I get off by being miserable. I developed a drug addiction that caused my family to disown me. Then my parents refused to let me attend my grandfather's funeral last month.
I'm on the brink of suicide after every depression fap
Kevin Long
I love how no matter how shit a person feels he will never stop choking that fucking chicken
Blake Jones
I abusive my children and tell them it's a prank.
Then I jerk off to the sound of them crying
Josiah Turner
my best friend would get off by squeezing the trigger to a loaded rifle while he has it pointed at its head....
Justin Ortiz
I should try that one sometime
Kevin Hughes
he was very good at knowing exactly at what point he could squeeze it no further without setting off the mechanical chain reaction that would splatter his brain across the wall. and he would just edge there for a while. he understands every little detail about the mechanics at play inside his firearms. someone like you would only be able to do this once.
Logan Harris
Holy fuck are you being serious
Juan Cook
people seem to think im memeing when im being serious and they think im being serious when im memeing why is this? im not memeing
Brayden Jones
Depends on the person I guess. Happens with me too
Andrew Gonzalez
Being retarded and wasting precious time
Blake Reed
Yeah, defo happens to me too.
Chase Perry
Let me tattoo your eyeballs onto my scrotum
Robert Campbell
i think he stopped doing that though so don't misunderstand when i use past tense to describe his actions.
also idk if this is weird enough for op but i get off to bestiality i guess. my most absurd fetish within bestiality is wanting to see female humans performing oral sex or rubbing on a female animal with the intent of getting the animal off, but that doesn't really even exist so i can't fap to it
besides that shit, im exclusively sexually attracted to girls who have not reached puberty yet but that isn't even weird.
Jack Perry
Dude that kind of sucks. Jerking off and having sex are going to be terrible for you. And I feel like you can find bestiality porn easier than cheese
Andrew Morales
I love converse chucks, but only the high top ones, I don't know why but their so fucking hot, maybe cause I associated it with hot white girls
Ethan Stewart
Can you get off on them by themselves or does someone need to wearing them?
Zachary Ortiz
>having sex that doesn't exist for me i know where to find cp i do not know where to find good bestiality i dont want to find cp but i do want to find good bestiality. but most of it is not up to my standards.
Dominic Morales
Sorta curios about the c of p. Would I have to get tor and go on deep Web and shit?
Ryder Murphy
find me a vid of some slut going to down on dog pussy and i will tell you exactly where to find some cp
Jace Gray
What's the attraction for you? I'm seriously interested.
Joshua Jones
Frig dude I don't have my brothers laptop anymore. Accidently stumbled across a folder filled with that stuff
Eli Mitchell
i think because of how degrading it is for the woman to try so hard to make an animal cum without receiving any sexual stimulation herself from it. or something like that. idk why the animal being female makes it better.