I'm a fag at college who can't afford real toys right now...

I'm a fag at college who can't afford real toys right now.. any thing I can use from around the house to pleasure my ass?

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Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

My dick

Wow never thought of that

If I had some dick in my life rn I wouldn't be asking about toys

I remember reading a story about some dude who used drum sticks. Try that

Hey that's what I was gonna say

Ultimately, dildos are the cheapest option. I've wadded up toilet paper or paper towels and covered them with a condom before, though.

I have $11 in my bank account and I don't get paid until next week. Buying isn't an option right now

A hair dryer, but it only really works in the bath

>such a huge fag he can't wait a week to tear his ass up
Just ask a random hobo to double fist you

>fill condom with water
>place condom inside the tube left at the end of a roll of TP/aluminum foil
>place in freezer overnight
>fuck yourself with an ice cock

It would be more than a week, after all my various expenses $11 is a good week

Plastic wrap can also work in lieu of a condom (for extra cheapness) but it can only be used once

Actually that's a pretty fucking good idea

It's even easier in the winter when they just grow from the edge of your roof. I still remember the spot on the roof of the house I grew up in where the best ice cocks always sprouted.

Ouch, little sharp aren't they?

Break the end off at the right thickness and hold it under a faucet for a few moments to round off the tip.

Use clay

Sweet, just have to wait 9 months for that one

if your ass is brave enough use a brush, look that is smooth, always use a condom

Cucumber or an eggplant.

Fucking eggplants are massive

banana?

Fuck it use a deodorant can

High power with heat feels best.

Rolled up washcloth wrapped in electrical tape with a condom.

You can fold one end of the cloth a bit for a head too

do you reuse condoms?

Nigga wut

I've used toilet loofah handles on multiple occasions

>such a huge fag he can't wait a week to tear his ass up
This made me laugh thanks user

Spicy sausage

a small cucumber or a large carrot

A warm shit log from Andy Sixx

1. Grab a knife.
2. Go into nature.
3. Find piece of wood. this can be small twig or large log depending on desired level of anal destruction.
4. Whittle until wood is shape of penis.
5. If you don't like it rough, sand it
6. lube and penetrate

just use your fingers dumbass, don't desensitize your ass so sex isn't as fun

Fingers have gotten boring

screwdriver

broom handle

Loaded revolver

Mfw don't know how to upload pics off of iPhone to show people my nudes :(

glass jar

1. Go to store.
2. Go to shampoo aisle.
3. WIN!

There's a sexual liberation website where they'll send you a free dildo

I've seen that, no

Link

My sex toy collection is not bad

I'm trying to remember, it was posted on Sup Forums about a month ago . There was a small selection, but it included a realistic dildo, a cock ring, and a few other items. Maybe somebody else remembers

Bottles. Depending on how experienced you are with your back door of course. When I was poor, I used standard 20oz soda bottles. Dump/drink the soda, fill with warm (not hot!!) Water, and put it in a condom. I would use the extra ripped lubed ones. This is again, assuming you're a bit experienced. As in if you can take 3 fingers without being in pain experienced.

Can always go after smaller bottles and use the same idea.

>not a full on fag, just a guy who is in denial about potential bisexualality.

Found it.
sexyliberation.org/

There's maybe 6 items they'll send free

Ok, here's the only one that's actually free, though I'm nnot sure about shipping

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it's never going to be a meme faggot

shipping is 4 bucks.

Just jerk off faggot

Thanks user, your services are appreciated

You don't have $10 to buy an ass plug off Amazon? That's what I did. Works just fine for me.

Once you go anal you never go back

Lol I have $11 and I don't even have food for every day until I get paid again

Any brand of bottle better than any other?

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How's that going to work for you?

Any older Pepsi type bottle will do. Round bottles of course. Avoid anything that can explode. I.e. chemical cans, carbonated bottles, etc.

Go donate plasma you fag. That'll get you a dildo. Or use a beer bottle. I don't give a fuck.

Looks like SSJ3 Goku...

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Thankyou, not OP but thats super useful.