I like my women like i like my coffee ______________

i like my women like i like my coffee ______________.

Freeze-dried.

ground up and in the freezer

Ground up and in the freezer

AYYYYYY. another one for papa franku

from mcdonalds

Cold, bitter, with an ugly mug

With three sugar cubes and a spoon in them.

white, with a lot of milk.

You know it!

non-sentient

blacked

with a small piece of shit.

I like my women like i like my coffee...

I dont like women.

ending your life early

With my dick in it!

I don't like coffee

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hot

getting me through the day, and my colleagues

Sweet, flavorful and hot if you order an iced mocha you are a little bitch period

Kek I knew that would be Sweden.

It's strange, in Swedish fast food joints employees all seem so young, you don't see 50+ people at all.
For the most part the all Swedish girls are blonde and hot is a myth.

fresh, strong, and smoking hot

Is there an non photoshopped version of this?

White, sweet, and weak.

With cum inside

Full of cream I poured myself.

Hot, stimulating, and with me when I exercise.

White and full of cream

Roasted over a bonfire in a tin can

kill thread
Sup Forums should be ashamed of itsself for this kind of reddit samefagging

What the fuck is wrong with you? Go buy yourself a $40 espresso maker.

White and weak

with a full shot of cream

what does the vagina feel like?

nice gary

I don't like coffee...

strong and dark

Black and strong

Coffee.

Ground up and in a bag

extra THICC

Anally

I like my woman like I like my whiskey, 12 years aged and mixed with coke.

Without a penis.

Black, gross, and picked up at a gas station.

I prefer tea.

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Not really...the mass effect of Swedish girls/women in comparison to the rest of the world is quite remarkable.

Like sticking your dick in a bag of sand

Thick and Brown

Underdeveloped, in bean form

That sir is disgusting and repulsive
Go back to the desert....like Africa desert and die

Fresh and hyped up with loads of sugar

Cup

>dead still

Underage and from Thailand

trannies

dumped after an hour.

Not breathing

Damn, why can't the bitches at my McDicks be this hot. I'd make one of them my sugarbaby so quick.

Tasting like cigarettes and covered in hair

old and bitter

with my dick inside

Bitter

handpicked by Juan Valdez

with a lot of rum

Filled to the brim with black, and shared

White and creamy

boiled

sweet and full of cream

In my lap.

idc, who is she? hot af would love a name.

Sounds painful.

Petite, rich, preferably Italian, with a cold beer chaser.

how much different/what is different in espresso's?

Ice cold and bitter. Reminds me of Mom.

black, bitter, preferably fair trade

>brown
>posts the whitest nigger ive ever seen.

That look really delicious

Rilee Marks

10 years old and illegally imported from Columbia

In a plastic cup

Drugged.

Has she ever done porn with a man or just lesbian stuff?

Still warm

theres barely 1 passable girl in there...

solo and lesbian only.

Stuffed in a canvas sack over the back of a donkey.

Oh, so you fuck them before their body gets cold after you stalk and kill them.

boiled and then iced?

As a hot enema

Dry roasted and ground up

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Hair free

Honey cinnamon drink > pleb coffee

what country is this because it sure as fuck isnt america fuck I need to move.

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warm, and with a bit of pressure. Like your sticking your dick inside a recently dead animal