/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Pettis and Khabilov missed weight
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-206-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-9-a-m-et-1

>Woodley calls out some can for UFC 209
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13896680/morning-report-tyron-woodley-calls-out-nick-diaz-for-ufc-209

>Ceмья
instagram.com/p/BNxag8Tj2OH/

Other urls found in this thread:

mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13902142/ufc-plans-to-add-womens-featherweight-division-whether-its-with
youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4Ms-V-Uig
mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13896680/morning-report-tyron-woodley-calls-out-nick-diaz-for-ufc-209
se.ufc.com/fighter/Emil-Weber
se.ufc.com/event/ufc-206?f1=Jordan-Mein&f2=Emil-Weber
youtu.be/aGDRDelaAdw?t=10m44s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

this is the real thread

Schaub is God

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who

it's an optional thread my man
i'm not angry, i'm not forcing anyone to post here
if this one dies, i'll just copypaste the OP into your thread

sure

>Pettis missed weight
kek

do you agree with this question; pettis is a meme fighter still dining out that kick from 5 years ago and being on a breakfast box, another fighter who thought he can revive his flagging carer by dropping down a weight division

it's hard to disagree with, it's practically a proven fact
the barboza fight exposed beyond any doubt that he isn't as spectacular on the feet as we've been told

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His KO of Cowboy and submission of Bendo at the time was very impressive.

He had potential to be a huge draw for the UFC but he crumbled the first time he fought an above average grappler.

Showtime was a huge flop at 155, but if he beats Holloway I think the Showtime hype is back on.

Pettis vs Aldo would be incredible. A lot of people would want to see that.

lmao this webm describes schaub's career perfectly

one of khabibs fellow countrymen is fighting today
although shamil is probably the worst of the 8 or so dagestanis in the UFC, will most likely get heem'd in the first round by lewis

kek

>sneaker expert

god, schaub is such a goddamn clown

Show didnt even show the product fagget

Its Round 3, you are losing 18-20 and Blinky McHeelhook buttscoops toward you.
What do you do?

>Anthony "Snacktime" Pettis

How long till fights guys?

no interim interim title for you!

steaktime*

Based Pettis doesn't want an interim interim tittle and just wants the real thing

Schaub is gay

pettis is going to be eaten alive by the gangsters hunting him for money. pettis fucked up bigtime by eating a steak

Lads I bet on DC to win before he pulled out and now they won't give me my money back

love the warrior face he makes at the 3.55 mark like he's fucking 12 in thinking that putting on some stupid fucking face is going to help him in any way.

He just wants a steak.

you need a warrior's spirit to win a fight, for sure bro
you would know this if you weren't a cheeto fingered nerd sitting in his basement

I'm coming for you boy

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>Showtime was a huge flop at 155, but if he beats Holloway I think the Showtime hype is back on.
wtf are you smoking

He's only made 145 once and looked below par. He became Champion at 155 and got some defences, showtime was running then, cineMax seems to be running now

he look so skinny

per hats 2 skinny

NEW DIVISION IN 2017 LASSES

mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13902142/ufc-plans-to-add-womens-featherweight-division-whether-its-with

nice projection autist.
you think making the face a 12-year old autist makes when he throws a punch right before he gets his ass beaten is a warrior's spirit?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ho4Ms-V-Uig guess which one you are

post yfw Cirkunov chokes Krylov out

>mmafighting.com/2016/12/9/13896680/morning-report-tyron-woodley-calls-out-nick-diaz-for-ufc-209


dana plz

plz

dana

do it

It's been a while coming. Are there any women worth a look who've said they'd only come in for a featherweight division?

What the fuck is cyborgs problem

i guess the UFC really believes in Megan Anderson

MEEK BETTER GET A FUCKING EDITION YOU HEAR ME?

se.ufc.com/fighter/Emil-Weber
se.ufc.com/event/ufc-206?f1=Jordan-Mein&f2=Emil-Weber

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no

NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES

he's already had an edition you goof
i picked him against palhares on a gut feeling, I have him heeming Mein too
he's a boy of mine

Are they using Esparza's hair conditioner or some shit? Why does the hair look so thin up front

>When you can actually make weight.

The only weight I care about is the weight of dem checks

and they're super heavy weight yeh

Rogan's commentating voice literally ruins this pseudo sport

women's heavyweight division when?

piss off

he is still the fear factory guy

R8/10

how bout i shoot you through your mouth you fucking kike

not enough competition for you're mom lmao

What does it mean the Pettis missed weight?

Will Holloway still take the belt if he wins or is just another meaningless fight?

memefest/10

pvz, perry and jouban, memegall vs memecutt, barberena and some ladies

yes, it will be fun for sure

Fuck I loved that fight.

proof

can you take a cap of the odds? for some reason this fight doesnt show up on the dot ca website

Lines aren't out yet

fuck yeah! Meek the man! NORWAY UP IN THIS BITCH

>tfw too intelligent for interim titles

0/5 bait.
Rogans voice is the reason people watch UFC.
His screams during the KO´s are legendary

If Kennedy loses then Sup Forums wins

when was this? before/after 205?

>So Cal tattoo

>implying

Kennedy does Sup Forumss job for them - killing a bunch of arab children

Only Goldberg screams during knockouts. Rogan screams when someone gets clipped

Let me guess, you watch the """"""sport"""""""""" of boxing.

>Pettis forfeits 20% of his purse to Holloway whatever happens.
>Pettis will not be given an interim title if he does win

The division's turning into a joke.

Probably gonna be

Jouban +150
Perry -170

it's not bait you Mongolian, i was just listening to a knockout countdown his high pitched nasally voice is fucking horrendous

and yeah i've watched every single ufc since the mid 90s (and i mean live not after the fact) so go fuck yourself

youtu.be/aGDRDelaAdw?t=10m44s

How much would it cost to get Buffer to announce Pettis fight name as Snacktime or Steaktime?