Just found out that my girlfriend believes that a blowjob isn't sex. We have to do an assignment together on the Monica Lewinsky affair and we actually got into an argument about it. She was adamant that Bill Clinton did not break his wedding vows in the oval office.
"A blowjob isn't sex. It just isn't"
I asked her, so if I went out to a bar tonight and some random girl took me by the hand and dragged me into the bathroom and sucked my dick, you wouldn't consider that act me cheating on you?
"I would give you a high five. Seriously. I would be jealous that I wasn't on my knees, right next to her, sucking your dick with her. However, I would consider it cheating if you kissed her."
How many of your friends get to benefit from her unconventional sexual perspective?
Jose Bell
She's justifying her past cheating on you.
Jordan Diaz
Nigga you a cuck
She's been sucking dicks behind your back since before you even met
Sebastian Ross
Women are retarded. In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and fire is hot.
Anthony Nguyen
It isn't cheating if he only uses her mouth.
Camden Hall
Thank you. That's exactly what I needed to hear.
>back of my mind, etc.
Robert Reyes
reverse image search = nothing
who is this OP, alt: share
Josiah Long
>water is wet water is sticky >the sky is blue the sky is clear, the light reflected off of atmospheric oxygen appears blue >fire is hot that's subjective
Eli Hill
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Liam Reed
According to her. A rational person views this as cheating.
Wyatt Scott
She's my girlfriend.
Jaxson Edwards
Legally specking in most states; vaginal intercourse is required to divorce over infidelity. if someone feels up your girl its not cheating in court but mine would be carrying a black eye for quite some tome
Josiah Perry
well shit nigga don't be stingy
now you gotta dump the rest
Anthony Nelson
It's literally called oral sex
Brandon Miller
>Legally specking
Stopped reading right there
Levi Wilson
>"A blowjob isn't sex. It just isn't" That's pretty unconventional thinking from your gf user. it's actually a bit more nuanced. most girls think this: a blowjob is sex for the guy, because he is using his genitalia. it's not sex for the person giving the blowjob, because she is just using her mouth, and her genitals aren't involved. So if a guy gets a blowjob from a stranger, he's cheating; and if a girl gives a blowjob to a stranger, she isn't cheating.
Nathaniel Brooks
if that's your girlfriend you better let her suck as many dicks as she wants. Hell, I'd suck the dicks for her if it meant I got a piece of that ass.
Kayden Perez
Women act like this until you turn it against them.
Consider her a lost cause, and start getting blowjobs from other women on the regular. If she suddenly gets upset, it means her values arnt meaning to her what she thought they did and is experiencing a cognitive dissonance.
Henry Morales
I am well aware of the fact that I'm hitting way above my weight class, user. She could do a lot better than me, but I'm not going to tell her.
Ryder Diaz
OP she is just trying to be political but doesn't have a clue. Neither have you, obviously, if you argue that fucking Lewinsky has anything to do with the quality or lack thereof of Clintons politics.
Oliver Reed
Any of her kisses tasting kinda bleachy lately?
Eli Peterson
So kissing is sex, but blowjobs not...
>"I would give you a high five. Seriously. I would be jealous that I wasn't on my knees, right next to her, sucking your dick with her. However, I would consider it cheating if you kissed her."
Yeah, that's what she says now. But go have your dick sucked and wait for her emotions to kick in! "but, but, you said..." will be absolutely no defense. Women won't give a crap or listen to reason, because for them a powerful emotion will trump everything.
You will be blamed.
For proof, she can't even tell you why a blowjob isn't sex. "It just is" - definitely a female answer. So when you ask later how you can be wrong when you only did what she said, "you just are"
Oh shit we've been looking at cp the whole time lol
Joshua Harris
Wow OP is dating a model
John Powell
>the sky is clear, the light reflected off of atmospheric oxygen appears blue when something reflects light in such a way as to appear blue, that's what makes it blue you retard
Caleb Baker
>newfags will consider this a win
Great. Now we can all go back to the same tired shit. Op, thanks for trying to make Sup Forums slightly interesting for a change.
OP's gf is sucking cock daily, cause it "ain't cheatin" and he doesn't know.
Sebastian Stewart
she looks a lot more alien and sickly when viewed more than once
Mason Brown
>that's what makes it blue you retard Actually it would be every color but blue. Haven't taken high school physics yet?
Angel Jackson
>believing that op is actually dating this girl
Hunter Nelson
Run the FUCK away from that crazy shit.
Or better yet : actually do it. Get a blow job in a bar, see if she freaks or not. If she freaks, then you get away. Even if she doesn't freak, get away from her.
Andrew Ross
There are 4 lights! Not 5!
Aaron Howard
>as to appear blue >every color but blue You misinterpreted that poster as talking about reflection or absorption of specific wavelengths, but the post was much simpler than that, and you are not very smart.
Samuel Long
moar!
Gabriel Gray
Kek
Jeremiah Rivera
typical whore mentality. they dont think handjobs, blowjobs, or anal is "sex".
she's probably servied over 50 men in her room, in club bathrooms, in motels, on the fucking street. she's a whore, just like all women. are you surprised? you shouldn't be.
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.
Logan Edwards
Plot twist: op is the girl
Camden Brooks
Deffinetely covering something up, ask her dead in the eye if she "hadn't ha sex" with anyone since you're two are dating It feels like jumping on a minefield user
Xavier Thompson
>OP is a faggot and likes to suck dicks.
Brody Gutierrez
just search images for amour angels lapa.
Leo Turner
It's a not-so-well-kept secret that the Clintons have a conditional open marriage. She's absolutely correct. His vows to Hillary were intact.
Christian Jones
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Benjamin Bell
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Jace Ramirez
thats tarded as fugg
Christian Martin
>not invited to many parties
Sebastian Wright
This is what Clinton supporters actually believe.
Samuel Adams
LOLOLOL no that isn;t ur gf that is a model from metart from eastern europe somewhere just forgot her name
Charles Perry
You know how there's autism but the person is really smart so you don't feel so bad for them? You have the kind of autism where you're not smart but hope you might be. But everyone can see you're not and they realize you're an autismo with retardation, and they feel bad for you.
Thomas Morales
So you should tell her, "OMG, I'm so glad to hear you say that because Stacy at work gave me a blowjob last month in the file room and I was feeling guilty about it and wondering how I was going to tell you. But if that's how you feel, work got a lot more interesting. Thank you, honey. You're the best."
Ian Fisher
Doesn't that also means she can suck other dicks?
Henry Lee
Exactly
Justin Green
KEEP POSTING THESE NUDES!!!
Gavin Wood
If that's your girl, she might be sucking all the dicks, but you know she spits. Seriously, when was the last time she had a meal?
Hunter Walker
Eating ain't cheating. Munch down on her best friend and see how that works out.
Brandon Adams
yet if you eat out some hot bitches pussy she'll be right there with a knife ready to cut the bitch
Kevin Davis
Your girlfriend is a degenerate user, dump as soon as possible
Juan Johnson
so how meny guys has she blown then user go on how meny guys did she suck off XD
Gabriel Cooper
OP I GUARANTEE you, you've kissed the cum of another man out of your girl's lips.
At first I felt bad being so honest about it, but to be even more honest; you're retarded for not realising this.
>bait is mediocre, for making me reply
Brody Taylor
She has mental issues. Maybe abused in her early past. May have low emotions and inability to truly love.
No jealousy also means she can easily cheat on you, because zero guilt. She will see any jealousy as possessiveness and nothing else.
Thomas Gomez
Maybe she just likes sucking dick and doesn't want to commit to just one dick right now.
Eli White
I'd be fine with this deal. She's not going to get pregnant. She's not going to catch HIV. You get variety without serious consequences. No matter how perfect she is, once you've been with the same girl long enough, you'll want nothing more than a different one.