Ask a sailor in the Navy anything

Ask a sailor in the Navy anything
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Rebuilding my friends computer and drinking Shiner

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More of a comment. One of my biggest regrets in life was not becoming a pilot for the Navy.

IC electrician

How much gay stuff actually happens in the Navy?

Interior communications electrician 3rd class

Bout 1%
Not Op but EM2 here

Not as much as you expect. Its not all village people and homsexual singing. Its more of technicians just doing there jobs trying not to get shit on by chain of command.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Cheers mate!

Most ports I was the non drinker, but still more fucked up than my liberty buddies. This is a usual port period

Shave his ass with a rusty razor
Fucking booter

how much gin do you get rationed in today's Navy?

Not as much as you think

I have been in for about 4 years. Been on my first deployment a few months back. 7 months. I was one of the highest ranking in the shop. I was also one of the youngest. Thats how i had to get the drinking in.

Throw him in the brig until hes sober

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Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

I fucking love this shit. Don't knock it till you try it.

Shawarma is the best shit i had in the middle east

>still not getting the song and explaining his answer futher
Oh user
Whhat do you do with a drunken sailor? Shave his ass with a rusty razor
Put him in bed with the capn's daughter
String him to the mast and salute the colors
Early in the morning

ET3 reporting in. To be honest I'd say the navy gets more strange than all the other branches. We travel the world and most of the ships goal in port is to get laid and hammered drunk. Spain, Australia, East CONUS, West CONUS, Japan is lit as fucking fuck, and everywhere in between except gitmo really there's always foreign sluts looking to get a good American Dickin.

How long were you stuck in Great lakes, and are you there now?

Why are you so racist?

what boat are you on faggot
im an elt on a sub out of groton

Not in great lakes. Was there for 2 months for bootcamp, 3 months for att and 3 months for A school. Currently on a carrier.

Not racist. I do not discriminate.

On the Ike

Why are you so racist tho?

what's your rate?

The majority of sailors I see on documentaries about the US Navy seem like they are straight from special ed

Reason for this OP?

nice i got some buddies on 69 in RL div.

Busch light.
Trying to lose weight and stop drinking all together. It is not working at all.

he already say em2
nice trips

IC

Because they racist.

Love that song.
What... do you dooooooo with a drunkeeeeen saaaaaaailorrrr eerrrr'ley in the merrrrrrningggggggggg.

Not OP but basically no self respecting sailor would volunteer for any media bullshit because we're to busy either sleeping or getting shit faced. Never Again Volunteer Yourself. That's what navy stands for.

Anyone who is happy to be in front of an MC with a Nikon IS either a fucking retard, fresh out of bootcamp, really really really really trying to be a super sat blue falcon piece of shit, or was Voluntold.

Nice. . . since you are on a big deck, are you stuck with the engineers?

The majority of sailors you see are probably from deck department or weapons. Nukes, combat systems, and operations need common sense and a grasp of academics to perform there rate day to day.

i came to this thread cause im in the navy too but this is clearly a shit thread and also i hate my fucking job and im counting down the days till my eaos so i can grow a pony tail and a beard and smoke weed in college. night guys have fun in this thread

>Tfw made EM2 in under 3 years
Feels goodman

thanks lads, god bless the USA

Golden rivet... explain.

Sea Shanties is better.
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>nukes
>common sense

lol in the navy. . . calls his rate a job XD

what does cum taste like you cockloving faggot?

if youre a nuke or otherwise and star reenlisted it doesnt count.
Otherwise nice. I made mm2 in 3 years without star reenlisting

I second that opinion. Dont record me. I dont want to deal with the shit. Just let me do my job and let me go home.

Im nuke waste gone undesignated and made it the good ol fashioned way

you must not know many actual nukes youre probably some topside/shoreside rate or airdale faggot. You cannot survive nuke training or quals unless you are a normal person with common sense. i have no idea where the nukes dont have common sense meme comes from

Havent been with engineering for a few years now. Big navy said fuck it and put us half with air and half with combat.

Your rate is your job title not your job.

Example, you probably work at a subway as a "sandwich artist" so your job would be being a Bread Humping Degenerate. BUT you would still, in the proper expression of distaste for your position as Bread Humping Degenerate, would hate your job. Even though on paper and by title you're a "Sandwich Artist".

Learn English you fucking idiot.

Topside ET3 here. Nukes are legit weenies bro

thanks for ruining my night with that filth

Heiny

being in the military is a job, i dont see whats funny about calling what i do a job. i dont hate my rate i hate the entire fucking navy and my stupid fucking submarine and all the dig-its and brainwashed suck ups that run the navy

No shit you fucking wog, i was mocking you for calling it a job, go back to sniffing haze gray you sensitive pussy.

Amen brother

Im 4yo myself. Made IC3 with shit advancement rate

I'll talk to you next time I wanna eat processed bullshit on shit ass bread

Deep eddy lemon vodka and mt dew... while my gf is pissed and is falling asleep... so done

howso? on my submarines nukes are the cool ones and coners are the nerds who play magic and have fat ugly wifes. although any rate is gunna have its mix of weirdos. But the autistic nuke with no common sense thing is a meme thats not very real

Was it lower than 12%?

>defending nukes
>is a blabbering bubble head

This is like retards defending other retards who get called retarded by the bigger Kids

not that guy but IC is usually like

I'm working on ET2 And it's like 6% >.>

It was around 14 with an EP

I feel bad man. We work close to you guys and that shit is like ours. Locked up tight.

It was a little bit higher. Struggling with second class though. Need PNA, CAP, or to pull a rabbit out of my ass.

im a radioman who was a nuke drop but in my experience most of the nuke haters are usually just jealous (cause of pay or the psudo elitism or whatever) or just dont actually understand anything about what nukes do and assume they are all magic the gathering austist but most are really just normal ass guys like everyone else in the navy. also nuke school was hard as fuck i made it all the way to comp in powerschool and had to get an academic board and still couldnt get it

Oh cool i ship soon so in the ports would say getting a tranny hooker be hard

if you do a pacific deployment you might have a pretty good shot. eucom no way. what are you signed up for

AM

pew pew

Hard to do in europe. Better chances on west coast.

How many Metal Gear Solids have you gone on?