This thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

This thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Why?

What in the fuck would you know that is gonna help us? Kill yourself, faggot.

you wear it like a badge

your torment is in your mind
let go and see what is right in front of you
i love you

Shit personality with average looks.

What do you do?

What do you masterbait to?

Look man. When I was 18 and a virgin I was convinced it would last forever. Thankfully I was born with good lucks so even my crippling autism couldn't stop the inevitable.

Why are you 34 and kissless? Even trolls get a piece. We need to evaluate your life here.

Is it worth it?

No why should we ask you? You obviously don't know shit.

If he tells you his mistakes you can avoid them
Do you know how education works

At the moment? Shitposting.

Very softcore stuff. Primarily gonewild or these pictures you shouldn't share threads here.

My looks are not good enough to stop my crippling autism.

No.

Well. I guess.

I asked "do" not "are doing"
Shame on you if you speak English as a first language.
What do you work as? Do you work?

>My looks are not good enough to stop my crippling autism.
Well, with that attitude certainly.

You need to accept you're autistic and roll with it. Embrace it. Being ashamed of your nature is the easiest way to repel women.

I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but once you stop TRYING to find girls, it sort of happens by being so nonchalant.

English is not my first language. And I work in a supermarket.

ive already been there so i have no questions.

Do you enjoy your job?

are you fat

Do you?

No. But a guy's gotta eat. Currently looking for jobs for my field of study.

No. Very athletic.

Honestly working at a Supermarket it's probably got at least a couple eligible ladies

the great thing is they have zero expectations, i mean they're working in a fucking supermarket for shit's sake. just find one +/- ~5 years your own age and ask her to the movies or something.

Post a pic b4 anything.

Do you want to be a virgin?

If not just pay a hooker and just get rid of that label hanging over you

Plenty of chances to meet women. Just write your number on all the bills and give the ladies a wink when you hand them over.

If it's someone you "super like" you throw a pack of condoms on the belt for free and say something line "that's for tonight, later baby".

Do you want to be a virgin?

If not pay a hooker. Get that label off your back and get on with life man

Face.

>Just write your number on all the bills and give the ladies a wink when you hand them over.
Don't do this. You will probably be fired for being a creep before you get laid.

Just act fucking NORMAL, don't hit on customers, and be a fun guy to your coworkers. You'll get something

>tfw I wanted to fuck this one girl, never did. but she let me suck on her tits.

sky's the limit OP

Body + dick

is porn still working for you?

Smile more, you're perfectly acceptable looking. Maybe grow a beard to complement the DSL

What does your parents say?

Are you kidding. You look absolutely ok especially for your age

roman atwood/ 10

>average looks
Your personality must be literally shit if girls avoid that body.

Was never a big porn consumer.

Not able to grow a beard.

Never talked to them about it. Don't see them too often.

First tip, get a decent haircut.

Jesus just like, idk. Go to a pool or something. Go work out.

It's kind of incredible you can be in such good shape and a virgin, wtf. You are going to blow some chick's mind.

This is not a body which is very visible with clothes on.

wear something tight

Yeah, you need to get your shit off dude.

Step 1: Demonstrate you have a nice body
Step 2: Talk to women and let it become known, somehow, that you are a virgin. This part's important. You don't want to seem needy. A wingman is ideal.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

>Step 2: Talk to women and let it become known, somehow, that you are a virgin. This part's important. You don't want to seem needy. A wingman is ideal.
remember, he is a dude? For bitches that might work, but no ones gotta believe a 34 old decent looking girl to be a virgin.

Go for skinny fit, good haircut, glasses. Educate urself so you seem smart and start learning an instrument. Build ur character, have views and opinions. Never look at tge ground while walking/talking. Id you cough, do it loud. Be visible. Make jokes. CARE ABOUT OTHER INTERESTING PEOPLE AROUND YOU

Do you live with your parents?

I usually do. Most of shirts are S or XS.

OP is probably autistic enough to sell it

Why don't you just fuck a whore?

There is some good shit here
>Educate urself so you seem smart and start learning an instrument.
Learning an instrument is honestly the easymode to -neat-, if you do that you would be drowning in pussy
>Never look at tge ground while walking/talking. Id you cough, do it loud. Be visible.
This is a little bit too esoteric and advanced. Whatever you do, it must be natural. Don't force things. I listened to a bunch of dating seminars and tried to force behavior that never felt natural. It won't work.
>Make jokes.
IF you are funny. Be honest with yourself. I'm not always in a joking mood, but I'm decent on a good day.
>CARE ABOUT OTHER INTERESTING PEOPLE AROUND YOU
Really just being earnestly interested in people will win you all sorts of admiration.

Are your wizard powers rad?

>A wingman is ideal.

Don't have friends.

I do wear glasses. What would be a good haircut?

I am very educated on paper but I'm actually pretty stupid.

And I was taking piano courses for like five years as a teen but I always sucked at it.

No. I seem them maybe twice a year.

You sound sad my man

You probably just need to be positive n shit

Therapy maybe

No memes, I wish you the best

Do you live abroad?

Not anymore. Lived abroad for almost a decade during my studies though.

Go for jugend hairstyle. Its hot atm.
Also, smell good.allways.

Most women are feminists. who cares if you're a virgin or never held hands with a girl. Fuck them

Me too. If I would have been a virgin when I moved abroad I would probably have stayed virgin.

Where did you move?

Nice female huge forehead.

/r9k/ please go back

dubs and you all have to watch this clip
youtube.com/watch?v=gugxwlrr4hM

How's your wizard training going?

reroll

yeah go to random birthday parties and play wonderwall and tell them about how you think about becoming a wandering musician because you are cool and random.

Huh?

Denmark. They are fairly reserved where I moved and it doesn't help that I have the charm of your typical b-tard.

Four expats I meet here later moved back to their home country since they couldn't meet someone when they got to an age where many settle down and have kids.

OP here. I see. I was in the Netherlands and the UK for several years each and in the US and Japan for a few months each.

I saw this site where horny singles in your area signs up to fuck tonight. I'll see if I can dig out the link. Saw it on pornhub I think.

>Netherlands and the UK for several years each and in the US and Japan
why, felt like hooking up with the ladies, felt like travelling?

what other skills do you have or tried to learn and failed?

how many dates have you been on? How do you typically go about asking her out?

Bang a prostitute

Half a dozen in all my life.

>why, felt like hooking up with the ladies, felt like travelling?

Studying.

>what other skills do you have or tried to learn and failed?

Lots of stuff. I already mentioned the piano, I took dancing classes and failed miserably, it took forever to get my drivers license. And there is nothing I am really good at.

Do you like dogs? If so I would think about getting one. Walking with one will get you out and about more and they can be a great ice breaker. For the love of god just make sure you don't pick out a pit x though.

34, so hopefully you can fix that before you get to my age.

from a 47 kissless virgin.
I probably should get my (undiagnosed) autism diagnosed.

I can't afford a dog and my apartment is small as shit.

What did you study?

what do you do? job wise? what is your salary?

Molecular biology

Work in a supermarket. Around 10k a year.

try volunteering somewhere for awhile, you'll probably be one of the only guys their and they'll flock to you

Isn't that a field that is like 75% women?

Being a virgin isn't always a choice. But for you it seems to be.

what does your voice sound like?

did you never manage to get a job in your field?

Yes. Never said that I wasn't around women.

No. Been looking for a job for more than a year now.

>Around 10k a year.
You must have some serious debt after studying all over the world?

did you date any of those women? When you went on dates where did you take her?

No debt luckily. Not American after all.

dont give up on the search.

ever had dating experience?

>Yes. Never said that I wasn't around women.
From what you have said in this thread it just sound unbelievable unless you actually have some mental deviation.

let me guess, you are one of those people you cant focus on things and get bored about stuff pretty fast so you want to try new things and repeat.
Drop your jack of all trades attitude and concentrate on 1 or 2 things. You can still try different things but never drop your primary goals.
If you aren't sure what your goals should be start small. Like e.g. if you want to do something with music learn an easy instrument first like a flute. Even if its simple, you feel like having accomplished something.
Try hobbies where you inevitably have to meat people. Like if you are good with instruments join a band, orchestra (or team sports, voluntary work)

I never managed.

This, joining a local adult coed soccer team would be good. If you go with the instrument idea though seriously go for the guitar......not the piano or the flute.

I'm just devoid of charisma. Most boring person ever.

I primarly do sports (climbing/bouldering, cycling, running, gym), cooking, reading and vidya

3 keks to whoever can fap to OP

what kind of car do you have? Do you have a car?

piano is among the easiest instruments if you don't compare yourself with some prodigy kids. The flute is just meant as a start.

those are mostly lonely activities (though, climbing/bouldering how you do this without friends?)

>physically active
>likes reading
>can cook
>still cant get a grill to at least sniff his dick
are you some special breed of autist or something? seriously. what the fuck.

this find a coed team sport

I don't have a car.

>climbing/bouldering how you do this without friends?

bouldering you can do alone. climbing, use the auto-belay.