Reunite Yugoslavia

Seriously when is Yugoslavia going to reunite? It's fragmentation was a bad thing. No point in having all these shitty bumfuck micro Slavic states that are struggling (individually speaking) heavily in comparison to Yugoslavia.

Reunification of Yugoslavia would improve the economy (total GDP), increase military power substantially, and improve the political and social power and relevance of all nations involved.

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>when is Yugoslavia going to reunite?

when serbia joins the EU

t. 13 year old child of Yugo migrant parents that told you fairy tales about muh Tito

soon

When the Serbian Empire is renewed.

I'd argue only countries that were struggling economicaly as yugo republics, are struggling.

The other two are doing much better, though of course without corruption, we'd be way closer to western europe by now.

Slovenia is literally one of the best countries in the world. There may not be enough jobs, but then there's the EU for that. Also, from a Sup Forumstard perspective, Slovenia is not the same as the other republics in an onomastic, linguistic, and ethnological sense, while on the other hand you'd be hard-pressed to find a single such difference between Croats and Serbs.

Yugoslavia must be reunited, because since it collapsed, we haven't had any nice songs from this area.

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>you'd be hard-pressed to find a single such difference between Croats and Serbs.

Lol, this gonna be a great shitstorm.

Yugoslavia could be a socialist-Slavic paradise. If only it became more democratic and liberal after Tito's death and Serbian nationalism was suppressed, so basically if it followed the Spanish way after Franco's death - introduction of the free market, integration with the EU etc. I think it could be even richer and more developed (also egalitarian) than Spain now.

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Stopped viewing at Afghan Srbendas.

Why is the Slovenian coast so underrated? You advertise your country with mountains or lakes only, while you have a beautiful coast you could attract more tourists with, but you just let Croats take them all instead.

Because Croats want to monopolize the coast, and Tito helped them.

But Tito and Yugoslavia are long gone.

Not many people can fit n that 200 meters

Btw, I heard that Serbia has to use Albanian ports to import goods. Why did you allow Crna Gora to get independence? You lost your coast after all.

>speaks northern dialect of croatian

It's almost 50 km, Montenegro's coastline is not so long either, but they try to make their country a sea resort.

If they don't want it then it's not happening.

We learned that shit the hard way in Iraq.

That was just because you already burned them in the gulf war. Fool me twice - It's a shame you can't fool me anymore.

>>speaks northern dialect of croatian

>croatian language is just a collection of three separate languages

It's Hrvaška, not Hrvatska, Črna Gora, not Crna Gora, Republika Srbska, not Republika Srpska, OK? Praise Kopitar.

It was a soap opera. To explain why Montenegro had an independence referendum is a long story.
Montenegro had an independence referendum like all other Yugo states, it was back in 1992 and 96% of people voted to remain.
In 2006 a repeated referendum occurred, and won by about 2000 votes.
Among other things, the problem was that federations with just 2 states can't really work. Because effectively any big federal government decision would need a consensus. So for all the most important questions Montenegro with a population 17 times smaller than Serbia would effectively have the same amount of political power.

Another fact is that the main figure in both referendums was Milo Djukanovic.
Here's a video of him saying diametrically opposed things about 10 years apart.
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He's been the most powerful man in Montengro since 1989. His party is still in power, and he jumps from President to PM when he wants.

Ok, so has life in Montenegro after 2006 improved? I heard that they're a very popular destination for Russian tourists. Are they happy with their independence?

Also, if Montenegrins and Serbs get along with each other and there are no tensions between your nations, why couldn't Montenegrins just agree to become an autonomous part of Serbia, like Vojvodina?

Hasn't really improved that much. It was always a somewhat popular destination for Russian tourists. It's still where all the poor Serbs go, but pretty much anyone who can afford it goes to Greece nowadays, if they previously went on vacation to Montenegro it was because "it's part of our country".
I think i've gone maybe once since 2006.
Milo likes to create tensions occasionally. It's called manufacturing consent.
Basically the opposition consists of Serbs. And there has been a soft crackdown on the Serbian national identity in Montenegro, basically if a citizen of Montenegro publicly declares as a Serb they could be fired.

>ut pretty much anyone who can afford it goes to Greece nowadays,

Wow, why not to Croatia? Do you really hate each other that much?


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This shows, that Montenegro is richer than Serbia.

yugoslavia must be exterminated so europe can live

they're not the same, that's why they kill each other you fucking doorknob

I literally read in the paper today that several thousand ex-yu intellectuals have issued a petition seeking the recognition of a single, international Serbo-Croatian language once again. Ex-yu has already come to the same conclusion, after much banter.

>ex-yu intellectuals

How many of them are Serbs?

TREBA NAM

PRAVI LIDER

>ex-yu intellectuals

Not a big difference, it was like that before, it's mostly tourism money. There are various other economic factors.

Yes, people don't like going to Croatia. As one of my college profs (who is a pro EU liberal might i add) stated:
When i go on vacation i want to relax not worry if someone will notice my accent. The argument "It's safe as long as you don't tell you're from Serbia" doesn't work for me.

New Yugoslavia
Yes or no?

You misspelled Scandinavia (Finland is fine, though).

But Europe is already dead, you clueless fuck sitting at the top of the shit called Scuckdinavia.
Go back to buying Ferraris and contributing nothing to the world, you don't know jack shit about history.
Lmao even we are more relevant than you.

It's all liberal commies.

This time with Trst.

Anyone sane recognizes its same language.

Let Italy annex Slovenia please

I can't imagine any self respecteng slovene or croat wanting this to happen again

Why would we willingly join an objectively worse country than ours? If anybody is going to be annexing us it is going to be Austria, Luigi.

Newgoslavia

I wonder why this hasn't been covered yet