/cum/ Canada US Mexico

out in a boot edition

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My hurt burns with a fiery passion...wait...gahhh, fucking heart burn.

the gf

Daily reminder to get /fit/

first for anime is not gay
except when ti is NOT FIRST ANYMORE REEEEEEEE

A couple of hockey players came up to the produce stand the other day

/cum/, honestly, I have to say that you are very stupid.

Not only are you asking for 20,000 quality posts all of a sudden to make up for years of shitposting, and a few quality threads (which you don't need and don't deserve).

I personally hope /cum/ dies, and a proper general like /anglo/ or /usa/ is once again reborn.

This piece of crap you call a general has nothing to do with an image board anymore. It is the craphole of Sup Forums, with the worst janitors ever pushed out of your asshole. You've done nothing for /cum/ fans other than allow the 12 year old noobs to overrun the place.

I like to think of /cum/ as a giant room, filled with thousands and thousands of bottom feeding rats shitting and pissing all over themselves, until finally being caught in the giant mousetrap that is the Janny.

You may live for a little while, but you're going to be pissing and shitting all over yourself. And then you'll get banned, and then you'll cry. And then wonder why you gave ten dollars to someone who hasn't even left his teens yet.

>tfw no american bf to ravage my boipucci

>tfw benching 135 easy for once

based accessories

How does a burger know about letterkenny?

dibs

(Thy)

>tfw no Canadian bf to cuddle with in the wilds of Montana

frick off homos

I-I'm here, user~

pls may i come to Canada? It's not going to be harder for me because I'm white is it?

Did you say /Dixie/ general, because I'm pretty sure you justified a /Dixie/ general. The Midwesterners and Californians are ruining /cum/ with terrible shitposts.

hey toadposters, I got something for ya!

Teach me how to survive the winters and I'll be yours forever

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>tfw used to be able to bench over lmao 1pl8
welp

hey dickhead, I called dibs. the boyhole is mine

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Sure. I don't know.

It's simple! You just have to come join me in my warm bed under the sheets! ^.^

Homosexuality will NOT be tolerated in /cum/

respect the rule of dibs, you fucking homo. I'm calling the mods

this

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/cum/ is so fucking bad at baiting my god

Will do!

No! Please don't!
Janny-chan hates me enough ;n;

Mmmm~
You're so warm :3

get outta here ya freaks

tfw no personal asmr gf

the pizza is pretty good. they didn't cut it very well though

*notices bulge*
0wo wat's this

*makes the window for /cum/ really small*
that'll teach you fags not to post gay shit

Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man posting Japanese cartoon pictures that I've saved on my computer to an anonymous imageboard and attempting to be cute. What am I doing with my life?" ?

did you put ananas on it, or atleast bananas?

DON'T BE LEWD

>attempting

Oooo, don't mind me >3<
I guess I get a little too excited, teehee~

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Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man complaining about Japanese cartoon pictures on an anonymous Japanese cartoon imageboard and attempting to be snarky. What am I doing with my life?" ?

nope

Do you ever stop and think "Holy fuck I'm canadian. What am I doing with my life" ?

Do you ever stop and think "Hey, I'm a grown man complaining about Japanese cartoon pictures on an anonymous Japanese cartoon imageboard and attempting to be snarky. What am I doing with my life?" ?

aaaaaaaaARRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH

i always knew i could count on you

WOW IM SO GAY I WANT SUM COQ x__ddDD ANY QT BOIS ( FEMALE) HERE

just pepperoni and cheese
ha

It's ok bb

We need to have high quality discussion on /cum/. I'll start by showing you this cool trick.

just devoured two 5 day old hotdog weiners
they were sorta hard and weird
oh well

Who /FvD/ here?

I literally just stopped and thought that. woah

yes :D

Hit a nerve didn't I animefags

wait

do dogs not have eyebrows

Me me! Pick me!

I am a little bit tired -3-
You can wrap your arms around me and squeeze me gently while you sleep~

im deleting my anime reaction folder
i can post the folder if you want, if you promise to never use them here

gib

those hotdogs dont feel like they're going down so well
maybe i made a mistake

I had something else in mind

Course they do

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my.mixtape.moe/lmybgs.zip

K-k-kissing?!
Don't be so straight forward! We have just met!~

(also lewd ;3;)

How is this stuff, Mexibros?

But I can feel something special between us already!

FUCK OFF HOMOS
and from Montana at that. I thought you guys were cool

what the FUCK is going on in this thread

I'm not from Montana

they aren't from Montana. conway just wants to live up there in that area

>tfw i was going to regret drinking this much until conway and the other guy started homoposting this much
WELP

Buncha flamin' homosexuality if you ask me

Thank you friend

Someone in the lady thread posted it.

>tfw no beefy bf to protect me from the √ ̅muzzies

Y-you really think so?
Well, I don't want to be rude, I guess...~

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

I REPEAT

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPFKINS = BTFO FOR GOOD

HILLARY VINDICATED

MIKE PENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH

SANDERS TO TAKE PLACE AS PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF PUTIN

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

I REPEAT

DRUMPF IS BEING IMPEACHED

*makes a good thread edition*
*a couple of baseball players ruin it*

>Mike Pence on suicide watch
I thought he would've been next in line in the situation that this happens?

I've always known about letterkenny. pretty funny guys. is it just a canadian thing? didn't know. guess I live close enough anyway

I hate the gays because of threads like these

NOPE, HE IS IN COLLUSION WITH DRUMPF AND RUSSIA, AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED

All according to my master plan

an establishment republican

>tfw no idea how much you bench because dips are better

I still want to kick cruz in the teeth

>4.8/5
HOLY SHIT

BTFO STATUS= DRUMPF'D

>they would have to impeach 6 people before an independent takes over
What's the end game here

Heh...Think again...kid...

so will he be in power soon?

youtube.com/watch?v=JtL4EyGQQJ4

MANDATORY /CUM/ VIEWING

done watching tallafornia swipe
promised myself i would play a gam instead of just watch youtube and shitpost here but guess what i did anwyay
anyway how about a new youtube series thats funny but not too involving?

we can only dream

Me on the left~