ITT: we think of superpowers and other give downsides to the power

ITT: we think of superpowers and other give downsides to the power
>The power to walk through walls

Only when you're naked and there's someone on the other side if the wall.
Living forever and nothing is able to harm me.

You live in a spectral form, unable to interact with anyone/anything.
The ability to mind-control people.

That already has its downsides
>outlive everyone you'll ever know
>eventually float around in the void of space for eternity after the death of the universe

I can manifest and control any electrical or mechanical device.

But you can only force them to make toast.
X-ray vision

...with an apple logo on it.
...only if they agree.

I can fire lasers from my eyes.

In order to do so though, you need to be suspended upside-down.

The power to give life to the dead.

You go partially blind with each
>telekinesis

>the power to close doors completely silently

Can only do it to people you hate.

Flight

You can only fly in your

To breathe underwater

Except it's flight as in flee.

Bulletproof skin

You can only move objects made of foam.
The powers of Magneto from Xmen

*can only fly in your sleep

Can only go higher and higher


Super strength

>overheat and explode the battery on iPhones and Macs.
>take out every libcuck and nignog who owns an iPhone because they think it makes them look rich
>Apple stocks fucking tank after 2 or 3 dozen explosions just like with the Galaxy 7 fiasco

user, the thread is super power DOWNSIDES.

But can easily be stabbed with a butter knife

Time freezing

Lol, you get measles and you die because they couldn't give you a vaccine.
Communication with animals.

You can't unfreeze it

Super speed

Except is freezes for just you.
Now, time TRAVEL.

They only speak Vietnamese.

Time still affects you as it would normally and your perception remains the same so you're hauling ass everywhere with no fucking clue where you are or where you're going.


Super intelligence.

You have to be drunk to use your super speed.
Memory manipulation (you can mind wipe people)

While closing the door makes no sound everyone within a 200 foot radius is made aware you closed it

U can only travel forwards

Invisibility

All bodyparts are invisible except dick

Ability to get dubs, trips etc at will with no scripts

But only when you are completely alone

Super strength

You can only wipe the mind of people with dementia

But only forward/backward one hour one time each per year

[And it affects everyone else too]

But it works in reverse, being able to lift heavy objects easily but light objects are heavy/unliftable.

The ability to listen to peoples thoughts

Works for me lol.
Also you're only invisible while jerking off.
But only in "go to sleep" or "fap to traps" threads.
The ability to quit smoking.

Everyone just calls you a faggot when you get dubs and trips.
Controlling gale force winds

But never be able to stop

You can conjure brass doorknobs at will

Dominate animals minds and control their every move

You can only hear their thoughts when they're awake and you have to be touching foreheads

Control of the elements

But you're unable to turn it off and it's really loud.

The ability to get everywhere on time.

They are constantly barking and drives you insane
The ability to detect lies

They're unable to be attached to anything

They appear up your arse and need to be pulled out each time

Ability to teleport

Errr... the brass disentegrates if it touches any other matter

Nobody wants you there cause you're a shithead

but your every step is as if you were walking on an incredibly squeaky wooden floor

The wind only affects students carrying huge stacks of paper across campus.

Only while on LSD

You can only see through fat old peoples clothing

You violently orgasm every time you show up wherever you intend to be

The power to make you invisible when you burn weed

You have asthma

So many trips!

Power to manifest any food or drink in my hand at will

Each time you teleport you shrink by 1%

You can touch anything, anywhere, any time.

You can't take your clothes with you.
Ability to shoot a sustained stream of vomit from your mouth.

The ability to make any OP deliver

You are inconsistent by zero to five feet in any direction on the x-y-z plane

The ability to talk to women

but you moan really loud whenever you do

you can make anything into icecream

Every lie you hear becomes true later that day

The ability to meld metal as if it were a liquid with your mind

Pure invincibility. Not the same as immortality or regeneration. Im not immortal so ill die of old age and wont have to see everyone i ever cared about die plus immortality doesnt stop you from getting crippled like invincibility would. And i dont mean invincible like wolverine where i heal because healing doesnt stop the pain which can break your sanity. What i mean by invincibility is say i get clacked by an 18 wheeler, nothing will happen to the truck because im still an otherwise normal person yet ill get flicked like a booger and immediately jump back up again like nothing happened. Oh and im invincible in mind as well as body so telepaths cant fuck with me either.

Comes out your nose too and you smell vomit for the rest of the day
You can land fine falling from any height

Your fingers become incurably sticky

The smell increases tenfold

You get horrible heartburn after every shot.
>the power to cast any spell from any game/movie/scifi show

OP will always be a faggot who only reposts outdated memes

There's a 1/10 chance it shoots from your ass also.

You can eat absolutely anything

Its all spoiled

The power to conjure up money at will

But the force makes you shit every time you land.
>the power to drink salt water.

You have to dress up as the character and do an impression for it to work

The ability to digest anything for substinence

But only on yourself

The power to fly

But only when that show is on
Being able to control liquids

However, you cannot shit absolutely everything.
You can create an indefinite number of clones.

But you have to donate it all to charity

faggot

But you're a nigger.

But they are conjured into your asshole
But you can only do it to endangered species
But you have to move your arms around like an idiot every time you do it, and nobody believes its you thats effecting the elements
But you cant affect anything and nobody can see you
But you can only detect lies that one person makes
But you can only teleport when wearing girls clothing
But you can no longer get high off weed
But all of it tastes nasty
But everyone sees you touching things
But the vomit is pure acid and burns your throat severely each time you use it
But it only works in trap threads
It only works on girls under the age of 18
But the icecream melts in 20 seconds

Tastes like really bad water

You contract every form of cancer and HIV currently known to man

Your very soul is crushed since you can no longer experience physical pleasure

Forgot
>ability to change Sup Forums however i want

But the metal breaks when anyone else touches it
But you shit yourself every time
But it all turns into liquid when it touches your tounge
But you can only spend it on porn subscriptions
But it still tastes like salt water
But your shits cut open your asshole
But you can only fly 3 inches off the ground
But you can only control them when theyre in your mouth
But each one is more autistic than the last

It said find negatives in my power not my origin. Thanks for letting me know i won. :)

it reverts back after a week of shitposts

A single random attribute of your clone will be reversed for each one.

The ability to always guess the right answer to anything

No still have my senses, im just immune to all injury

The ability to resurrect people

Downside is you're a nigger and you can't kill yourself.

An infant dies whenever you use your power.


The ability to travel to different dimensions

But never be able to say them and forget them instantly.

The power to always find matching socks.

kek´d

When you ressurect, you decay and become a corpse. You can't die to escape it either

But only on elementary level questions

It says to find negatives in the power and not to do what you just did plus invincibility would include immunity to disease.

>I can become a smash bros pro in all the games

they are in the state they were in while dead

Why would i want to? Thanks for letting me know i won

they are always a pair of itchy wool socks

The power to adjust the pressure of your cum spray like a hose

You get fined $100,000 every time you leave your dimension.
Can summon a miniature sun

I think you're missing the point here. Enjoy your victory watermelon and grape soda.

invulnerability against everything
if you reply to this your mom will die in her shleep and yu have aids

It's really your wife's sun

god i cant wait for my mom to die, i wouldnt mind getting aids for dat

>but you don't have any of the games

but you always get bodied when you make it to finals

>not knowing that cancer is a part of the natural development of any living creature
>missing the point of the thread

How about this? You are unnable to create new neural pathways