Its time for the secrets thread Sup Forums

Its time for the secrets thread Sup Forums.

go ahead... you are anonymouse.

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

My farts sometimes smell really bad

biggest faggot in the thread so far.

i mean.. there's only 3 people in here

I love him and but just uses me for money and sex. I know but I still go back anyway...

so far...

who uses you for money and sex?

I hate blacks and whites like goddamm can someone fucking change the colors in the world. Chess has caused me some anger issues

I killed my parents
I've made meth
I've made Phet
I've made morphine then heroin
I gave myself mercury poisoning from the mercury nitrate II fumes and ended up in hospital "as mad as a hatter" for three nights.
I have two children, lol. Only one of my friends knows this, but I donated to these two dykes when I was 19.

Laurice?

The guy I like.. well I love him. He says he loves me too, but he doesn't always act like it.

It's killing me.

Requesting a copypasta of a dude, who found a body in a hurricane destroyed house

ALRIGHT FINE, YA CAUGHT ME!

I am the shit shittington of shitenshire!

you boy or grill?

Everyone around me thinks I'm a fuckboy because all my friends are female, but I'm a kissless virgin who can't hold a simple conversation and never leaves the house.

A grill.

Lmao. No I'm a girl. A very sad girl.

When I was in my 20s I dealt meth. I had a customer that could never afford her shit and I was tired of fucking her. After I turned her down one night and told her to gtfo she starts a breakdown. Crying screaming pleading saying crazy shit. Before I get her out the door she offers me her daughter for sex. How old I ask. 9. I tell her 100$ worth of I get to fuck her pussy 50$ for oral. She wants the hundred. She goes to her car and gets her daughter. She tells her I'm gonna do stuff to her and it's ok and she has to do it for mommy. She held her daughters hand and cried with her as I fucked her as hard and fast as I could. When I came I pushed my dick as far into her as I could. My sheets were a bloody mess but i wasn't mad about it. I gave her 150$ worth of shit and told her to come back anytime for that deal. She came back atleast two dozen times before she stopped coming at all. She got a lot of meth from my pocket but I feel I got the better deal. I would have given her more if she asked but she never did.

I've cut and edited Masha Babko's blowjob video to only show the stuff where she's smiling and clearly enjoying herself. It's 10 minutes long and I've fapped countless times to it by now

more than sad, you're pathetic!

now tits or GTFO!

mine too familia

>A grill.

if the guy treats you like the shit its because you are dating up (all women do by instinct) and he doesnt care about you. he can get you and everyone else below you in the picking order.

its the price women pay for wanting males above their brackets.

date someone else. someone ugly. they will treat you good.

HOLY SHIT

Why did you feel any of your comments are interesting? i don't give a shit about your dumb pulling petals of flowers "he loves me, he loves me not" is that really your biggest secret? are we supposed to actually care? get over yourself.

get the fuck outta here you stupid bitch!

i'd love nothing more than to bring a teenage boy around 14-17 into my house and have sex with him in exchange for security and camaraderie.

...

Three times I've had sex for the purpose of procreation.
Two kids, one abortion.
My sperm works.

He's right you know!

this made me depressed...

Send me that vid! Send it!

i had a relationship with a man like you in my young teens and turned out ok. never told anyone.

its possible to get lucky. so good luck.

Send me that vid! Naoow

he's told it before but in a different way. this time he added crying and blood. last time i read it it was gentle and loving.

brool story though.

I constantly wish for nothing more than to kill myself, solely because I've never had a friend.

i see you still havent killed yourself. maybe tommorrow?

I'll be your friend.

?

Checked. Okay, thank you.

I got double doubles. That lets you know that I'm the kind of friend you want in your life.

thnx user this in encouraging

dreams do come true!

If you get triple trips I'll let you be my girlfriend.

"waah waah i have a vagina please listen to my inane tweeny bullshit because i don't have the spine to muster up a modicum of self-worth or respect"
you're the reason misogyny exists. either grow the fuck up or kill yourself now because this shit is not going to work.

>dreams do come true!

they do. for some people anyway.

The stories and information......

...

Had a 5/10 fuckbuddy for a few years, ended up really starting to love her and never told her. She recently hit me up to talk and I just spilled everything to her and now she doesn't seem interested anymore now that she's lost weight and become pretty hot. I want to fucking die Sup Forums

Well, I'm a guy, so, that's not gonna happen. But if I was gay, I'd be a top. You could be a power bottom You'd still be a bottom, though.

Dubs again. Are you a witch?
You're the girl now. Sorry.

How did you decide?

...

tell us stories!
>

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

Well, we can just go out and cruise for pussy. No need to fuck each other. We'll get hookers.

How long did it last?

Never said we'd fuck. You'd just be a girl is all, chill. Where you at?

i like this guy

I FUCKED YOUR MOM gg original joke don't kill meh I'm new

youth group leader from church. a bunch of us kids used to sleep over at his house sometimes but eventually it was just me and him. did a lot of gay shit to straight porn.

i shit post on Sup Forums when im bored.

When I was 21, I started dating a 14 y.o. I even got her mom's approval and everything. I got her entire families approval. Brothers, cousins, her mom. They were all there when I asked to date her. We fucked A LOT. We drifted apart after a few years, and shes 22 and fat, now. I honk her sister in law had a thing for me, too. Her sister in law was hotter.

>youth group leader from church
fuck, it really is the path to paradise...

Atlanta. You?

almost 3 years. left me for some faggy 17 year old with a shit haircut. broke my heart.

Think*

>fuck, it really is the path to paradise...

given my life and everything i have read on the subject, it appears that way.

Funny not funny.

Ahh. Australia. The land where no one is ever from.

details pls

Chances are if you've ever left me alone for more than 5min with your computer I searched it for nudes.

How easy was it to get her naked the first time?

I scratch my balls, then handle fresh ingredients, and then ask people to smell how fresh the ingredients are from the smell on my fingers.

Nice

I masturbate on work while im on break. I then come back from break and continue being cashier

pls be girl pls be girl

who hasn't done this

love taking a shit or having a wank on the company dime

They get the dollar
I get the dime
And that's why I shit on company time

Right. The thought of getting paid for taking a shit or masturbating is glorious.

thinking with my dick, I helped a friend molest her sister

green text pls

this

I got only 1 testicle! Birth defect! Other parts of my body fine though!

My father prepared me for people like you. In my family you never smell the fingers even when someone asks you to because you'll just end up with a face covered in between the ass cheeks sweat.

I wish i was joking, but i'm not.

used to suck each other's dicks and do every other kind of gay stuff you could think of. left shit on his dick the first time he stuck it in. used to tell me to go poop before doing that every time after that.

true story. one time i was on 4 on the bed and someone from the church knocked on the window and scared the fuck out of us. he told me to go in the closet and then i heard another leader from the church talking to him through the window. then he came in the closet and grabbed a bunch of papers and gave them to him. then we went right back to doing what we were doing.

she was my gf. so, very easy.

I'm only capable of humor online, where I don't have to look people in the eye and actually speak

Yeah you're really sticking it to The Man by making them swallow that $1.25 while you give yourself a blumpkin.

Hi Pewdie Pie.

Your father has taught you well.
Where are you from?

Not giving full details, but if the banjo stops playing, fucking run.

I'm masturbating to all of this

Rabun County, Northern Georgia

not knowing how "tits or GTFO!" works.

lurk moar, kids.

I'm dating my insanely hot cousin. No one knows.

well, we know.

Well, shit.

east tennessee. Same shit though. Fucking hilariouse though cause the entire southern part of the apalachian mountains still has the old school hillbillys in it. I shit ye not, there was a court case back in the day that got documented in the local newspaper about to hillbilly families feud'n over a rock fence. The best part was the newspaper company that published it didn't even bother to fix up their english when they typed it out so it was all like perfect english but when they quoted one of the two it was just nothin but jibberish that made you go crosseyed. Like WHAT!? I so wish i still had that newsclipping, it's hilariouse.

>sleepover on friend's house
>everyone else asleep
>friend's sister invites me to their(her and younger sister's) room
>innocently obliged
>asks me to massage her
>starts massaging her
>rests-lays in bed
>boobs suddenly touches my arms
>feelsgood.jpg
>foot moves to my dong
>erection.exe
>moves hand to touch boobs
>holyshitthatsgood
>slides down hand on pants
>she's soaked
>passionate kiss + undress
>full sex
>doggy.exe
>best night of my life!
>suddenly she instructs sister to pull my hands to her lil titties
>i hesitate but finally gives in
>i fondle tits
>she moves hand to crotch upon sisters instruction
>plays clit
>she's wet
>fingers her pussy
>finger + oral
>tries missionary
>she is super tight. definitely a virgin
>older sister cries out of nowhere
>we stop
>blueballs.jpg

>the next day older sister accuses me of raping her(not her younger sister)
>wtf.gif
>younger sister fully aware of what happened and we made up
>bails out after getting verbally harassed by the older sister
THIS WAS TRAUMATIC FOR ME

>found out later that she did it to someone else minus the sister part.

hey there. havent seen you all day today.

educate me on how it works you stupid hoe

I'm 14 really nearly 15 fucked my gf once now she's preggo and wants to keep it not worth it

When I was 12, I had a relationship with a 21 year old. It carried on until I was 16, in secret of course