Sup Forums Need advice. I'm a pussy. So What is the most painless method of suicide...

Sup Forums Need advice. I'm a pussy. So What is the most painless method of suicide? also preferably cheap because poorfag

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sleeping pills, whisky, a bath

drown you faggot

Buy some syringes and inject an air bubble into a vein

> A bath
Well. as I said. I'm a fucking poorfag and my bath doesn't work

That has got to be painful. Burst veins?

Well maybe just go start some shot to get the cops triggered?

>tie plastic bag around head
>profit

How fucking dumb are you?

Don't move to Egypt

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As an Ausfag with no way to obtain a firearm. the police are not very likely to shoot me unless I present an immediate threat.

> wants to die
> wants to cheap out on money
> because obols for charon

not dumb because asphyxiation hurts. if you read OP said painless you illiterate cunt

Bump. Haven't had much advice worth considering

Bump part 2. Cmon guys. get creative. just painless and cheap

Get the hint faggot, nobody gives a shit about you.
You should probably just kill yourself

suicide bag

well OP i heard after you hang yourself you might pass out within at least 10 seconds but i suggest chewing and swallowing cherry pits they contain enough cyanide to kill make sure to stream it

Like most shit logs smell like feces
His warm shit log smelled uniquely
He used my mouth as a toilet
His warm log was long and coiled

Every other brat did not respect them
They smelled his logs just to reject him
I promise that I ate the choice confection
There are countless recipes for Andy's warm logs

I lie on my back and stare at his ass roof
Leaking out turds were made into my food
You can't forcefeed lesser shit
My warm log supplier is Andy Sixx

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You'd need hundreds of cherry pits. they contain very low amounts of suicide. I've looked into it.

Cyanide** sorry

Bump. slow ass fucking thread

When I was suicidal I planned on injecting nicotine, no doubt in my mind that it'll work. As long as you inject enough I guess.

Thankfully I crashed my car and one thing led to another, today I'm better than ever.

Suicide is not the way bruh, get some weed and be happy.

Have you experienced big black cock? You need to have some big orgasms knocked out of you by a black cock

bb gun

>asphyxiation hurts
No it doesn't, you dumb fuck. Try it for yourself and find out.

Now you've ruined a good kek. Definitely stealing that one.

>yet another fucking suicide thread
>complains about lack of interest

KYS. Oh wait, you never will.

Do not, you will suffer.

Carbon monoxide? BBQ grill charcoal inside, look it up

room filled with helium:
a) you dont realise youre not breathing oxygen until youre unconscious so its painless
b) no coughing etc.
c) whoever finds you calls police in a helium voice and probably laughs about it

Never thought about the last part, kek

Buy the helium (tm)

eat a spoon of cinamon