Hey Sup Forums I'm a horny guy and I want my dog to mount and fuck me, can you guys help...

Hey Sup Forums I'm a horny guy and I want my dog to mount and fuck me, can you guys help?Unfortunately he's been fixed does that matter? **Pic not related**

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How old is he. Just want this to be a combo. It's not only beastiality but it's gay beastiality. Good bait btw

this is not ok

roll

wrong thread sorry

He's 4 so he's just started to calm down a bit from being such a puppy

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Dubs don't lie

If i can get him to do it I'll post pics but I srsly need help getting him to do it. He's not shy and when I can get him hard he's got no problem letting me suck him off

this thread has potential

what does it taste like

Kinda salty and like iron. Idk it's weird but hot

From personal experience its hard to describe, does taste nice tho, only problem are hairs get in your mouth easily

kek

The hair can be a problem but in the moment I never really care I just focus on him

ever tried the peanut butter trick?

I have, he licks it all and it feels pretty nice but peanut butter doesn't get you much in the ways of getting him to mount you

maybe he is not gay...

or try with a sausage in your butt

With the amount of times I've sucked him off he's pretty fucking gay, plus he'll lick my cock and ass even without peanut butter and shit

And dogs will try to bite something like a sausage which a nip on the ass doesn't feel nice

>Unfortunately he's been fixed does that matter?
I heard that if they never humped before they have been fixed they loose interest...

but you could post pictures here when you do it.. for science

No he humps if you start to jerk him off especially if most of his cocks still in his sheath

could you jerk him off into your ass then?

Huh, never thought of that, just got to get him on top of me then

Let us know how it goes

I will, I really want to try it out right now but the bastards sleeping

Wake him up jerking him off~

Will try but he's usually about as motivated to get out of bed in the morning as I am

Yea no he's not moving

Make thread later to update us. We want to know if your efforts are successful. Your doing god's work, user. Good night and godspeed.

Lol this is far from God's work but I'll update talk on my adventures hopefully I've been bread and knotted by then but we'll see

I hope OP is not a faggot as usual and will deliver...

I'll try my hardest no garente but I'm off work so I should have a whole day to try.

Good luck and checked.

Well I managed to get him up, I'm horny af and I need him to breed me right now. Working on getting him hard

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>this thread

Do the universe a favor and give yourself a violent and messy death, faggot.

Meh, I'd say you're interested if you took time to visit the thread

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>Working on getting him hard
go!go!go!!!!

I saw the post about the dog raper a little while ago and it made me mad. I think bestiality is fucked up and you shouldn't do it OP, find a human guy or gal instead.

Or just use your hand.

I need pictures OP, my penis demands it!

Use to be my fetish, seeing as the dog is a male you can more relate to what he is feeling. Him fucking me, him licking me to nut. I think it's pretty normal. Seeing as it's not a human: no homo.

no no you have it all wrong he wants the dog to rape him see that makes it ok

The easiest way to preper a proper fuck with a dog is to take a nice, hot bath with candles, bathing oils and a functioning toaster or hair dryer.