Wake up

>Wake up
>Something feels strange
>Look in the mirror
>See this
Wat do?

masturbate like no tomorrow.

this

But that's just my reflection.

this

this

Ask myself why the fuck I was sleeping in jeans

clean the fucking mirror, and stop doing drugs

>Why is my mirror so low?

Wake up as a woman? Why scream uncontrollably at everything and start pointless arguements about nothing all day, obviously op!

Wonder why the hell I became a human

fpbp

Start fingering my pussy.

take the day off and squat over a mirror

WINRAR
spend my surgery money on a new car

suck as many dicks as i can
and no longer be called a faggot

Most of you cucks would wake up, start fingering yourself, not cum, realize you don't know how to pleasure a woman and every girl you were with was faking it, then cry yourself back to sleep...

Me, I'd find a lesbian and show her how a real woman fucks.

Become a topless dancer.
Strip all the lonely guys of their cash.
Laugh all the way to the bank.

Holy fuck Check'em

>Masturbate
>Start up cam for gaming and self sex to get relatively easy money.
>Get mostly anything I want.
>Get older/looks start to fade.
>Become huge slut.
>Die of AIDS

Who the fuck painted my wall I don't want a red wall

Hatchi matchi!

i fell asleep with a bra ?

Your mom wanted you to do more than her, not be her... shit man

"Whoa, that's not my bedroom!"

I learned from the best.

So... I'm gonna need to see her nudes.

Kill myself because I had just broken every law of physics and my life is a lie

Would probs become very uppset because something impossible has happened. What is real? Psychosis? When I'm over that I'd mastrubate maby try and earn some from caming.

Faggot

Romance my high school crush who became a hardcore lesbian cosplayer.

Blush and ask her politely to wear a less revealing shirt.

U R A FEGIT

Get on Sup Forums and offer to let anons with 9+ inch cocks gangbang me

Have hot lesbo sex with my wife

"Oh boy, it's time to blame patriarchy !"

Win

masturbate.
everyday

360 Walk outside and demand dick of men.

Well I'd masturbate til I get cancer

Black dicks

>that mootpill really worked, wow

Why the fuck am I blonde?

Tits or GTFO

Tits or GTFO cumdumpster

>That's not my room

...

You fucking tard

this

Realize that I'm fucked.

I've got like 1000 dollars to my name, I've lost my job because nobody would believe that this girl is me, I can no longer attend school and my potential masters degree is out without question.

If I woke up this way I would immediately lose everything valuable to me, emotionally and physically, because nobody in their right mind would believe that I'm Colin.

I'd probably bounce around foster homes because I don't look 18 yet. Hell, they might even deport me because there's no record of me existing in national databases-- all of my fingerprints and biometrics are different.

If I woke up looking like that, I would probably just fucking kill myself because my life is essentially over anyway.

Colin, South Boston?

Nope lol

You should have answered yes

>Fuck myself literally

I did

...

Get killed by my step-dad because he's a gun toting republican and he will shoot at home invaders

stay home and play with myself all day long

proceed as normal from there, try to get myself a dyke gf. i'll be the butch one but still hot.

First off, I'd touch myself.
Then I'd find some old rich fuck that will die soon.

Oops, meant to reply at OP but you deserve a (you) anyway so enjoy

this chick has a nice body but her face looks almost exactly like my nephew

super boner killer

I'm sure he'd spare your life if you blew him.

Still gay

Wonder who woke up like this

...

Go to the YMCA locker room