good bestiality. but most of it is not up to my standards.

Sorta curios about the c of p. Would I have to get tor and go on deep Web and shit?

find me a vid of some slut going to down on dog pussy and i will tell you exactly where to find some cp

What's the attraction for you? I'm seriously interested.

Frig dude I don't have my brothers laptop anymore. Accidently stumbled across a folder filled with that stuff

i think because of how degrading it is for the woman to try so hard to make an animal cum without receiving any sexual stimulation herself from it. or something like that. idk why the animal being female makes it better.

your brother has true patrician taste