/nzg/ - New Zealand General: s u c c Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: s u c c Edition

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oi fuck you aussies im goin sleep

Why are IDs even gone?

dunedin here y live

Because islamic terrorism and next crusade.

Why do I feel like my IQ drops whenever I read the comments on the NZ subreddit

>hurrdurr I got an arts degree but I'll lecture others on economics and why socialism works

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>reddit
Found your problem

Also what is the happs in Christchurch
Looking for tonight

because the craic will be bringing back jameson's apple ciders in 3 weeks son

that does sound good

sup Sup Forums what's cookin?
personally got a meat pie in the oven because nationalism

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Was going to try sals pizza tonight. Maybe tomorrow instead. You know if its any good?

this is basically me but with The Exponents

Never heard of it. Granted I haven't been in Chch for 4 months now and am back visiting family. Maybe it's new? Though not much has changed around here

Ah yeah, I see what youre saying now. They are advertising for the new pizza place pretty hard in the radio, but it costs megabucks even if you compare it to hell pizza.

But yeah, theres no huge change in 4 months. Its just the same shit in the suburbs, and the centre gets better one road cone at a time

its the shit but the dough fucks up my gits if i eat enogh to be full
italian sausage or meatball are the way to go, pepperoni and veg are shit.

Dunedin here, doing degen shit

Cheers bro

Someone come give me a cigarette. I'm in the hutt. I'll give you $2.

Meet you at maccas in 15 mins

Nah. I'm drunk. Can't drive. You come to me and I'll come in you.

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A+

$2 and a fresh load of semen sounds like a bad deal?

Hello, boys!

What did everyone have for tea?

Hey you fucking tasty trap it's the IDbro, what's up?

Chook n vege in a wrap with beer

Sausage roll and sushi.

The hell is degen and was that taken on signal hill? because I was there like 40 mins ago

Mousetraps

Fucking rat.

You hush your mouth.

>I love you too

Katie pie

Where my BOYS at?!

Saw a fella in sumner today, walking across the road barefoot, wearing a baseball cap, eating california rolls with his fingers.

I didnt stay around long enough to see if he was living the dream or just had zero class

I remember when everyone thought IDbro would return last year on Easter Sunday

Did they? When did this come about?

just how long has he been gone for?

checkd

Half an hour.

Degen means degenerate. And that's three mile

Late 2015.

/Cancer/

Q here. What up.

> three mile
> eight miles uncool little brother

Hi Q, I'm R

post them.

R A R E

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kek.

Awww he's shaking

Z here.

Fuck off

Is Sals the new one on Lichfield St by the Dux? If so ive heard it is OK but pretty expensive. Anyone remember big pizza? They were pre quake chain across the city. Fucking loved them.

Made a cheesy macaroni and garlic bread. Some grapefruit beer. Now I feel too full and can't eat the peanut slab I've been saving.

What's a California roll? Sounds like a metaphor.

Im one of these foreign, STD infected, coke snorting, rebuilder scum, so I dont know about pre quake big pizza.

But yeah, sals is the one on lichfield. I'll drop $5 for a slice tomorrow if it looks ok, but maybe I will pick up a half meatball/ half sausage for 30 if it looks worth it

Sauce on the girl in the gif?

ping wong wu

Dunedin here. Feeling really depressed tonight

Bored in Dunedin. any females want to hang? smoke something?

I wanna be a girl if that counts

Unfortunately there are not females on the internet

> rebuilder scum
Thank you for your service. Appreciate your efforts getting our city back on its feet. Not teolling either, like you rebuild guys. As long as youre not pinoy.
Pity you never saw Chc when it looked good.

Big pizza was run by a hard out Italian family. Seven brothers and uncles all ran a shop each. They were almost mafia tier

*no

steak and beer, then a bit of fruitcake

Sho sho shaking, sha-shaking.

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Ah, I just mean the sushi thats wrapped in a circle, with the seaweed then the rice then the meat, instead of the meat laying on the rice.

Maybe thats not right, Im no sushi gourmand

Smoke your hot white cock?

Someone in Dunedin come shout me a sesh

0800 543 354.
Some cunts. Some good.

I have a 6 inch penis

Go back to America you faggot.

how many dunedin anons tonight? 2 here

Thank you.

dunners here

how is everyone this evening? There's a beautiful aurora on tonight, I recommend heading to a beach with a camera or something for long exposure, or just admiring the glow

Dunners reporting.

Yeah, nah, scarnon cunce?
Where abouts?

Congratulations. Me too. We are the average length apparently.

Post pics promptly pls pal

POST PICS

come hang in tinychat / nzcam

Thanks bro, that actually means a lot to me. Us guys seem to be an easy target in the press, and Im sure some of it is deserved.

The rest of us flew into a disaster zone to lend a hand

Three inch here. Three inch cubed motherfucker. Bitches love volume

Chc here, im jelly. Ive never seen the aurora yet and it shits me. Always hear about it the next day.

We should have a meet up where we go camping, smoke weed and have an autistic time out enjoying NZ scenery.

sup sheep shaggers

That photos from Ian Griffin, don't know where he is but looks like Hoopers inlet I think? I was just looking at it from shiel hill and was pretty spectacular

aw man feel for you :(

pretty much how I spend my weekends though minus the weed - I'm a bitch and can't handle smoke

was gonna make brownies recently but dealer fell through :(

Hi Skippy. How's things in that homo shithole Melbourne tonight? How many times have you been raped by ApeX nigs today?

Where you at?

>tinychat / nzcam
Sup WOG welcomers.

In that case he was probably living the dream.

Speaking of Sumner anyone been to Joes Garage out there lately. Fucking drop dead gorgeous blonde waitress in teeny sport shorts the other week. She asked me what drink I wanted and I nearly came. Noticed every single guy in the place up to age 70 were having sneaky pervs.

No worries man. Living in Christchurch can be real shitty atm. Must be harder for you guys not having family, having to make new friends. As long as you don't drive a ford ranger and wasn't one of the cunts who destroyed St Asaph St with those stupid bikelanes you're OK by me.

>girl said something to me
>nearly came

I know where Im going next time Im out in sumner.....

> boy said something to me
> I nearly came

Fixed it for (you)

Be warned. The other girls there are all that. At least they weren't that day. If blondie sports shorts isn't working don't complain to me ok.

got a story to tell

Chch reporting

Go on...

Hot damn