I sold drugs for my first 3 years of uni, made over 14k, bought a 10k tuba, then gave it all up a week ago today. AMA

I sold drugs for my first 3 years of uni, made over 14k, bought a 10k tuba, then gave it all up a week ago today. AMA

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no you didnt.

>AMA
why didn't you pay for college with it, or were you just planning on being a drug dealer?
i hope you dropped out or got caught
you sold drugs to school kids you fucking idiot. i've seen idiots do that before to younger kids but i never had the chance to yell at anyone for it since i didn't realize how fucked up it was at the time and he ended up in jail anyway. i hope you end up there too

How can you be that smart and that stupid at the same time?

Miraphones are pretty sweet.

Did you get a C tuba or BBb?

>not buying a euphonium, the official wind band instrument of Sup Forums

What was the sketchiest drug deal situation you've been in

If God is love, and if love is blind, doesn't that mean blind people are God?

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What were you studying? What were you selling? At what weight/price? Why a tuba out of all instruments?

I sure did!
no need to pay for school, uni pays full ride and I get a check in the mail. took a lot of advanced courses in hs and got a lot of scholarships. Also got a music scholarship because I'm pretty good. Also get Fafsa because family dirt poor.
I sold to other music kids mostly and to dealers.

I ask myself that everyday I wake up

I got the f Petrushka. Plays like a dream. Professor says its better than hers. Never played f tuba before. only own a shitty C. gonna need f for masters auditions.

over the course of an average week, how much pussy does the tuba bring home?

got robbed at gunpoint once and got ripped off at gunpoint once. (side note: selling has made me a little bit of a racist. In my inner circle, my friends and I have been robbed a total of 9 times, 4 of those at gun point, all of the robbers black.)
got robbed in a parking lot of an apartment building. got in the car with an oz in my hoodie pocket. luckily I had prepared for this, no wallet, no phone, just the drugs and nothing else. I own a gun, but I know bringing it to deals is a whole level of trouble I didnt need. by that time I was getting lbs for 1900 so oz for about 110 so I didnt lose much but still it sucked.

tuba? not much tbh. Only got laid for it 4 times, 2 of those at music festivals. and one relationship with a 9/10 japanese violin player.
Drugs though, lots and lots. you'd be surprised how girls get when you whip weight out. fear is an aphrodisiac

>tuba? not much tbh.

i'm shocked

studying music duh no one buys a 10 k instrument and doesnt study music
sold weed, mushies, and lsd mostly.
occasionally sold molly and rarely coke. at my peak I was buying 2 lbs of green for 38, 2 sheets for 9, and a lb of shrooms at 22. Max weight I ever had was... fuck I just looked this up in my book yesterday... something like 3/4 lb green, 3/4 lb shrooms, and 250ish tabs. I had freedom to test the market, because unlike any of my other serious dealer friends, I wasnt paying rent with drug money. experimentation is how I was so successful

any opinions on Michel Godard if you've heard of him (an excellent Tuba and Serpent player) ... also any pics of the 9/10 violin player? Nonnude is fine by me.

least its not flute, clarinet, viola, bassoon, harp, or oboe. every male I know who plays those are complete cucks. Tuba is only like a 75% cuck instrument, because I play a decent amount of trad jazz gigs

That picture is of Steven Mead.
one of my tuba friends looked through his browser history when he was here at my uni and he found just dozens and dozens of bondage and asian torture porn. food for thought. Here is his 1/3 of his age wife, Misa. complete hottie and goddess at euph

i can't get this kind of analysis anywhere else on the internet

Michel is coming to my uni to masterclass next year. He was the first tuba player I ever listened to, even before I played. His work and solos with Rabih Abou-Khalil are phenomenal, if you havent heard them yet. Here is a link to my fav solo of his of all time if you have spotify open.spotify.com/track/74BCBDzoLhwUsJCwqU8AK1

What happened to the tuba?

absolutely. For example, Christians call God their shepherd, implying they are the sheep. Sheep to slaughter if you ask me!

sorry. by gave it all up, I meant trapping. I didn't give up tuba. tuba is my life. that shit is sitting in my lap as I type this homeboy

this is my fav steven mead album cover

well my 10 minutes of fame were nice Sup Forums
thanks for joining me as I throw the last of my old self away. Time to start a new life. Glad you guys were with me for the ride. Goodnight Sup Forums.

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thank you for this

shits dead homie

Get the fuck out of here. Euphonium sucks more cock than you do. The trombone is the official band instrument of Sup Forums

yah I second the motion