This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM...

This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with an ice pick, unless you post in this thread.

Kiss faggot

Oh no

hey ted, whats up? haven't heard from you in awhile. just calling to touch. hit me up sometime. bye

what up teddy

Dude my name is Teddy. I think I'm good

Can't hide in my home if I'm homeless

sup teddayyyyyy hit me up anytime you wanna catch up, get our drink game on like the old days
> crazyyyyyyy
anyway good talking to you buddy, how's the wife and kids

thats my boy tedd

y

fug

nty

gr8 b8 m8

Andys logs will save me!

Dang

Bitch ass nigga

Y

fg

Neat, 13 minutes to live. Just enough time for a final fap

...kys

Happy Dragon Semen

So does Teddy have some Santa type shit where he just in everybody's house at once or what?

was thinking about getting a guide dog anyway + I don't go out much

Ayyyy teddy ma boi

pls no

Hey bud, how you been?

Hey Teeeed! My man! Its been a couple years. Hows the family going Ted? Oh, you murdered them all? With an ice pick? Oh Ted you quirky man! Classic! Anyways, I have to go so bye man!

I wake up at 3 am to go to work, so teddy is going to be disappointing.

Cunt

...

u gay lol stop fishing for replies

Been browsing x for an hour. Just found a mouse in my bathroom. Better post.

Whatap teddy

Please do ted.

cant take the chance

k

ok

oh poop

meep

Sight is overrated.

this nibba is going to kill me?

Ha, that's Tommy actually.

...

...

no chances

no plz ted

show me da whole teddy

my name jeff

you retarded fucking cunts why you always reply to this shit ?????????

Fuck you teddy

please no

Ello m9

Is this a prank?

>By the power of trips I banish you!

Teddy going to get my dick rammed in his ass.

i wanna fucking die why am i replying god just kill me please i hope teddy does it right now

goddamnit

;~;

better safe than sorry xD

Quick reply, only 3 min left.

I hope he has a big dick and fucks my ass like the bitch I am

I am ready.

Bring it!

But why an ice pick?

Boi

Does teddy use the imperialist dog time zone or UTC?

teddy spaghetti bro
dude i own a burmese python
you wouldnt be gettin past that shit bro

Check 'em

Teddy's a bitch ass nigga

no mr tedy

ayy lmao

Teddy. Ly man

if I post in thread teddy no kill me but if i post in thread maybe is trick and posting in thread actually lets teddy know where u are what do I do fuck too late teddy pls

3 40 am here, he is fucking late

Hello Teddy, my name is Jack. I'm standing just behind you now. What an odd place to hide.

Okay.

oh boy

...

Uh huh

lel i don't have an ice pick
is he gonna bring one?
is he gonna let me use it after he goes home?
i want an icepick but i don't wanna pay for it
should i post in this thread?
so many questions -____-

k.

ok

:0

...

here

MOAR

Fuck. I better reply.

lol yea rite

shit

pls teddy no

...

...

I know somebody named teddy

neato

...

Oh yes daddy

me llamo jeff

just to be safe...

Kek please do

Sauce

Alright OP, I'll play your game