What's the easiest/least messy way to kill myself?

What's the easiest/least messy way to kill myself?

by hanging yourself, please stream your suicide too

who cares about mess when you're dead?

...

die a little every day like the rest f of us

Helium exit bag.
Google is your friend.

If you have access to guns,
shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.
Go outside if you would like to avoid that someone needs to clean up after you.
Next best thing is hanging.
Maybe sitting in your running car in the closed garage. Depends on the situation really.
But if you actually would want to an hero you wouldn't ask here like a fag but you would figure out a way like everyone else.

If you're in the desert, it'll clean itself up

>What's the easiest/least messy way to kill myself?

Die of old age in your sleep at 90.

Agreed

try shootin yourself in the chest with a handgun

We'll be with you when you stream your suicide op

Is hanging actually a good way to go? Never thought that it would be

I don't think that's a good idea
Lower caliber handguns might not even penetrate deep enough to cause any immediate fatal damage

Nah, people don't usually have the leverage needed to make it a clean, painless neck break. It often just becomes a long, drawn out strangulation.

Erm how about don't it......

Why do you want to kill yourself, user?

Maybe drown yourself?

Related, not particularly easy, but you just fall asleep and never wake up, minimal cleanup for whoever finds you

Weird how someone on Sup Forums kills themselves every single day

Man I wish dubs spoke the truth

Remember that girl that livestreamed her hanging herself on facebook? That should be enough to put anyone off hanging. The fear/suffering was horrifying.

this just leaves you with brain damage if done incorrectly.

shit ton of aspirin, alcohol, and a whole bottle of benadryl

Underrated

Probably the case, so do it correctly

In the shower on Livestream faggot

Close eyes. Jump off bridge or into subway car.