"Woke up

"Woke up
Fell out of bed
Cracked my skull
And now I'm dead"

"Found my coat
and grabbed my hat
hit by a bus
and got squashed flat"

i read the news today, oh boy
seems like some chap named bill had took my place

pul i was in the middle of my master piece, why'd you have to go and do that?

What? You were writing a song about a guy reading the morning paper, right? So I just went with that.

fuck off bill we all agreed that you're not to have any say in arrangements

>Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
>Made sure that John is dead.
What did he mean by this?

Paul never recovered after John's suicide

>One and one and one is three
>get out my band, Paul, and just stop talking to me

I'm literally better than both of you trash rockers always screaming gay shit.

RAP THE NEW ROCK N ROLL FUCK ROCK

>doesn't produce his own stuff
>doesn't have good lyrics

sounds good to me

fancy a collaboration? i'll write you a hook if you take me clubbing afterwards

kekiddity kek kek

>I gassed the Jews today oh boy...
>The German army has just won the war

Jesus H Christ

>woke up
>got out of bed
>beat my wife
>and got murdered

...

>woke up
>got out of bed
>fucked muh wife
> and got more ded

>Oh yeah I tell you somethin'
>I think you'll understand
>When I say that somethin'
>I want to join the klan
goddamn.

>just a young poor german boy
>fuhrer hitlers son
jesus christ paul

>boy you've been a naughty girl
>you've let your niggers down
Fucking hell Lennon

>woke up
>fell out of bed
>dragged a comb across my head
>went down the stairs
>drank some coffee
>I took the bus to work that day
>filled out some papers
>I filed some briefs
>tried to leave early but decided to stay
>I finished work
>went back to the bus
>I took the bus back home from work
>I changed my clothes
>I ate some dinner
>I watched the TV before I went to bed
>I brushed my teeth
>I laid down in bed
>I went to sleep inside that bed
>I started dreaming
>dreamed about a fish
>woke up a couple times but went back to sleep
>got back to dreaming
>it was still that fish
>only now it was a scary fish
>I tried to swim
>couldn't get away
>I woke up in the morning it was all okay
>so I got up
>got out of bed
>I combed my hair again like the last time
>I brushed my teeth
>brush twice a day
>brushing your teeth keeps the dentist away
>I went downstairs
>I got the paper
>I sat at the table reading the paper
>I ate some eggs
>they tasted good
>I left to go take the bus to work
>I went to work
>a busy day
>I had to file several 501(c)30 forms before that day's deadline
>I made the filing deadline
>good for me
>I made smalltalk with a coworker about sports
>I went to lunch
>I ate a sandwich
>I came back to work after I finished the sandwich
>sat back down at my desk
>got back to work
>NOW JOHN TAKE THAT SHIT AWAY

>rocky the jew
>checked into his room
>only to find the torah