Why is the rum gone?

Why is the rum gone?

Because you drank it all for dinner.

its in the middle of the night here

but its not though

...

ever heard about timezones?

ever heard about taking a picture of an empty rum bottle?

Yes. What now?

REDRUM

At least it didn't get spilled, like the milk always does.

milk is for autists and retards

Good OP, now you need to start making your own booze.

give me some free tips plsssssssssssss

That's why you buy a litre man... 70 just isn't enough

>implying these arent just your pissbottles
wew

and you think a litre is enough? damn im getting sobre again

wat

Yea litre is usually enough, got a couple of beers in the fridge for the times between drinking rum and you'll be set... ber in mind you will probably die in 4 years if you do this often

if your piss is that colour, even after steeping a while, you have a problems

>Get yeast
>put yeast in 1 gallon container that is air tight
>make sure it has an air lock on it so it doesn't turn into bomb
>for mead add honey, for beer add barely, for wine add grapes
>fill with water to top
>make sure there is sugar in it
>wait a month or so depending on how much you make and what you make
>there is more to it but this is the jist

that one made me kek.

a litre isnt enough if your

1. fat
2. have some practice

i dont do this alot but sometimes when im bored

fucker, you in mexico?

sounds like it will taste like shit really

germany

A litre of rum even if ur fat will usually make you hate yourself I've found, even if you fit and healthy... only people that take it well compliment it with loads of prop coke ahaha

maybe if you drink it in like two or three hours... i drank it in 5 so no problem here

plus 2 beer

what kinda beer do you guys drink?

I rmemeber I slammed a litre in like 4 hours playing battlefield4 didn't realise how fucked I was until I stood up and instantly collapsed asleep... was pretty fucked up.. funny though. Five hours is still pretty hardcore man

conrona with lime man... it's the shit

conrona looks good. I drink a local beer that probably noone knows... if your a litral neckbeard then even a litre of rum in 5 hours is no problem

Meant carona* I don't know what your talking about guy, a litre of morgans would smash me in 5 hours

carona still looks goo. Would try it if i ever had the chance

Surely you can get carona? It's popular everywhere? Where are you at?

There is a lot more to it I'm just lazy with explaining it. I actually take a lot of time to make sure it's perfect and tastes great.

i cant since its like 4 am

Half three where I'm at

Your 11 year old has a knack for stealing, stealing and drinking rum. A natural born pirate just like es pops!

You're a drunk!

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

NO IM NOT

Same here. Was drinking wine but fuck all left now and everywhere is closed near to me.

YES YOU ARE

I HAVE FOUND SOME BEER IN THE FRIDGE

maybe :o

Great news! Get absolutely fucked, tomorrow is Friday anyway so it will be okay.

Where I'm at you can't even buy alcohol after ten o clock... need to get it stocked jo

Have another drink!

YES. EVERYONE IS RIGHT: TOMORROW IS FRIDAY SO DRINKING ANOTHER BEER IS NO PROBLEM.

PROST

Juan got to it first