This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...
Kiss faggot
Oh no
hey ted, whats up? haven't heard from you in awhile. just calling to touch. hit me up sometime. bye
what up teddy
Dude my name is Teddy. I think I'm good
Can't hide in my home if I'm homeless
sup teddayyyyyy hit me up anytime you wanna catch up, get our drink game on like the old days
> crazyyyyyyy
anyway good talking to you buddy, how's the wife and kids
thats my boy tedd
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fug
nty
gr8 b8 m8
Andys logs will save me!
Dang
Bitch ass nigga
Y
fg
Neat, 13 minutes to live. Just enough time for a final fap
...kys
Happy Dragon Semen
So does Teddy have some Santa type shit where he just in everybody's house at once or what?
was thinking about getting a guide dog anyway + I don't go out much
Ayyyy teddy ma boi
pls no
Hey bud, how you been?
Hey Teeeed! My man! Its been a couple years. Hows the family going Ted? Oh, you murdered them all? With an ice pick? Oh Ted you quirky man! Classic! Anyways, I have to go so bye man!
I wake up at 3 am to go to work, so teddy is going to be disappointing.
Cunt
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u gay lol stop fishing for replies
Been browsing x for an hour. Just found a mouse in my bathroom. Better post.
Whatap teddy
Please do ted.
cant take the chance
k
ok
oh poop
meep
Sight is overrated.
this nibba is going to kill me?
Ha, that's Tommy actually.
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no chances
no plz ted
show me da whole teddy
my name jeff
you retarded fucking cunts why you always reply to this shit ?????????
Fuck you teddy
please no
Ello m9
Is this a prank?
>By the power of trips I banish you!
Teddy going to get my dick rammed in his ass.
i wanna fucking die why am i replying god just kill me please i hope teddy does it right now
goddamnit
;~;
better safe than sorry xD
Quick reply, only 3 min left.
I hope he has a big dick and fucks my ass like the bitch I am
I am ready.
Bring it!
But why an ice pick?
Boi
Does teddy use the imperialist dog time zone or UTC?
teddy spaghetti bro
dude i own a burmese python
you wouldnt be gettin past that shit bro
Check 'em
Teddy's a bitch ass nigga
no mr tedy
ayy lmao
Teddy. Ly man
if I post in thread teddy no kill me but if i post in thread maybe is trick and posting in thread actually lets teddy know where u are what do I do fuck too late teddy pls
3 40 am here, he is fucking late
Hello Teddy, my name is Jack. I'm standing just behind you now. What an odd place to hide.
Okay.
oh boy
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Uh huh
lel i don't have an ice pick
is he gonna bring one?
is he gonna let me use it after he goes home?
i want an icepick but i don't wanna pay for it
should i post in this thread?
so many questions -____-
k.
ok
:0
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here
MOAR
Fuck. I better reply.
lol yea rite
shit
pls teddy no
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I know somebody named teddy
neato
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Oh yes daddy
me llamo jeff
just to be safe...
Kek please do
Sauce
Alright OP, I'll play your game