You're in the club bathroom and this dude says "Joy Lane"

You're in the club bathroom and this dude says "Joy Lane"

What do you do Sup Forums?

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Jay Leno?

i'm not a defenseless old man, so i don't have to worry.

Reach into my pocket and hand him some chicken tendies.

Can you dodge bullets?

Tell him how I met her nd how good of head she gives.

Joy Lane?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

y-you too

give that motherfuckin face A PUNCH

>Jay L...
>BAAAAM

I hold his tendies.

Wrong club motherfucker.

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Make him fear my Pokemon go akillz

Does anyone have the video of him shooting?
I haven't seen it yet

Yeah, what about her? Bitch asked me to cuck her bf so she could be BLEACHED but she had fat whale arms so i told her to fuck off.

Yeah, instead you're a defenseless little wiener, so you'd still be dead

google it, you lazy cunt.

Liiiive leeeeeak

Here, I went and grabbed the link. Cheers.
m.liveleak.com/view?i=19f_1492377370

I would throw a box of mcnuggets in his opposite direction, and watch him scurry for them

I change my ringtone.

Would you like some fries with that? Oh sorry it will take a moment

aw fuck you man now im hungry

Punch his face

Panic

Suck his cock

Hold up my bag full of cans then die.