Be me 12

>Be me 12
>At grandparent farm
>Alone in chicken coop
>Pick up hen to look at its hole
>Unzip pants
>Take out dick
>Start to contemplate possibility of chicken
sex
>Stop at last second
opinions on this

Im so done with this website.

you fucked a chicken, there is no going back

its one thing if you fucked your dog, at least you would be fucking another mammal, but no you went and fucked a chicken, a fucking B I R D

Bullshit, I fucked a chicken once then went right back to fucking horses

There is a video of a dude fucking a chicken I remember seeing it online way back, its fucked up

You have to be careful fucking birds man. They care crazy amounts of diseases. You might contract chirpes and that shit is hard to tweet.

You are gonna fuck your grandpa's chicken?
When it doubt, pound it out Sup Forumsro.
Lets see a chicken fuck webm

good you don't belong here
read the post, he clearly stated he changed his mind
was he german? i thnk that was barnyard fantasies

Once you go hen.. you.. dont.. go back again?..

Oh, ok...

kek

Harpies is more likely

is your dick bigger around than an egg?

Kek! Oh man... I was just in a really sour mood, and this made me laugh. Thanks!

see you tomorrow

Not when i was 12

what about now?

In that same year i fucked my cousin

The fuck are you gettin at?!

Like 5.5 around

go get an egg from the fridge and hold it next to your erect dick. take pic and post please.

it's the least you can do for starting this thread and making us think about this.

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Everything has it's potential risks.
Sex with geeks can give you twerpies
Sex with retarded ponies can give you derpies
Sex with 7-11 workers can give you slurpies
Sex with an anthropomorphic animal can give you furrpies
Sex with an SJW can give you zirpies

Life is risk. Have fun.

Did sex on parents hog farm as a young boy. Acceptable giving circumstances

do you make country music records for a living by any chance?

ew man, chickens piss and shit from there

it's like getting all three genital holes in once, sure

but

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Nope, just meth

sorry i took so long

See you later tonight Sup Forumsrother

Well it turns out I came before the chicken and the egg...

bump

they shit/piss/fuck/lay eggs with the same hole
think about that

Fuck off plebbit scum. God I hate you people and your obsession with puns

>"Be me 12"
what can i say, i was dumb as a kid.

He fucked a bird!

I don't understand, was the last second the second before you fucked the chicken or before you came?

you could probably still fuck a chicken, you'd just have to be really gentle about it

Well that's probably how OP thought girls worked when he was 12.

I know I did, I was shocked to find out girls lay eggs with an entirely different hole.

Before i fucked it

kek

Should not do it user.
Besides being a morally depraved behaviour, animal to human STD's tend to be deadly to the human body and often the cause of major pandemics (ebola caused by monkey-fucker, swine flue caused by pic fucker).

True story

I'm not fucking around, they have one hole called a cloaca

this is true, makes me wonder if that guy who filmed himself rimming a chicken ever got any diseases

i saw that video on steak&cheese i bet its the same one his wife is watching too

No one said they don't believe you, chicken man.

oh believe me i know better than any of you this to be true

He died of an STD.
It's the reason we haven't heard from him since.

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Op delivers and by god im gunna say hes cool

Came here to post this

if only he'd used a dental dam with that chicken, he'd still be around

Same

>Who would fuck a chicken
>i would
>shaemus, you dont have any legs
>Oh, right

>Dental dam

Fam, whats the fucking point?

CHICKENFUCKER!

Chickens have one hole that the shit, piss, and lay eggs out of. I wouldn't stick my dick in there for a million dollars.

the chicken's pleasure, duh

You must be rich because I'd tongue that hole for 3 hours for that kind of money

Have you ever been around chickens? They are fucking disgusting creatures.

what kind of people actually laugh at that stupid bullshit?

It's a million dollars

You can not have sex with chicken because it can not consent and would therefore be rape. Thst is why bestiality is illegal in the United States.

Beastiality is legal in 11 US states and decriminalized in many others.

Not to mention the ton of European countries where it's legal, and third world countries as well.

Beastiality has been practiced throughout the ages and is completely normal.

Also animals dont care if you fuck them.

rape is still sex you fool

>you cannot have sex with chicken because it cannot consent
>sex with something that cannot consent is rape
>rape is illegal
>you cannot have sex with a chicken because it is illegal to do so
>mfw literally unable to commit illegal actions even if I tried

Nooooooooo

Only fuck humans and hot-ass aliens if you get the chance.
That's my creed, baby.

Under rated post

>Beastiality has been practiced throughout the ages and is completely normal.
Doesn't make it right user. Cannibalism has been practiced for millennia and it's not right either.

This fucking thread.


No coming back OP, you're a faggot forever.

>humans and hot-ass aliens
>not disgusting birds that poop in their fug-hole

I don't think a man that can't spell bestiality has any right to preach about how right or wrong something is.

What if the chicken says "Cock-a-doodle-do" Instead of "Cock-a-doodle-don't"?

>cannibalism
>not right
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im fucking dead

:^)

well of course you went back to fucking horses, they are superior after all.

my fucking sides.

>chirpes
oh fucking keeeeek

kek'd if you;re still lurking bless ya user

You must be all cooped up in your mother's basement feathering your pecker all day to think of shitty puns like that.

looks tasty

you are one hell of an easily impressed faggot.
Unless something leaves you making the face in your pic related, then don't comment 'kek' on it.
Not everything is funny, so stop treating every joke like it is.

>no fun allowed because Im a miserable bitch boy.

No i still have humor.
It's just that you are far too easily impressed, that your responses just come off as ingenuine more than anything.