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>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
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frumpf

scathing

whats for lunch

So now that the dust has settled what do we truely think of reddit

hate hospitals
no that's a lie, I like them, but not when I'm the patient

You may think it looks a bit perverted or something, but it really is more convenient. So much time wasted every morning not knowing what to wear under your clothes. This is a simpler more elegant solution.

FUCK REDDIT FUCK IT FUCK IT DFUCK IT I FUCKING HATE REDDIT!!!!

dis pussy boi

fucking leaf

>america literllyl elelcted a terrys chcotalte orange as presendt

Can I get a quick rundown on this picture

my dad goes commando and says that underwear is completely pointless

dog walking around like a useless mong lads

i'm about to get roastbeef from the butchers fuck off lel

told my son i got commando because underwear are completely pointless frankly

why was she so proud of it

absolutely shit for anything to do with politics, left or right wing

>my son

get out gramps

told my son I go commando but I actually wear a chastity belt

Any of you slags into building models?

Just got this mofo to keep me busy.

told my wifes son i got commando because underwear are completely pointless frankly

haha

TAGS: #meme #funny #arabmemes #comedy #comic #arabmomproblems

fuckin hell, autism personified

>rothschilds bow to hope solo's flaps
>hope solo's flaps rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>hope solo's flaps control american sawker with an iron fist
>hope solo's flaps own arby's resturaunts all over america

Just choose if you're going to use English or Italian in the cover reeee
Also

I AM AN AMERICAN

passed the fast stream assessment centre

now have to do a stream specific test ffs

already have a really good job, and im not sure the fast stream is even worth it.

any streamers in to help me make a decision

i'd drink almost anything if it had alcohol in it

you could hand me a pint of your piss and i'd drink it if it had at least 8% abv

It's fucking true. Fellow 'sheeds can vouch.

A Muslim moms greatest tool is "Inshallah" (God Willing).

> Can I do X?
> "Inshallah"
> Can I get X?
> "Inshallah"
> I want X.
> "Inshallah"

Non-Muslim parents don't do this as far as I know, but it basically leaves the question completely unanswered with a vague "if God allows it".

sort of tried, but they cost hundreds , for a nice one anyway

normal parents say "we'll see" but they never bring it up again
fuck off rasheed

>anti racist liberal strayans

you're either a gook or a poofter faggot that's longing to get fucked in the ass by a bogan chad

Why do contactless payments take so long to show in my account?

I've got a boat load of small contactless payments from the past 4 days that still haven't showed in my account.

I never understood the "problem" of piracy. It isn't actual theft. I can't afford to buy this shit. I'd never actually buy it if I had the money.

How is that harming the film industry again?

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERYMAN

it's 11:30
diet coke break

( I DON'T WANT YOU... )

went to the shop commando once

think my cock got frost bite

can i save this pepe

can remember things from 5 years ago clearer than things from last week
not good

all cagers are targets

Yeah, but Muslim Moms always do it. Anything you want to do gets Inshalla'd. You never get an answer.

"We'll see" is the same, but it isn't employed by non-Muslim parents nearly as often as Muslim Moms use "Inshallah".

It's always up to Allah to decide whether your petty desires can be fulfilled.

>Moms
fuck off yank

Cycling is the red pill way of transport

>tfw racist but work with a load of foreigners

Well, not everyone on the choon is a well-adjusted sociable chad like you, m8.


They're an Italian company that makes them is why.


This one cost me £120. The huge galleons, frigates, etc. that I was looking at were in £700-£800 bracket like these:

amazon.co.uk/Victory-Models-Pegasus-Scale-Wooden/dp/B01CIEFB2W/
amazon.co.uk/Mantua-Models-Sergal-Sovereign-Seas/dp/B00XC8A3OU/
amazon.co.uk/Victory-Models-Vanguard-Scale-Wooden/dp/B01CIEFA5A/

Out of my price range though.

your dad is a mong

why do i keep getting emails from pinterest when i've never been to that site in my life?

signed this australian runt up for pinterest newsletters a while ago, he's going absolutely LIVID on his webcam (which I have also hacked) hahahah, australians

>being a grown man
>not driving

Kek

>tfw racist but work for pakis
glad this is just a temp job until i go uni because this is hell

poo

Found the obese motorically impaired cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=bCBZDAbhv-s

what did he mean by this

My boss is from Cameroon, and my two other coworkers are a Polak and an Indian.

That's how the world is, at least in the urban Anglosphere.

phimosis

>drumpfkins

yeah its pretty pricey
Once i have more money and time i am going to go in for all the obsessive hobbies like that.

Sort of want to build a model that can float


Also want to build a Paludarium with bonsai trees and running water

$0.02 has been added to your account

yeah its a shit
dublin is going to be one of those "international" cities sooner or later

wish this sheedo-leafyank hybrid would fuck off

wanna fuck a middle aged indian lady.

highly liberating to empty your recycle bin

doing a watch of the ol' 'nime

that first sip of the day

You have to be at least 18 to post on here, sweetie.

all yours champ

Literally drinking monster ultra as I type this

>monster ultra

imagine having a third eye as calcified as this bloke's

do not know a single word of what you're saying

We are here because you were there. *this statement hyper-stimulates your neurons*

...

really hate pakis

foreigners!

Any of you boys wanna meet up for you cheese & crackers, wine and bumfun?

They don't make orgies like they used to.

Most of the UK do mate. We had no say whether we wanted them. Fucking Hell.

>we're unironically almost half way through the year

I used to consistently get matches on the ol 'der, but for the last month I've got absolutely nothing. What's going on?

And what have you achieved?

>almost 20
>still feel like 15
FUCK

i have tape over my webcam you liar

no?

ah yes
*votes in successive labour governments*

4/12 isnt halfway

>tfw just remembered these are days of my life my so-called 'youth'

We're not even a quarter, you tail

going to post my willy in Brit when I get home from work.

tfw it's only 3 months till christmas

girl is giving me the come-on

she's 18 but looks 14

haha why is time going by so fast

>a 19 year old, monster energy drinking spaniard is posting in /brit/

even poleaboo was a better option

> a vast quantity of the population is under the impression that those flavourless rubber bands you buy in the frozen section are what prawns are actually like

heinous

>Planet Nine is a hypothetical large planet in the far outer Solar System, the gravitational effects of which would explain the improbable orbital configuration of a group of trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs) that orbit mostly beyond the Kuiper belt.

Lads

swede*

I'm the regular

seen a bloke kissing this bird the other day. She honestly could have been his daughter. He was mid 20s and 6'3 and she looked about 14 and was 5'0

the human home planet, masked by a cloaking device

>Tfw forgot I was 23 for a few weeks
>tfw literally was going around thinking i was 21

can't even use the excuse of being a 'young-adult' when making mistakes.

As 23 year old your life is supposed to be like a cool sitcom where you've got it all sorted out, not like this

me

> we had no say whether we wanted them

Yes. Unlike that time an entire subcontinent decided to be ruled by inbred colonial administrators from an island thousands of miles away.

> I didn't rule India
Yes, but 200 years of Indian rule made Britain fat and rich. Your island would be a heck of a lot poorer and less powerful if not for Raj.