ITT we greetext the life of a historic/famous figure and try to guess each others said figure
I'll start
>"I killed the bank."
ITT we greetext the life of a historic/famous figure and try to guess each others said figure
I'll start
>"I killed the bank."
Teddy Roosevelt
>I killed a bunch of people and buried them under my house
John Wayne Gacy.
you got it
>I crashed the economy in a religious ritual
Jews
>be me
>father drinks mother is a bitch
>abused eveyday
>graduate and pursue art
>become failed artist
>join military, become respected
>get hurt and sent home
>join politics
>sent to prision for being a dick
>find self and write book
>get out, join politics again
>country elects me leader
>find girlfriend
>I get country out of poverty
>start cleaning our cities of trash
>rebuild our infrastructure
>start doing meth
>other countries hate our prosperity
>we attack them to protect ourselves
>war gets declared on us
>ohshit.jpg
>we get invaded
>they make it to capitol
>get married
>currently in basement typing this
Nope.
hitlerooni
Try again
>birthday is today.
HAIL HITLER
Sieg hail
>bastard son of emperor
>wiseass kid
>becomes monk
>drinks and fucks everyone
>becomes abbot
>has animated series made about him several hundred years later
Ye, way to fucking easy
Pepin the Hunchback.
that image "when you accidentally open the front cam"
Andrew Jackson
Nope; about 600 years after him. Wrong part of the world, too.
Buddha
then it must be Ikkyu. I had to look up the name, but I remembered him from a book I read one time. I just looked up 'Crazy Japanese Monk' and I found him, lol
>born in a shitty barnyard
>my dad cucked my mom's husband
>she said she was conceived by magic
>HeBelievedIt.png
>raised by him
>got bored of carpentry and became magician
>conned thousands into believing I had super powers
>faked my own death and pretended to be resurrected
>disappeared into hiding
>now a bunch of idiots worship my birth and "death"
kek for years
>I did nothing wrong
come on that's way too easy, jesus it is.
What the fuck is greetext You mean >Greentext?
Ding ding! Yep, Ikkyu was quite the character. Sounds like he'd be a great drinking buddy.
>Be old
>Like, really fucking old
>Got lods of emone
>Women
>Boats
>Army
>Decide I wanna get into some heavy political shit
>Bitches don't pay up for my help
>Burn their city to the ground and steal all their shit
>burn down a bunch of libraries and shit, but fuck it, I can't read anyways.
Nick Leeson
>Said I'd be back
>Don't break my ring.
correct
also correct
too general, could be any ruler
Ronald Reagan
Donald Trump if we count mammon as religion.
>molested by priest when I was young
>act like white knight
>be fgt
>dye my hair like an anime character
Donald Trump
Wrong.