ITT: Things you learnt today

ITT: Things you learnt today

Bonus points for autistic shit you should have known already but it took until 2016+1 for you to learn

1. Sasha Grey is genuinely good at deepthroat. Always thought she was just an anal queen.

2. Staying up late eating easter eggs reduces hangovers

3. american psycho is an enjoyable movie

3. Filthy fat slavic milfs with big tits give me a semi

how to construct superblocks from the supercasimir in any d \in [2,4]

4. When Jamie Lee Curtis has code name "Doris" I get a semi

404 nice
I learnt that the sea is fucking freezing but if you got courage you can jump right in and swim with freedom

Your 3 year old toddler son does not make a good tattoo artist

5.I leant the alphabet in full (always mix up lmnop as well as qrstuvwxyz)

Halo Reach came out over 10 years ago
God damn...

"Dude.. are you.. FUCKING... READY!!?"

I learned it's important to learn how to be self dependent. When times are toughest, all you have is yourself.

And also depression faps feel like a tedious, unsatisfying chore. But I'll never stop them

I made a mistake voting for Trump.

You can swim in lava, but only once

6. Mudslimes shot up France again to get based Marine into power to create more tension against mudslimes thus justifying more jihad and then play the "not all mudslimes" card over and over again to cuck Europe even deeper into perpetual Cuckbetting.mpeg

there are only 2 genders

Depression faps are best faps. No porn genre is off limits. Unfortunately at least 4 faps per day are required to keep anhero away

i learnt this was the worst thread i ever saw

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Hitler is due for resurrection.

Square up pusi. I'm on the brink of suicide after every depression fap

Might give this a go

Story?

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7. Hitler was a sensitive man

I would share but then I'd have to timestamp which I wouldn't be able to do until this thread is dead probably. It's like two small black squiggles on my foot so I'm not worried

Recurrent ejaculations at a young age is correlated with a reduced risk of prostate cancer later in life.

the average (20-40 yo) prostate is 20-30grams

The word hysterical comes from "hyster" the latin word for womb. So hysterical means acting like you have a womb.

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas

Hands are patrician tier fetish