What's gonna happen?

What's gonna happen?

Luke is Snoke

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They'll blow up some huge space station that's as big as a planet.

729999999 or 730000000 get is what will happen

I am pretty sure they will stage a fight between good and evil.

>darkness
>light
>IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT
get ready to go from black and white go color
Red force, blue force, yellow force, green force, A RAINBOW OF MARSHMALLOW SURPRISES

The Jews will return

Luke dies

Traps will be announced as gay and Mudslimes will take over.

gaylo ren self harms some more

more spaceships go WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

that british bitch gets muh force powers hurrrrr because main character

possible she kills gaylo ren

possible decent plot twist

a bunch of funny bits

and robots

also that one really hot alien bitch in the background that'll get 15 pictures on rule34.xxx

life saver battle

Luke places his lightsaber hilt right on Rey's tight little asshole, and then as she begs him not to put it inside of her, he shows her the true power of the force and force pushes the hilt deep into her ass as she screams in pain.

Han fucked Luke first

Luke's gonna die.

1. a bunch of people are going to hype the diarrhea out of it.

2. then they will go and give their money away to disney like blind fools. they will brag about their reservations, as if movie tickets are a status symbol.

3. massive disappointment ensues, but most won't show it because they don't want to look like mindless idiots yet again, so they will defend it instead of admitting the truth.


han shot first.

is snoke that hot alien bitch you say ?

Luke gon die nigga
it sez last jedi so if rey gon be a jedi ded der would be 2 jedi sotheyhave to kill one te make it the last jedi mate

found the jar jar fan

>What's gonna happen?

More gender lecturing.

Rey will be the first grey clothed Jedi.

always do

The nigga re-introduces le force

Making him the token saviour

Kilo Ran will chimp out when someone calls him Ben

BBC will roll and do cute shit as toys fly off the shelf...perhaps a meeting between BBC and R3DP in some hallway bro-ing out

i hate that sorry excuse for a droid.

It's going to be an autistic romp like the rest of the films.

kek

you forgot 'diversity'

the black guy from the first one will be held hostage by kylo. At the last moment, the pilot guy who was also captured will be sealed in durasteel after professing his love for the black guy and shipped to the current crime boss on jakku, but rei will arrive in time to confront kylo. After getting chopped in half it will be revealed she is actually darth maul in disguise, and back for revenge on snoke who betreyed her.

>u mean gey clothed

A fat rebel pilot will report in as Red 6 as you neckbeards rejoice as he represents you in real life. Fat fuck gets taken out immediately by a tie fighter.

Finn is gonna fuck Rey in her tight little ass.

>diversity
The only time this annoys me is if there is explicit talk about how "we're different but we can relate" bullshit, or when they take an established character and change their race to be trendy.

If just having brown and yellow people on screen triggers you, you need help.

The gender diversity is different because it treats the audience like a child and holds your hand through this reeducation about how women are tough and kick ass

/pol will chimp out due to this

Probably another story that's a knock off of one of the original movies

Pretty sure Sup Forums hates strong female characters anyways - unless they're strong blond conservative commentators of course

Maul was killed by Kenobi in Rebels so not going happen.


I think we will see a new generation of padawans and Kylo will go to a sith temple and see a few old siths for advice. Luke will live, Rey will become pregnant and the black guy will die and snoke will be revealed as a fallen jedi living somewhere. Maybe Mace.

if you can't see the difference between having characters from different species/races, and purposefully and overtly pushing an agenda to pander to a certain demographic in order to maximize profit, you are the one who needs help. there is negligible difference between the gender/race diversity sham. nice virtue signal fail.

Emo Ren will keep on fapping to Derp Vedder's busted helmet

Forgot to add, 3 way gay orgy betwen the black guy the pilot guy and kylo b4 the [strikethrough]carbonite[/strikethrough] durasteel sealing scene.

That would be Greg Grunberg

Samuel L will appear and give proper advice in the only way he can deliver it

Maul was killed b4 that in episode 1, but he came back then too. He's basically the recurring character that keeps dying but not really dying in the series.

They all should die and make the series great again like Rogue One

>Takes place a year after TFA
>intro is a parallel between Kylo and Rey's final training
>Kylo and Rey have both been significantly trained, Luke is now aiding the resistance
>Benecio del Toro's character is voted in as the new chancellor of the republic and declares war on both the resistance and the first order, contradicting everything the new republic stood for, it's still being debated on whether his character should be an alien or not
>Both the resistance and first order are slowly getting fucked up because of the republic's sheer military might (the first order didn't anticipate losing starkiller so soon)
>Kylo's newfound strength in the force gives him the ability to see force ghosts of both Anakin and Darth Vader, who play that sort of 'angel vs devil on the shoulders' to Kylo
>Poe Dameron gets much more screen time thank god
>Snoke is revealed to be plagueis by Luke
>Snoke is really fucking powerful, more powerful than any other character in Star Wars thus far
>Rey dies, Luke dies, Snoke kind of dies but not really, a few of the knights of ren die, the first order dies, Finn loses an arm and his face gets severely damaged (poor finn)

The 1st order will keep using that sad excuse of a tank that looks like a Ford Excursion with legs or doggo

Yeah, but this time he conceded to dying. If you didn't watch the episode, then you do not understand his involvement in Rebels and what he was doing with Ezra and looking to do coming out of the shadows. Maul is done. All previous siths are dead. That's not to say, a new sith won't come to be and get rid of Kylo but I don't see that happening in VIII, maybe IX... rise of the sith.

Reys gona be the last jedi cuz they r afraid all the old actors r gona die so bye luke i bet theyll kill chewie too cuz their bastards and replace him with the sjw ghostbuster ape

If there is no training montage I will be very disappointed.

Also Luke kill. Or maybe not. Depends on how good Hamill is at negotiating. He might want the cash from an appearance in another movie.

My preference would be Luke goes dark, kills off that sperg Kylo, becomes main bad guy for film three. They're not going to do that though because that would be fun and Hollywood is no fun allowed.

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Luke going dark would be ideal, but Hollywood these days go way to safe and would never let that happen.

Luke will be needed in future episodes.. no reason he can't pull a Yoda and old master offering advice well into his 80-90's...

The biggest link is how the sith will return and how new jedi will come to be, even including grey ones that go both sides depending on circumstance. Kylo in my opinion was used to bring back a real sith from the force. Rey I am pretty much accepting is a Kenobi. Maybe a off spring of the Emperor who was never talked about would be the proper age to lead a sith return.

kylo ren and mary sue rematch. this time kylo ren cuts off her hand. or vice versa, whatever. the last movie kylo ren is revealed to be good and just was evil to beat the empire or republic or whatever its called.

he will die and then reappear in episode 9 as a force ghost

they cant even be consistent with his scar. all thats left of star wars is garbage.