Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Other things that aren't Yuuki

4 different finals to study for...anyway, what are you up to?

Not today

Meme

I'm decent at guitar but that's it.

Yeah fam he's gone. He's living the normie life now with no regrets.

Well that's good to hear SweatingDude

What would someone with an eyebrow fetish even do to them? Nut on them? I've said it before, but I just think thick eyebrows are cute.

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Yeah, hes a sneaky Asian. Speaks perfect English and is arranging a marriage to a Korean minor celebrity. Newsreader. Lucky fuck.

Am here.

still here
its English name is food wars, its pretty good i like it because i love cooking. its kind of tongue and cheek with cooking battles and intense orgasms wen people eat food

youtu.be/OCFshtUqM9E

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Still here


and


I want it though...
Yeah. It sucks kinda
Yeah

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Yeah, he was rad as fuck, but I can only wish the best to him, as a friend

I wouldn't leave unless like something really shitty happened, don't know what it could be though

I'd agree on the cuteness, but sometimes they can be a bit too thicc

hi

Quick question, have you heard the untitled track that comes after Ghost?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ

hello ?

I don't even know if lucid dreaming provides any insight into the subconscious to begin with though. I suppose it is a fun experiment for one time though, maybe could post about it on /zzz/ too.
I did that too when I was younger, but my mother would mostly make sure I stayed awake and go to school.

Who will have tea with me?

What?

if you add some alcohol I will

>raises hand

I like coffee more

The bagpipe song.

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Make it beer and sure

Tea sounds nice, what kind?

That's something at least. I wish I could play an instrument. Apart from the freaking flute, that is
The normie life has taken another bro down...

>Asian
Of course! They do know their shit
>tfw no qt Korean gf

That sounds like Ramsay's dream anime. I'm very interested. Megumi looks very cute btw. If it's not long I might watch it, I binge watched the first season of Hell's Kitchen and finished it in 2 days

Actually... Since you are doing so well it's sorta surprising you didn't leave as well

Can I eat cookies too?

Based taste

I have no clue what you are talking about.
Thats some good taste you have

I might as well give you saké

Come, sit down.

Do you like it sweet?

Join the user over there, then.

Single Bush Tea, otherwise known as Oolong tea.

You're welcome to.

I like how she chews

make it whiskey and you have a deal

The only eyebrows I think are too thicc are Satsuki from Kill la Kill but that might be because I don't like the way she looks in general

That reminds me of having to play recorder all through elementary and middle school. Those weren't fun times.
Yeah, it sucks that Galko is gone. He was one my first internet friends from here.

Not now, Im at work.
Aside from his habit of wanting to stay open on days that have nothing going on.

Not too sweet. I have wanted to try sake too

there's 2 seasons for a total of 37 episodes, season 3 comes out in July
i feel like i'm the only guy ere who hasn't played ks
is it chai tea?

I claim the real waifu, Megumin!

>This song, right here:
youtube.com/watch?v=FwI_4qHpt1o

Gladly

Hello everyone

>Misaki Claimed

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Nah, I don't have a reason for leaving. It's always fun to just come back once in a while

ok

Can I sit with you guys though?

It's a very cute face

Not even the raspberry wine I have here?

Ah, what a shame.

I like mine really sweet.
Saké is pretty strong, but I don't drink much, so that's me.

Single Bush Tea. Careful, it's quite bitter.

Here, have a cup.

Hello Misaki. How are you?

wine? HAHAHAHA I'll just sit and have some tap water instead

Oh. Uh no.
Its ok you like what you like. I like whisky. How about lemonade?

>sips
Ah, i'm starting to feel better now.

Knowing our waifus it makes sense we have good taste, right?

Sounds fantastic then! You are a nice user!

Nope, they weren't. I still remember that I failed music.
Well, at least he left for a good reason

He might have a reason. Dunno which one, but maybe he has one

Sounds reasonable
Maybe you are the only guy here who hasn't played KS.
It's like one of the most beautiful things to ever come out of Sup Forums, so I totally recommend it

I totally agree, people are nice after all

>iz pretty gud

You know damn well Megumin wants you to take advantage of her.

Tired. Kind of anxious. If this were a normal week we'd already be having a math test, but finals are in less than two weeks.

My composition teacher is doing her best to make sure we finish with a C and we have a final play for literature class we don't nearly have enough time for.

Spanish is eh and math is math.

On the bright side, the gun show is tomorrow and I get to spend some time with friends there. And cancer girl is coming with me to church this coming week, so there's that.

You?

That it does. that it does.
If you like it you like it

S-sorry for being here and all

oolong goes well with bourbon
iv'e never really liked vn's that much I read a lot of books and to me the writing in visual novels just feels so atrocious that it takes away from the story too much

you are fine but you should be more often and stop being sorry

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You are always welcome. Especially if you want to come to more private places

The writing in KS is actually really good.

I know the writing can be pretty piss poor but the effort put into that one alone is seriously commendable.

I'm just interested if you like it.

Come and have a chat with us.

Whiskey's over there.

Warm and with honey.

I heard there's a new album or something that released. How's that?

I feel relaxed today.

This week has been pretty laid back, and for now, just relaxing and drinking tea. What about your ex? Anything from her?

Come and have some tea with us.

I never tried it, and I certainly don't really want to know.

Man, all I do is shitpost here, you should at least kinda hate me

How is your evening so far?

what?? you won't pour it for me?

oh she is , her ears specially now that I know

Haven't heard it yet.

His reason 8s to give us hours. Though theres no point in us being here if we're bored and not serving anyone. Better off closing on Saturdays really.

Damn, I'd love to have tea with you, 'non

if you think you are shitposting then you must be pretty new here
just enjoy your time here talk shit if you want , its on the rules after all

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If it wasn't because I'm just visiting I would adopt you

I'm not the kind to read VNs either, but KS was fairly impressive. The hit in the feels made the read worth it

Some would say getting paid for doing nothing is nice though

They're very pointy and fairy like

Best sub pick
Best mug pick
Best tea pick
Best tiger pick
Best AR pick

does she have wings too ?

Not really my thing sorry
Ive never had it with honey but I like mine with ice
Best blonde hair qt

Ah, forgot how hard this tea punches you.

It's going quite well, what about you?

I never expect anyone to drink it, so I never have it ready.

Hm, I don't believe it came out yet, did it?

What's stopping you?

Is that a yes?

Ive got stuff I could be doing outside work. Cleaning up at home especially.
Best spoopy pick

Hey, I've been shitposting here for a while and all!
B-but thanks

well I'd drink it and want to see you pouring it

>Blushes

Oh you oppai

not really shitpots
just have some fun or not
up to you no one is judging

ugh it's too hot in my bedroom

Yes shoe does!

Can't complain, just relaxing at the moment, maybe going to the store in a few

OK then.
>Lewd picture is lewd

My ex hasn't talked to me much. She tried to get us to hook up on Easter Sunday but aborted at the last minute when she realized her parents were around.

Nothing since.

Good to hear things are going better for you, though. Classes alright?

T-thanks s-s-senpai

I'm buying this rail at the gun show tomorrow. D-does it look ok? specialopstactical.com/product-category/rails/12-6-sot-rail-system/

No, it did on the 18th.

not so fairy as I imagined

whoops, meant this one specialopstactical.com/product/javelin-12-m-lok-rail-system/

>Misaki

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Best lips pick.

hmm i'll have to check it out, how long is it
i think the're better when enjoyed separately
iv'e never read a sad one before, most of the ones iv'e seen have been either really sexual or really long (princess Evangeline ruined vn's for me)

Damn, but it feels like everyone IS judging me,that's why I can't post sober, 'non

woah I didn't think she actually had some.
amazing

I like most things sweet.

If you say so, let me get it.

Picking up some food?

My classes are going well, but I wasn't awake today.

Earlier than I was told.

Seems you're enjoying it.

I never really drank alcohol.

>not best legs

no one is, and pretty much no one can, try it some time SOBER.

they are cute but not
TICC nuff to be best

>Not even thicc

Oh you boob?
Get naked!
I like lewds
Sweet is fine

The wings in the game are dependent on what race you place as. She's an imp, so that's what their wings look like

All fairies have wings, silly!

Probably just a snack, I ate dinner not too long ago

>most of the ones iv'e seen have been either really sexual or really long
Same. That's why I have a hard time trying new VNs.
You gotta be in the mood or have some time for it. I must say, KS is pretty much irrelevant now

I won Yume's contest fair and square. I deserve that title.

Depends on which route you take. I took Hanako's route, which feels fairly quick compared to some of the others, which may have a lot of choices, and I think it took seven hours. That's me personally of course- you should ask around.

It's good as a story and not as a sexual VN- of course, due to my faith, I must also you recommend with the H-scenes disabled, but also because it's just not a sexual VN- the story is far and away from anything that is produced with 'jerk off material' in mind (and I've played some of those in the past).

I feel you. I skipped a bunch of my classes the last week and a half, two weeks. I'm just tired.