I'm seeing my first escort in a few days (pic related, it's her)

I'm seeing my first escort in a few days (pic related, it's her).
Any tips, recommandation ? I'm mortified.
Also experiences with an escort/hooker thread. Share your stories.

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>recommandation ?
say Joy Lane

what ?

You live under a rock?

Oh, him.
What's your point ?

Isn't that the sign of odin? Or some other pagan thing?

OT: just got done with an escort. She's a cute Lil thing but tonight she gyped me. Said no fucking, only head. Then she jerked me off for the majority of it.

She lucky she a cutie

Do you have enough eggs?
Are you skilled at boiling them significantly enough to be eaten in 1 or 2 bites?

Stop confusing me

bump

>I'm scared of prostitutes
are you literally 12?

ok what happened when you first saw a hooker ? Did you cum instantly, or the tension made you last long enough ?
Did you fap before ?

Not scared, just tense. She's extremely friendly and cute.

put earwax in her pussy. if it burns, then she has an std

bump

make sure you have enough cocaine

Have a few drinks or something but not too much just so you can relax

You have to be a serious fucking loser/degenerate to fuck a hooker, maybe you should consider becoming an hero? I mean, you literally fail at doing the natural, normal thing ever kek.

4 words:
Gas. Station. Boner. Pills.

you won't regret it

Why the hate against hookers? It's one of the oldest professions of mankind.
Although becoming a hero is always a good option

I'm probably going to get an escort or a casino girl while in vegas. Because why not?

i dont have anything against hookers, and its not the oldest profession, hunter gatherer is but w/e.
I have an issue with losers who cant get laid, its not hard, i cant accept the fact that everyone is 'socially awkward'. You are just afraid of talking to women, go fucking ask a girl and get rejected, once you get rejected a few times you realise its not a big deal and it happens to everyone and then it becomes really easy to fuck women.

I don't think I'm failing. I have a gf since a very long time, and we're the best friends ever. But she doesn't do everything I'd want in bed, so I'm seeing a hooker for that.

I did it once, I'm in a relationship but I wanted to try something else.

Don't worry, she told me a lot of guys only do it once for curiosity, and most offer what they call a "girlfriend experience". I had a really good time.

see Also hunter gatherer is not a profession.

Explain to me how its not a profession.

yeah, uh, fails at sex or what?

what's your point again?

Eh, for street hookers maybe. I personally enjoy escorts because there's a good portion of porn stars that do escorting and I like fantasy fulfillment.

I booked her especially because she does gfe.
Actually, she made a (very poor) video (and sadly with this horrible guy)
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My point is its in our DNA to fuck women, its the most basic, natural thing in the world and you people cant even do it. Its fucking embarrassing, its like not be able to eat food or breathe.

I'd insist on wearing a condom though dude, don't risk it.

You have a profession to make a living, in exchange for a salary.
Hunting and gathering is only an aspect of the community life in a primitive group

for sex of course, but reviews say she does natural blowjob and it is extremely tempting to cum in her mouth

Doesn't have to be in exchange for salary, its something you are good at which lets you sustain a lifestyle.

no, profession is have to be in exchange for salary, if everyone does something its not an individuals's profession. When one is a blacksmith one is a soldier one is a hunter one is a gatherer then they are profession. But its not a profession for a lion to hunt.

are you german? "I have a gf since a very long time" is some Denglish shit

BRUH please tell me everything

No, I'm swiss, and prostitution is legal here.

I should have said "are you someone who speaks German natively" because that's what I meant. Swiss speak denglish too my bro. And im in Germany right now, haven't gotten with a hooker yet though

Knowledge dropped

Met this girl when she was 19.
I was 26. Well employed, doing alright.
Meet at an acquaintances party. She explains
that she's been looking for a sugar daddy to help her pay for college/spending cash.
I offer her $1000 a month to be an on call girlfriend, with extra any month she can get a friend interested.
She goes for it.
Three months later, 'falls in love with a guy'.
Best 3k I've ever spent.
If you live in a college town, I guarantee you can find one.