Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.
Daniel Collins
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Aaron Cook
post your girl with timestamp to prove youre real. since youre a newfag, a timestamp is a paper that says todays date on it.
Joshua Reyes
>Hy hi you it is a toaster squarely
Matthew Davis
13? UNDERAGE BAN
Cameron Fisher
Damn that picture is disturbing and does not feel right at all. Mods?
Jace Ward
no need for narcs
Jace Baker
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Benjamin Jones
I guess it was a bad idea to use a copypasta saying I'm 13 and also have a nude image with it. Bad planning on my part.
Nah, niggas. I'm 19 and I'm a dude. I happen to be very not random though. Everything I do is very well thought out and I have a plan for everything.
Robert Cooper
Fuck you, pussy.
John Cooper
hot pic though
Jonathan Hernandez
good luck with that
Ian Myers
I love it, I found it in some "Girls who are not enjoying themselves in porn" thread. I eat that shit up.
Justin Flores
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Chase Thomas
you should make that thread. I'd look into it
Luke Allen
I'll start it now, my dude. Be on the look out.
Kevin Fisher
kek this nigga afraid of getting banned, man up pussy ass niga
