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Franklin edition

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lads

Business idea: Kill all brexiteers and redo the referendum

might have something from the local chinese chippy for tea

Just the one?

>I should elect a litteral commie
Ah I'd rather not chap.

think ive got a half korean baby on the way lads

nonce

lads check it out

>dancing_gooks.wobm

better fate than death by a thousand sheeds
sheed

>jo cox died for nothing

jus' nippin' space, anyone wan' owt?

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the girl of whom i may have impregnated is older than me

business idea: call people who don't agree with me racist

Why does it feel so good when the cum comes out?

I'm seeing so many Koreans around nowadays. They've got grocers and restaurants everywhere.

this image reminds me of /brit/

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>die from economic collapse thanks to Marine's reforms, or die from islamists beheading me thanks to the socialist's immigration policies and leniency with muslims
We're fucked either way. Might as well elect the cutest candidate, Fillon.

time to bring out the ol hammer

youtube.com/watch?v=DoR8DKzBrzg

because cumming in women is our whole reason for existing

This is quite literally the height of American culture

Something awful happened last night.

Went to a club with friends despite telling them I didn't want to go but was too much of a pussy to actually refuse.

I was sort of lurking near the edge of the dancefloor and this stunning girl walked past and smiled at me and said I had an amazing beard and asked if she could touch it, while I was stammering like a spastic, she ran her fingers through it, from my neck up to my cheeks and I instantly got a semi, I was being touched by a qt, perhaps life might go well for me for a change.

Saw her again later in the night and she was headed right towards me. She asked me if I'd come and dance with her and then dragged me on to the middle of the dancefloor. I danced with terror in my heart but she didn't laugh at my dad level dancing, instead she moved closer and started to kiss me, everything felt magical for a few seconds until it happened....

She sort of bit my bottom lip, not particularly hard or anything and it felt great, until she slowly moved away slightly dragging my lip between her teeth. right on the edge of my lip has been this blackhead that was too far under the surface for me to be able to squeeze, I'd tried a ton of times but the pain kept becoming too much before it would budge.
As her teeth dragged towards it, I felt the skin at the edge of my lip tear slightly and this release as this giant blackhead that was lurking under the surface emptied itself into her mouth.
I guess it must have tasted pretty bad as she instantly started wretching then spewed on the dancefloor and the last thing I saw of her was the bouncers dragging her out under the assumption she was too drunk.

What do I do if I ever see her again, would it be worth trying to talk to her?

he is cute
it's the eyebrows

But I have only ever came into my hand

the whites have become black

shag her

i love how you can see the girl on the right's insecurity

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>tfw I really feel like eating a bag of chips but I'm trying to maintain a caloric deficit

Also the most traditionally French of them all.

The Welsh cunt as his bride aside.

fucking thugnigger culture
that's not even attractive

gas all remainers and eat their corpse to gain their little power

utterly fucked already lads

girls being slags gives me such conflicting feelings

I wonder what dave has planned for april fools

Are all those black districts the 'City'?

nice belly tubbs

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those areas are where 'city boys' buy their family homes

also the most former Sarkozy's prime minister of them all

what is with rorkes and the word thug

Huh you can eke out a decent living in Shetland
Kinda feel like moving there and marrying a traditional scottish qt now

>north cornwall is such a backwater they don't even have data for it

Wealthy leafy suburban area

Man you suck you just posted that in the other /brit/ thread

That's lame man

HAHAHAHAHA SO WITTY

Ah yes bus drivers on strike. Last time it was the trams. Is their anything the public sector is actually good at? Other than sucking up taxes.

ooga booga whitey say mean words

I get it, cause he's in a bath tub, and he's fat

Striking

just saw you post this in wowg

we're basically friends now

quite.

qt

Right, might be comfy. Hoping to get an internship there next year.

Leafy?

I know, I know. No one's better sadly.

Hey lads

Posted from my iPad

as imperialist as britain

No that's northern ireland

you gonna cry?

gangsters dressed nicely

no its not mean it just makes you look like pussies

lol nice culture there whitey lmfaoooo white ppl dance like squares b ayyyyy y check out dem white bitches twerking bruh baka omg yaaaas @Sandra this ghetto meme is so usss lmfaoooo when u eating 24 nuggets and find an extra one lmao or when u fail skool lol DAMN us white ppl am i right dude trump is racist all white ppl (me) = raciss white culture is lame bro

>Leafy?

Leafy means there is greenery about and it is nice.

your the fucking pussy if you cry over words

>we will all be minorities in our own countries by the end of this century

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Probably all those wages of petrol engineers warping what the average really is.

A median average would do the trick a lot better.

Tanks!

>tfw no one gave me a (you) in wowg
and oh fug I am too autistic for friends

Just had a massive wank

Had to wake my bf up so he'd get rid of a Huntsman spider in our kitchen the other day. He used a broom just like this (it was a lot smaller though obviously) and put it outside for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=4C_6dJ1Dm8A

>Twickenham
>northern ireland

>Implying I'll make it to 106

queer cunt

Genuinely can't remember the last day I've had a completely alcohol-free day

Must've been at least in 2016 fuck sake

If it's not northern ireland then whats that big grey lake in the fucking middle dipshit dont think london has that

Hot or cold?

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loser

Really need the new girl at work to suck me off.

bruh skrrrrrrrrt the new kanye go hard bruh u got the new air jordans yet? skrrrrrrt mums wanted me to study i was like lmao mum studying is for white ppl she like boy yo ass is white i was like AYYYYYYYYYYYY baka wen she suckin an dont stop after u cum lmao bro i hear u *wears yeezys to grandpas funeral*

massive in what sense of the word?

why would i be crying

internship in Twickenham? You're about an hour away from central London, it isn't that bad but it's incredibly stuffy and middle class, take that as you will.

2016? try 2005 famadan

he just said why. are you stupid?

What a cheeky crab

I really enjoyed that ice cream I ate earlier but I can't have anymore because I'll get fat.

>muh death of the white race

said the sexless mong

raindrop

droptop

enoch was right

Pack it in before I send both of you back to balt

Loads of cum came out

Anyone got any throwback songs. Songs that remind you of school in the 90s and 00's. Feel like getting very drunk and thinking of a time before I was, this.

Thinking of having a cheeky attempt at the 'cide lads. Got some pretty strong rope and found a secluded tree at the park. Only problem I might have is that I'll have to climb the bastard and then tie the noose.

Might look suspicious if i'm walking on to the park at night with a rope and a step ladder.

fuck off virgin wog

no pls ill do anything x

That's going to fatten you up idiot.

Oh, meant the City. Hadn't phrased that correctly.

I don't drink mon-thurs but just get completely wankered alone at the weekends. The only thing I look forward to on Friday is drinking after work. Quite worrying.

got shitfaced daily for two years and it wreaked havoc on my body and plunged me into the deepest depression i've ever been in which inevitably led to me royally fucking my life up and i still haven't recovered from it and i probably never will

my advice is to quit while you're ahead. i've been sober for 7 years and still want to drink every day but you just gotta fight the urge brother