If you could shit on any female celeb then who would you choose and how would you shit on her?

if you could shit on any female celeb then who would you choose and how would you shit on her?

pic related, I'd wipe my ass in her hair then sit on her face and let a steaming turd log slip down her throat while I piss on her tits and she fists herself with a handful of my warm shit

Youre weird as fuck

Go outside and get the Cheetos off your neckbeard you creepy fuck.

andy sixx, then id' suck the logs out of him

I thought all guys wanted to take a steaming dump on her

Not for pleasure just for shits and giggles

bump

Emma watson

Current Emma Watson? Only I really wanted to defecate on 12yo Emma

yeah we already talked about this the other day.... of course 12 her old Emma that's the only emma

year old*

I'd honestly just lick her feet clean all day

that's fucking creepy dude

probably, but feet are so yummi

I'd turd out a hard, dry log of shit but only halfway. It would get stuck in my ass for a while. I'd ram it down your urethra in an epic display of sounding prowess and bounce up and down on your hard, stretched out dick. Finally I'd buttjaculate the turd out into your dick. It'd make your dick and balls swell up really big. Later on you'd give urethral birth to a baby nignog.

For you my friend.

Oops. Forgot pic.Happy fapping.

>shits on OP

uhh uhh uhh oh yeah
uhh uhh uhh oh yeah
>farts to the nignog melody

Herman is mentally unstable

Which one is Herman?

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