Alright Sup Forumsois, time for "the anonymous hacker known as Sup Forums" to make it's valiant return.
The plan is simple, we once again trick braindead Apple tards into yet another obvious hoax that they will undoubtedly fall for. Instead of a software update, however, we shall utilize the fact that nearly every Apple user has one of these "pop sockets" on the back of their iPhones.
Phase 1: We post on Twitter/Instagram/whatever about how these pop sockets are made to absorb the impact force from tall drops when they're fully "popped out."
Phase 2 (optional): Create videos/fake ads "demonstrating" this feature.
Phase 3: Wait for Apple Customer Support to be swarmed with "OMG PLS HELP I CRACKED MY PHONE!!!1!"
Bumping but everyone's already tryna do shit about cody right now
Jacob Bell
Check out this third set of dubs
Benjamin Green
bump
Noah Cook
FUCK
Connor Ross
this seems retarded but bumpo nonetheless
Justin Martinez
Support the thread!
Aiden Taylor
Bumpin
Dominic Gray
Bunpin'
Cooper Gray
Bumperino
Landon Scott
Bump
Kevin Jones
This thread is pretty nyce
James Sanchez
NYCE dubs
Leo Lewis
bump
Parker Long
Nice dubs there
Samuel Russell
Better get to work faggots. Can't contribute now, but will try later if one of these threads is still alive.
Logan Torres
And what exactly is entertaining about this?
This is dumb.
Christian Cooper
Probably that people have actually believed our hoaxes in the past and have done dumb things about it. They never catch on until it's too late!
Nathan Roberts
bumpa
Joshua Taylor
Hump de bump
John Thomas
Nice crusader pic
Blake Lopez
Let sleeping dogs die, OP.
Joshua Carter
*nyce
Luke Green
Crusaders would use M16s not AK47s
Nicholas Jenkins
Bretty bunp blease
Adam Reed
This is now a get thread
Aaron King
You want to screw a bunch of people over? Two words: Wifi-Assist.
Jaxson Rogers
Bumporino
Nicholas Ross
...
Parker Nelson
BUMPAREENO, but real talk WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PROPIGANDA SQUADRONS
Juan Thomas
Bump
Kevin Allen
All we need for this is adds
James Nguyen
or we would say that if you put gallium on the metal of your phone it will improve its structural durability because the atomic bond with gallium and aluminum its stronger than aluminum on aluminum
Kayden Martinez
nobody can easily get their hands on gallium tho
Matthew Williams
search it on amazon
John Jackson
I have never seen those pop things in my life OP
Tyler Morales
bumperoo
Lucas Ross
itt: Adbots promoting an overpriced unknown shitty piece of crap for pretentious apple fags
Who doesn't have an iPhone these days? You are almost a retard if you don't have one
Jaxon Wood
someone working on the ad?
Camden Anderson
The what?
Leo Gomez
MODS SHE LOOKS UNDERAGE
Parker Baker
Bumpadumpchumpflump
Benjamin Campbell
the fake advertisement
Gavin Hughes
I mean I see where you're coming from but there is no use for people to try this.
It's not comparable to the "microwave your phone" thing because that was advertised as a "new way to charge your phone" so of course people might have tried that, but who's going to intentionally drop their phone just to see if it works? There's nothing a user would want to use or test out this function for.
Nolan Evans
Bump from sundowner
Kevin Thompson
The Anonymous hacker known as Sup Forums is a paedophile callled Paul. Paul has raped many children.
Alexander Moore
Exactly this
Oliver Rogers
He is raping over 9000 penises right as we speak. He does not forgive, He does not forget
Gabriel Young
Bumping
Kayden Brown
no they would use STG 44
Colton Torres
BUMP
Ayden Gomez
Paul is Legon, he is not anonanus, expextj hils paedophilia. Kej
Hunter Myers
bump
Jeremiah Torres
Bump this shitttttttt
Liam Barnes
You are on Sup Forums. This is the worst possible thread for raids and large-scale trolls. Go to /r9k/ or something.
Not trying to be rude, I'm just saying that you'll get better results.
Bentley Kelly
i like the sound of this
Anthony Cook
buuuuuummmmmpppppppperino
Grayson Jenkins
ok so we can say that because of the "unique" way the pop socket extends and contracts, it slows down the impact of falling because of the contracting motion.