How can I make fapping more enjoyable?

How can I make fapping more enjoyable?

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Wank in a vagina

use dental cream to lub

do that David Carradine technique

use onahole , it's not as good as a real vagina , but deeply better than your hand .

Get good porn.
I suggest wanking to necrophilia porn.

Don't masturbate for at least 2-3 weeks.

Weed works, but beware the devil's cabbage.

Use Quick Dry epoxy as lube and try and cum before it dries

Pam no-stick cooking spray.
On your cock.

lube

Got any favourites? Link them pls

One finger up the pooper, no need to move it around just make sure it's up there to the knuckle at the time of climax. Not gay if you're not thinking about dix.

Icy Hot, don't be a pussy

this, other drugs too like cocaine

Get a Pocket Pool.

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Apply Tabasco to palm

Weirder and weirder levels of porn.

dont do it for some days. stop using porn.

Use antifreeze as lube. Trust me, it's safe.

Fap to this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D8oBFIwB5rA

no homo btw

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sometimes i hold my breath before and while im cummin, feels a lot better but it's getting pretty close to erotic asphyxiation

Make your gf do it

Do I look like a fucking catholic to you?

Along these lines sometimes I have a whippet balloon ready to go when I do

This'll get you there friend.
youtube.com/watch?v=g1PZZvYbH9g

Don't fap for 2-4 weeks. You can get hard ons but no jacking off. Yes, this does work.

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Fuck, my house just flooded with my cum. When I find you I'll make you pay for new carpets.

Mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont do it for at least a week

Stick a finger up your ass

tiger balm on the balls

Its not "gay" Period, stop being a twat.

This is right

Also, Don't knock it till ya try it. Use a vibrator, I don't mean a dildo vibrator I mean like one of those mack massagers, Get hard and just use one side of the ball like in the image here on the head of your dick, it will start feeling like you have to piss but an orgasm comes with it and you will squirt, yes squirt, females that squirt are just pissing too, yes they orgasm with it as well but guys can do it.

In before all the naysayer virgin fags that think they have to say "no homo" and shit when doing something that feels good.

Those aren't barber grade sccissors. What a stupid sexy bitch. She's using scissors made for paper mache in kindergarden to cut this fine bloke's beard.

FUCK! JUST KILL YOURSELF!

Do it with incredibly slow tight strokes for as long as you can

I recall pissing while high and noticing how it's like everything is in slow motion and figured beating off while high would be awesome, but have never done it.

tried sticking a finger up my ass but automatically pucker up too much, also it feels a little too weird so i gave up

Just apply pressure between your asshole and balls, same rhythm as fingering someone

Google Cardboard. VR Player Pro to load your preferred picture or video. Have fun.

dumb faggot

PRO TIP..put penutbutter on your asshole and have your dog lick it off when you fap ...WIN

says the virgin bitch too scared of what someone else will say to enjoy himself.

Fuck yourself kid

Pot, poppers, a dark room, headphones, Motherless. Trust a professional son, done right and you will forsake everything else in the universe.

Most painful experience ever

you act tough but I know for a fact you've no muscle mass to speak of

That's torture.

You're right, now go fuck off

Fap to different things. That, or do drugs.

Ooooor, you could have a woman jerk you off instead of doing it yourself. That's always nice.

Squeeze the shit out of your cock when you cum. Don't let it out. The pressure builds and feels amazing as it backwashes up to your bladder. You piss it all out later. You will never have a better orgasm.