/hoc/

pulju's revenge edition

First for /cric/

Minnesota Wild are a top 5 team

Someone execute RNH, please. In the most painful fucking way possible.

3rd for cricket

>that pussy ass "slashing" call

Oilers would never get that

Once Point learns how to finish you all are fucked

post one year wonders

I am happy knowing that Zuccarello is one hit away of retiring as a vegetable.

It's coming, I can feel it

They could have called Lucic for one, so maybe the ref felt bad. There is literally a worse slash every shift in every game played.

LETESTUBE

so tired of his shit desu

>it was 1-0
>go get some icecream
>its 3-3

Mcgod LETESTUBE and SEXYRA

We got a meme game in Philthy

>mcdavid finishes first in scoring by a wide margin
>oilers finish dead last by a wide margin
would that be enough to trigger the firing of mclellens entire coaching staff and eberle/rnh sent to the glue factory?

>don't like the rags
>don't want the jets to get more points in the centraldome

> based flyers losing by 1
>went to take a shit
>it's 3-3

mclel is a dogshit coach

>that timeout last game


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Finnish players should git gud t b h

rip lainchan

and them following it up by putting basically the worst lineup imaginable on the ice at the most crucial moment

edmonton media are such pussies too theyll never question him in post game interviews

Anyone got a good stream for Oilers Flyers?

We'll give you Manning for him. That way you'll never have to worry about him killing McDavid ever again.

Just to sweeten the deal, we'll throw Bellemare in as well. Look, he scored a goal in this game, he's clearly a good player obviously please don't look up any other game film of him thanks

>the swampy, malaria-riddled hovel of tampa bay

say SEE YA to the playoffs lads

Bulju has an assist tonight

one goal by bellmare and some curse words by manning is more than rnh has done all season

Classic soilers meltdown.

Every (You) I get is one more goal the oilels will give up in the third period

I know man

I'm still

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing

over that fucking time out

y cant laine score on the road

We were a shit show for alot of the regular season last year

>that picture

ahahhahahaha

also

5-3 oilers win

every (you) I get for dat ass is an oilers goal

classic soilers would never, ever have tied it back up

taylor hall probably wouldnt even bother getting dressed for the third

>McDavid closing in on 40 points
>Kucherov still hasn't hit 30
BEND THE KNEE

Mcdavid seems like someone who can get bullied in the playoffs, whilst Kuch is a monster

Witnessed

not him but I doubt it, he's just too quick and agile and so far ahead of the play. By the time you think you're able to line up a hit on him he's already 10 feet past you.

He's also not european

p-please

n-no bully mcdavid

McDavid deals with playoff-tier interference/slashing every game

why is McDavid so ass-pained by Manning?

You're going to take some hits sometimes in hockey you fucking pussy

and gets the same noncalls one could expect in the playoffs

What stream are you watching?

why are you such a limey cunt?

This, McDavid is a pussy in general

Nhl stream

>flim flams

>Be a once-in-a-generation talent
>Allow yourself to get worked by a 7th defenceman

Because i was born in Britbongistan obviously.

who?

>be a once-in-a-generation talent
>have almost a double digit lead in the scoring race
>anally ravaged burgers and bongs whine about you on the internet

While unlikely, I can't pass up the chance to contribute to this for the price of one (You)

...

>Leaf logic

Man you're right. I'm devastated that the star player of another team might actually drop the gloves against one of my team's worst players.

>1 goal and 1 assist
>Worked

Welcome to Comcast© Country!

POOALOT!!!

dallas is definitely a hockey town

what do you think they signed lucic for?

Leon "Blitzkrieging up the scoring race" Draisaitl

>philthy

Why does a player on a breakaway seem more dangerous than a shootout attempt

>L3ON DRAISAITL

For getting really mad at Dale Weise during the handshake?

If any franchise was ever undeserved by a region, it's the fucking Dallas Stars. NO one in Texas gives a flying fuck about hockey and the ones who do are just bandwagoning on the teams very RECENT success. That team, along with the knighty knights, should be relocated.

They have more speed typically, they usually start their stride around the faceoff circle to blue line and at full speed by the time they're at goalie

mcclavicle could be literally hockey jesus and it still wouldn't be enough to save the rotten dumpster fire of the oilels franchise

>cryers
WEW

>tampon bay making the canucks look good

>could be

DAT ASS CALLED 5-3 OILERS

also they dont have time to do some fancy easily telegraphed forehand backhand deke that goalies have seen since peewee

Atleast you tried, Philthy.

What is this terrible lighting and screeching background noise in Arizona lmao

PRODUCTION VALUE

Thats fucking terrible giving up a goal with one second left

texas sports fans
>cowboys
>texans
>longhorns
>tech
>a&m
>rags
>astros
>spurs
>mavs
>rockets
>tcu
>utep
>houston
>stars

Finnish goaltending in full effect on preds vs stars

Yeah that exactly just happened with Arvy, just sprinted up ice with Fisher and did just a standard shot and bam, you got a goal

tampa gay confirmed for meme team

Pure fucking meme game. Get Gus out of there, he's absolute dog shit.

reminder the dallas stars were a top team that had better attendance than boston, calgary, vancouver, chicago, edmonton

Here's another look

ARTTURI

They can whack at the puck multiple times so they choose different strategies

>oilers score
>give up goal a minute later
stop

Why are the American broadcasts always such dogshit?

Commentators say something about Mclellan wanting a look at the possible offside on the zone entry, and the broadcast doesn't even look at the play. Commentators, which are clearly biased to the home team, act like he is way out too lunch, but don't even bother showing a replay. You notice this in every American arena/broadcast by the way.

Also, refs have been extra bad this game, for both teams.

THE MONSTER

literally memed his way into the nhl

>rags

i doubt they ever had better attendance than edmonton, rexall was sold out pretty consistently even during the eakins year

literally just got here. has anybody commented on how hot the black chick with the big tits in the Chevy commercial is?

>please, Santa.

I nut in my pants every time.

because they dont know anything, like most americans

>football
>football
>football
>football
>football
>hockey
>baseball
>basketball
>football
>baseball
>football/baseball
>football
>hockey
kek exactly.

>ref at center ice calls penalty that happened at other end of rink
>ref right there doesn't call anything

Maybe if the refs stop being shit, the game can settle down. But don't forget, American fans at the arena are only entertained in these types of games.

no, they did in their championship year

that first hockey should read baseball instead. but that just makes it even worse. meanwhile no one remembers the ice bats :^(

KILL THE NIGGER

ok that was 17 years ago

I like the Preds broadcast, yeah Stu usually talks about stupid shit here and there, but Willy is always paying attention to play by play

Plus Terry Crisp at intermissions is an elite analyst

>that was 17 years ago
and?
it proves my point

st poois getting pooed on

nasty team there

are philly fans really that dumb that they think you can trip the goalie and then score on him

Got my first look at Pulju tonight. What a horrible meme of a player. Send his ass back to Finland so he can play with the rest of the memes.

You got yourself a real jem Edmonton.

gustafsson getting injured long term would actually be a huge benefit to edmonton

>coilers