Masturbating is a homosexual act because it is a sexual act with a member of your same sex

Masturbating is a homosexual act because it is a sexual act with a member of your same sex.

are you telling me i'm getting laid every night?
by me?

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not gay if i say no homo as i bust nut

this is a meme and you aren't serious

only if your balls touch

>implying they aren't always touching and you're always being homo

pls explain? it's not like your hand is touching itself so why would your balls touch themselves?

ballS

plural

each ball is basically always touching the other, aka your nut sack

yes but i think there is minimum requirement of 3 balls for the statement to be true.

where onto some deep metaphysical shit right here

>where


which direction is that in?

in my dads closet

I believe it is autosexual, actually, since it is a sexual act with your own self.

Regardless of it being autosexual, it's still homosexual, by definition.

If you're masturbating a girl and not yourself at the same time it's straight, and if you're masturbating her as well as yourself at the same time it is bisexual.

moor?

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no its man ass you dip

>masturbation
>not self-rape
Learn to christ user.

isnt masturbaiting a girl means youre a cuck, because you watch your hand fuck your girl? im confus

no it means you're alpha because you're taking direct control of the situation

determinism will disagree with you

Determinism is not a person so it's not going to agree or disagree with anybody.


Also, contextually what is meant by "direct control" is this particular organism is not passively sitting by and letting whatever happen, but rather is physically engaged in a focused act.

The metaphysics of reality have nothing to do with describing the apparent situation and designating what appears as a passive or aggressive actor in a situation.

So what does it count as when your clone joins in?

Degenerate, homosexual propaganda.
DON'T LET THEM INDOCTRINATE YOU, PEOPLE!

Nice inside view there user

Determinism is a theory made up by humans. It doesn't agree or disagree with anything. Rather, particular humans have a certain notion of what determinism means. It can never be regarded as a scientific theory because there is no way to prove that "possibility is impossible" - even if one holds a deterministic view.

the whole idea of determinism will disagree with this person which represents his own ideas.
don't be dull just for the sake of it.

>the whole idea of determinism will disagree with this person which represents his own ideas.


I have no idea what you even mean by that.

Determinism doesn't negate subjectivity. It just holds that reality unfolds in a singular manner. The experience of life stays exactly where it always has been - in our heads. It doesn't take away the decision making process that we inevitably go through day to day.


"Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills." - Schopenhauer

We make choices but we don't choose to make choices.

Prove that god doesnt exist

You spelled Shakespeare wrong.

Prove that leprechauns don't exist. It's the same exact task, and it's impossible.

I don't believe that anything does not exist, I merely don't believe in things that don't.

>kys

my hands don't have a gender

your entire body is male, including your hands

Sex with myself

I'm not homo tho

Chromosomes don't lie.
kys tumblerina

Why should I, God exists but he isn't almighty.
God is a hyperdimensional neckbeard in tesseract basement looking at his 3D VN. Cause 3D > 4D

lets put this shit in a clear perspective, "you" are just an observer of "your" own life, no more than a spectator with no will o your own, everything your body does is continuous chemical process which began long before you were born, every movement,
hence every movement you make (including jerking off your gf) is predetermined, by reality itself. the only undetermined thing in this universe if the location of electron around the atom, and i doubt this uncertainty is what constitutes as human free will (at least not in a single lifetime).

Your hands have a Y chromosome.

what is that?

What you don't understand is that I basically agree with you but I also believe that "alpha" and "beta" can be accurately described of creatures which exhibit those traits.


You started splitting hairtriggers when I used the phrase "direct control" (in a half-humorous way, mind you) as a way to affirm an "alpha" trait, I still stand by it merely because when you describe a thing as exhibiting control rather than lack of control the semantic context is one of psychology and action and not one of literal metaphysical truth.

>is predetermined, by reality itself

In other words you have no idea what the fuck you are even saying.


Also, this is dogma. You're claiming to know something as divine as predestination but you're a fragile, finite little human being. A bit of hubris doesn't make you a god.

virginfag

>I don't believe that anything does not exist, I merely don't believe in things that don't.
wat

>is predetermined, by reality itself


You realize that we are part of reality, right? You're treating it as if we don't constitute part of it.

I don't ever claim that "X doesn't exist", such a claim is impossible to make.


I merely know that I don't know if certain things exist, and hence I lack a belief in them until further notice of their potential evidence.

read the good book

Have you ever been to the moon||?
How do you know IT'S real?

no
i didn't make any claim about my stance on the issue, frankly the whole idea of determinism is too big and abstract for humans to swallow anyway
regularfag
yes and no, but more of yes than no
you mean Mai Chan's Daily Life?

>no


If that's your best response to a paragraph then you aren't worth anyone's time.

I mean the Bible.

>yes and no, but more of yes than no


Not a helpful response if you actually want people to agree with you.

>determinism is too big and abstract for humans to swallow anyway


You mean it's simple hogwash philosophy that gives you an excuse to conveniently give up on life without asking more questions about your motivation towards believing in it. It's abstraction has nothing to do with its unpopularity.

i don't read burger comics
give me a moment to articulate

*its

phone is stupid

>burger comics
Europe is also catholic at least it was beforethe muslims jumpd in

first and foremost i think i should remind us all where we are right now which is another fagthread on d that realy amount to nothing, so unless im being graded i'm not about to completely waste my time typing out extensively what can be explained in a simple one time conversation.
second of all, you're right to a degree, and then you completely lose me,ok?
and , we are part of reality yet we can observe it from a perceived distance and make "corrections" which by themselves are part of that same reality.
determinism is unpopular (if you could really say so) only because of the inconvenience of the truth
i'm a race mixing atheist jewfag living in israel and i'm a slav and fuck you kill me
anything else?

also, after determinism there are no more questions, only details to fill the blanks.

>i'm a race mixing atheist jewfag living in israel and i'm a slav
>jew
>slav
??????

life is not jew or slav

>life is not jew or slav
what

life is not black and white, but since i fucking hate niggers i will not associate myself with the color black, hence: "life is not jew or slav".
the joke is now dead

it's a shit joke

thanks for your observation

Stil how can you be both a jew and a slav?
Are you like Drake?

almost one-third of the population in jewland are drunk slavs, and that is something you will never hear on tv.
it it just so happens to be that im also don't believe in judeo-christian mambo jambo