Adventure Thread; You are a young blacksmith who has scraped by crafting amateur weapons for more wealthy travelers and spend you nights listening to adventurers stopping by the local Inn. After an unhappy customer has ruined your reputation, you have nothing left in this town. You set out for your own adventure. Strapped with a self smithed sword and shield and 30 gold (gp) you set out. Soon you come across a small village with 3 buildings and farms for miles. What will you do?
what are the three buildings, just houses or something more interesting? also, are there any villagers in visual range?
Ethan White
A freebie for the bump. The 3 buildings seem to just be houses, or houses running small business as well.
You also notice the faint smell of dirt and dew, looking around you spy farmers in the hills and people passing between the homes, young and old.
Connor Cox
>7 still decides
Ian Thomas
it looks like i'll be walking quite a ways to get to anything interesting.
time to barter for a horse and see if any of the locals have rumors that may lead to adventure.
I approach the nearest building and see if anybody is on the premesis to ask them about local news and if they have a horse they'd be willing to trade.
Ethan Jackson
Roll.
Grayson Anderson
rollin
Connor Davis
rollerino
Jordan Lopez
go into the nearest house and start looking through the food stores. eat whatever you find. this travelling is going to be hungry work.
Julian Reyes
roll
Evan Walker
reroll
Lincoln Hernandez
rolling.
Dylan Garcia
Ravage town. Sodomize corpses.
Austin Martin
Roll
Jordan Parker
rerolling, eat that niggers food
Jayden Hill
Reroll
Daniel Walker
rolling for friendly trade and gathering information.
Blake Carter
last roll
Dylan Garcia
Ask a local for directions
Parker Cooper
Rroll
Nicholas Hill
ask the townsfolk if there's any work going
Brandon Brooks
oh boy here we go.
Levi Martin
rr
Jace Baker
YAY!
Leo King
Winrar
Cameron Hill
checked, time to rape
Asher Clark
God damnit Sup Forums
why can't we ever just go on a normal adventure and do normal things
Connor Sullivan
Cuz fuck you im great thats why
Landon Walker
You figure you're overdo for a sense of control. Strolling into town you scope out the crowd of villagers and approach a small group of kids. "This will be a nice start." you think. >You grab two children by the hair and smash skulls together and some stomps when they go down >The older townsfolk crowd around and you go wild You stab and bash your way through a herd of elderly and children alike After the dust settles you take their limp brown cherries as a reward
CHA + 1
You also find 11 gp in your rage
>1 decides
Lincoln Green
Rape the next town of goods and virginity
Brandon Lopez
Rape
Julian Stewart
Rerape
Dominic Hughes
Three autistic faggots roll 7 but neglect to state what they decide to do. Sup Forumsrilliant.
Nolan Allen
Do some cloudwatching
Isaiah Gomez
Fuck it How new are you?
Juan Jenkins
Craft armor from children's bones. Must have butt plug attachment device for armor.
Mason Rivera
Roll
Cause someone already rolled a 7, PAY ATTENTION
Asher Scott
to be fair, the winner was rolled before their posts, and it takes me a min to type stuff out
Bentley Edwards
fetch the nearest horse. fill sack full with provisions for the trail. but before riding out of town, it's time to spend the night here roasting the tender meat of the children to have a good meal.
Jackson Gutierrez
Fuck. Yes.
Julian Cooper
pay attention.
Adam Nguyen
Faggot
Nathan Lopez
And failed to state an action, PAY ATTENTION Oh fuck it, this game is so fucked. I'm out. Andy Sixx's turd threads are better than this group.
Parker Walker
Come on op
Liam Sanders
You aren't satisfied, you NEED a memento of this triumph. Hoisting multiple children over your shoulder, you set to work on some new dreads.
After about an hour at your makeshift workstation, it is complete.
You forge two bracers and a pelvic guard from their bones, using some vertabrae as a makeshift buttplug add on.
At this point you hear approaching horses and voices, it must be the farmers..
>3 decides
Bag; 41 gp Basic Sword & Shield 2x Bracers of child bone Pelvic Guard of Child Pelvis
Luke Nguyen
have fun not adventuring, retard.
Andrew Lewis
raid every house for food, gold, scrolls and potions
Kayden Morgan
Take a huge shit in the middle of the village
Levi Campbell
Thanks for the support! If I win again I'd say make a new +10 weapon by combining sharp sticks and the victims penises to create a dick mace Thanks for picking 1 OP
Benjamin Bennett
This autism is cataclysmic
Josiah Cook
draw steel and cautiously peer out a window or doorway to see if it is indeed the farmers.
if it's just peasantry, then it's time to overpower them and take at least one alive as a captive to press into slavery.
Cameron Scott
Safe bet! I'd also like to support with an intimidation roll?
Aiden Allen
winrar
Ayden Wright
This adventure is going pretty well so far
Joshua Rodriguez
well then You aren't phased the slightest, in fact, you're tuckered out and need to make stool. Leaving your work bench, you head to the center of the village and drop deuce.
Just as the first chud hits the ground, you look up and are met with 5 farmers scared and angry gazes.
>8 decides
Anthony White
OP here, turd dumping is going to be the signature territory mark from our almighty blacksmith swordsmaster that listens to Rhapsody of Fire
Jeremiah Phillips
Eat a dead man's penis to intimidate
Elijah Gonzalez
draw steel and attack the farmers, if possible keeping one alive to take for a slave.
Dominic Lopez
Reroll, but without removing the penis from the body
Kayden Myers
Death stare at them, have head do a 360 spin with white wide open eyes
Grayson Cook
Rape him first?
Liam Rivera
we can rape him every time we set camp. we SHOULD however forge a set of proper manacles the first chance we get.
Adam Mitchell
I agree, nice dubs check em. I also still feel we need a dick mace. Noone wants to get hit by that, which would keep us safe
Evan Lopez
"Phew" you sigh, as your turd hole closes and brazenly draw your blade, rushing the first line of farmers you kill 2, and 1 is mortally wounded.
You raise your sights to the other 2. Noticing that there is only one, shivering, old farmer. The other must have ran.
You point your sword at the trembling, nearly sniveling farmer.
"You are MY bitch! Aye?"
The farmer nods and lets out a cry as he finally sees his loved ones dead everywhere, some transformed into armor,
Bend him over and put excalibur(peñor) in his master sword hole
Elijah Turner
I'll allow casual and regulatory raping of our hostage.
>0 still decides.
Hudson Ramirez
Reroll for
Landon Murphy
take a horse and start a travelling circus, with the farmer getting fucked by the horse as your first act
Nicholas Rodriguez
Thanks!
this still, a collaboration of sorts
Isaac Barnes
Reroll
Nathan Lopez
Reroll
Jaxon Martin
Followed by
Michael Thomas
Fucking hell, i get dubs when I don't want them and can't be assed to fucking roll a 0
Colton Bell
make a dick mace out of a solid piece of wood and the penises of our victims.
bind the old man and lead him on a long rope leash. make him carry our supplies as we make way for greatness along the road.
Parker Davis
Again
Cooper Gomez
roll
Bentley Green
0 fucking >get
Evan Gray
Some get 0 for progression pls
William Hill
cut the old man's tongue out so that he cannot tell others of our heinous deeds this day, cauterize the wound with an ember from a fire.
bind him and leash him with rope, making him carry our supplies. as we head out along the road.
Liam Morris
1 guy 1 horse style pls
Michael Johnson
My hero, nice twist em knight shamalamadingdong
Samuel Bell
Yoo, it's old times, the sword being used to kill the villagers is filthy of blood and dirt
So obviously cutting a tongue of a dude is going to kill without any aids of anesthesia, drugs, etc...
Cameron Bennett
And also something to disinfect
Angel Mitchell
You pull your pants up and usher your new man slave away, only asking where some food is. After gathering 3 days worth of food, you become very calm and collected with your new farmer friend.
"What's the name gent?" you ask (dubs decides his NEW name)
He replies, "Skrog, sir." and mumbles.
"Well dipshit," you reply, "we're gonna get famous and I have an act in mind...."
You smile crookedly/manic and usher man slave to a horse carriage.
As you set off down the road you let out a yell, "ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS, HERE I COME!"
>5 decides
Bag; 41 gp Basic Sword & Shield 2x Bracers of child bone Pelvic Guard of Child Pelvis 3 days of rations
Lucas Cruz
Please find lube, can't have the horse pink sock him or he is useless to us
Logan Thomas
The Spanish Inquisition happens
Noah King
I did not expect that
Oliver Young
Lets call him principal poopsmoker
If get then put excalibur(peñor) in the ol' man's master sword socket
Connor Barnes
Reroll
Joshua Gray
Wanna name him the Spanish Inq? I'll give ya a redo.
William Scott
I suppose
Ryder Ward
Proceed to Mexico to put on our horse show
Wyatt Nelson
maybe we should name the circus "Spanish Inquisition" and name the slave "Harold the Heretic"
Ethan Cook
Decide to perform ass 2 mouth with old man
Aaron Jones
I support this, also it's time for a show
Landon Brooks
Nah, bame the circus Spanish Inquisition but name it: