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bljak

>Milos Obilic
top kek he wasn't even serbian to begin with,in fact he was a Hungarian mercenary.

FIRST FOR BULGARIA IS SACRED ALBANIAN LAND

TATARSHITS TO BACK TO TATARIA

>be Serbian
>have the best qts in the balkans
>tallest people in the world
>have a pure, albanian-free country
>no muslims, gypsies and subhumans breeding on your land
>in better shape than EU members
>getting free gibs from russian subhumans
>about to get gibs from the entire european community and become the best state in eastern europe
>some tatar tells you about empires 700 years ago

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Facts about the Serbs

- We invented the fork
- We invented Electricity (Tesla)
- We invented the first Electric Car
- We invented the Radio
- We invented Nuclear weapons and Theory of Relativity
- We started WW1
- We produce 2/3 of the world's Raspberries
- We are the oldest recorded people (Srbinda - Rig Veda 2500BC)
- We invented modern cavalry (Hussars)
- We made the first Clock in Russia
- We invented the first long sword (Schiavonesca)
- We made the first ethnic church in the world (1219)
- Largest Orthodox Temple in the world (St Sava Belgrade)
- We have the oldest instrument in the world (Gusle)
- We are the first nation to break free from the Ottoman Empire
- Only people to kill a Sultan on the battlefield (Kosovo battle 1389)
- Only people to ever down a Stealth Bomber
- Created the Ashkenazi Jews
- We are the most imported NBA players
- We have the best tennis player of all time (Djokovic)
- We have slept with the most beautiful women of the world (Adriana Lima)
- Only people to survive jumping out of an airplane without parachute at 39,000 feet (Vesna Vulovic)
- First people to invent running a plane into a building (Nikola Kavaja 1979)
- First to create a Terrorist group (Black Hand)
- We have the oldest Flag in the world (1166)
- The first Russian Tsar, Ivan the Terrible was a Serb
- Serb frescos are in the Kremlin
- The most famous Diamond Thieves are Serbs (The Pink Panthers)
- Famous Hollywood stars all played Serbs in movies (John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Dennis Hopper, Sam Rockwell)
- Famous people learned Serbian - Christian Bale, JRR Tolkien, Leonardo Dicaprio,
- James Bond is based on a Serb MI6 agent (Dusko Popov)
- The most spoken minority language in Austria and Switzerland is Serbian
- Most famous Performance Artist of history is a Serb (Maria Abramovich)
- The first Satellite-to-video transmission in history was of a Serbian fresco
- Vampires originate from Serb folklore
- Tallest ethnicity in the world (6'1'' 186cm average)

Did you know that 27% of non-Transylvanians live in poor or very poor villages? Keep that in mind the next time a Romanian flag says something bad about us

>top kek he wasn't even serbian to begin with,in fact he was a Hungarian mercenary.

>Albanian
>History

Pick one

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>Vampires originate from Serb folklore
Stop stealing Transylvanian culture and heritage balkanshits

Did you know that Serbs gave you your national dance?

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZV2KKkKsb4

>telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/11153923/Vampire-grave-found-in-Bulgaria.html

Back off, steppenigger, we wuz vampire slayers n shit.

C R I N G E

did you know that serbs slept with your mother and are your father ?

No they didn't, that is some old kingdom shit
Transylvanians are culturally and geographically Central European (we don't meet the political criteria because we're not independent)

>transylvanians
No such thing. There is? Show me your transylvanian passport then.

i find Romanian WE WUZ funnier that tatarshits

primul pentru anime

That's a video game, not anime, idiot.

europa centrala nu exista retardatule

t. animu expert

viseaza in continuare regatean imbecil

>No they didn't, that is some old kingdom shit

You never had an old kingdom you dingbat.

A sârba or sîrba is a popular Romanian and Csángó dance normally played in 2/2 or 2/4 time. It was named after the Serbs.[1]

Old Kingdom means Romania minus Transylvania and Bukovina

Please fuck off

come home Serb man

>come home Serb man

I would but I'm scared Vucic will win the election.

Ok but we invented Viagra, trump that Serbfkins.

>the only time all albanians were united

Serbs invented Greater Albania

In all seriousness i would chose the return of the Serbian empire if it meant we'll have the same privileges we had back then.

there's nothing to be afraid of

you had better privileges in Kosovo under Yugoslavia than in Albania

i can't find the video but there's an elderly Albanian man saying that he would rather live in Yugoslavia than in Albania

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I'm fairly sure it had to do with the strike by the Kosovo miners. In 1989 they blocked themselves in for ten days in asking for better conditions, not indipendence as it was said at the time. It was on the news for a while, but their demands were for "brotherhood and unity and the right path of Tito".

Albanians were demonstrating for a "Kosovo Republic" in 1981.

Yeah no. The demonstrations which broke out in March and April 1981 were organised by students of the University of Prishtina for better conditions, later by a range of political and illegal groups for their own goals. The demand for a Kosovo republic never happened because Kosovo already had autonomy until in 1989.

The only empire we need

Macedonia will replace UK as the new shining start of the EU

/balk/ meeting on skopian bike lane when?

youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

>just
>can't
>conquer
>thessalonika
is sea the bane of the slav?

All the balkans go to this uni?

>you didn't create the EU
>we created the EU

can't wait for the EU to cuck you into literally genociding yourselves in favor of shqips

Greece is my wife

>it was created with the support of Turkish

never change /balk/

You're basing your facts on Serbian legends, but On May 26, 1913, 130 leaders of Gruda, Hoti, Kelmendi, Kastrati and Shkreli sent a petition to Cecil Burney in Shkodër against the incorporation of their territories into Montenegro. Franz Baron Nopcsa, in 1920, puts the Klimenti as the first of the Albanian clans, as the most frequently mentioned of all.

People from these tribes that have been genetically tested are either J2b2, E-V13 and R1b, all three of these haplogroups are most common among Albanians and not among Slavs thus ruling out the theory that they descend from Slavs.

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>s which broke out in March and April 1981 were organised by students of the University of Prishtina for better conditions, later by a range of political and illegal groups for their own goals. The demand for a Kosovo republic ne

Sure, "better conditions"

That's why they were waving Albanian flags and shouting "Kosovo Republjik".

I see your Illyrian typing-sticks are working well

pew pew

TUT TUT TUT TUT FOX ONE FOX ONE TUT TUT TUT TATATA TATATA TATATA

It's fine

You're basing your facts on something that happened only 100 years ago?

The Albanian tribes hypothetically Albanized over 400-500 years ago. And this is according to their own albaphone legends too, which Jovan Cvijic recorded in the 19th century.

Prek Cali himself was proud of his Serb origins

If you ever go to Germany i'll beat you up, giaours

*mpooom*

There's no such thing as rightful clay.

>Sure, "better conditions"

>That's why they were waving Albanian flags and shouting "Kosovo Republjik".

Find me 1, one, recording of the strike in 1981 where they mention a Kosovo Republic.

MAAAAAAAAO

>There's no such thing as rightful clay.
suuuuuuure

All of the media coverage on those protests document the students shouting this. There is footage of Albanian and Turkish flags.

You were just waiting until Tito died to carve out a piece of land.

AOWEEEEEEEEEEH
MYAOWEEEEEEEEH

who else gonna /beer and video games/ tonight

I'm basing it on genetic data. The people of Hoti, Gruda, Shkreli, Krasniqi, Kastrati, Klemendi and so on are all genetically closer to Albanians than to Serbians. It is impossible for them to have been Serbian and later Albanized, if they themselves weren't Serbianized Albanians.

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Not an argument. I want a recording of the events of 1981 when it happened like you said.

address and time, I'll be waiting for you subhuman

Did you know 9 out of 10 posters claiming they are Transilvanians are actually Bozgors, Russians or not orthodox scum?

me probably, gona pump some dumbbells and then play some OW.

based vucic

ayyy oohh niggah
imma hit a comfy bar for beers and irl shitposting and meze and then lan with them till the morning

I love Turkey

what is this map showing?

>play some OW
>OW
fucking subhuman

When will Arab Greeks convert to Islam?

the Slav R1b gene is higher in Albania than in Serbia. Albanians have very mixed haplogroups.

Plus, haplogroups =/ origins

They can be closer today, doesn't mean their originators weren't Serbs.

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>this map
>true

>Shkreli

e autistul din cluj, un loldovean din republica loldova

why are manchilds triggered by video game choices ?

Holy fuck it's true
Look at South Indian genetic admixture of Romanians

anyone else playing fire emblem heroes

Romania is like 40% Romani Gypsy so it's not a surprise

I only memed
I don;t like where this is going

t.subhuman

when will greek turks convert to chirstianity ?

>not posting the original

>the heritage of greater bulgaria
ASPARUUUUHHHHH

>Albanians have very mixed haplogroups.
We have less haplogroups in our makeup than Bulgaria or Greece.

>Plus, haplogroups =/ origins
But they mean just that.

There's an obvious pattern in your arguments, you put culture above race, and that is not just one of the most illogical things to do but borderline delusional. To you it wouldn't matter if the group is Albanian, or Romanian, or Bulgarian, as long as they speak Serbian, write Serbian and call themselves Serbian. You don't care that they aren't genetically related to the original Serbians, because you absorbed them into your culture, therefore they should be rightfully yours you believe. However, the flaw in this logic is that differently from culture, race is static. You can impose a culture over individuals, later someone else can, and later a third party can too, but it doesn't change, and it never will, that they are a group different from yours.

Our gypsy admixture is not that much tbqh senpai

>no gypsies
Cute

>We have less haplogroups in our makeup than Bulgaria or Greece.
you shouldn't be proud of that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Founder_effect
>The founder effect occurs when a small group of migrants that is not genetically representative of the population from which they came establish in a new area.[3][4] In addition to founder effects, the new population is often a very small population, so shows increased sensitivity to genetic drift, an increase in inbreeding, and relatively low genetic variation.

Never
why would anyone worship a kike on a stick

it's actually proven that albanians came from some small group 1000 years ago

>not posting the real original

>increase in inbreeding

your blotch includes sofia

thanks famalam

>We have less haplogroups in our makeup than Bulgaria or Greece.

You're still more mixed than Serbs are (over 60% I2a1)

>But they mean just that.

Haplogroup only shows the dna of one parent.

>you put culture above race

At the end of the day, all of the Balkans are the same race. And it is culture that makes your identity, not being an incestoid.

The only difference is that we don't have K (Caucasus) in ourselves, while Greeks, Serbians and Bulgarians do. It's not something extreme as a founder effect, otherwise we'd be like the Ashkenazi Jews.

>and Vehk said, six are the ways to reach heaven by violence.

>over 60%

You wish, Serbia is less than 30% I2.

>And it is culture that makes your identity, not being an incestoid.

Then why the fuck do you claim the northern albanian tribes are Albanized Serbs when it's the opposite and everything genetically points that way? Why does everyone you like have to be Serbian always? How can you claim them to be Albanized Serbs without any basis in science?

Albanians have Slavic genes

I2a1: 14.5%
R1a: 9.1%

genes posting is pathetic.