>Sunday 12:00 Chelsea v West Brom 14:15 Man Utd v Tottenham 14:15 Southampton v Middlesbrough 16:30 Liverpool v West Ham
>Tuesday 19:45 Everton v Arsenal 19:45 Bournemouth v Leicester
>Wednesday 19:45 Middlesbrough v Liverpool 19:45 Sunderland v Chelsea 19:45 West Ham v Burnley 20:00 Crystal Palace v Man Utd 20:00 Man City v Watford 20:00 Stoke v Southampton 20:00 Tottenham v Hull 20:00 West Brom v Swansea
>Pre-/trans/ rumours
West Ham midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, will be able to leave the club for £15m if the Hammers are relegated from the Premier League. (Times - subscription required)
Liverpool and Tottenham are considering trying to sign former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 28, in January. (Daily Mirror)
The agents of Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 27, and midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, are working together during contract talks. (Daily Mail)
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger believes he may have found the new Thierry Henry - Sanchez. (Daily Telegraph)
Wolfsburg have dropped 23-year-old midfielder Julian Draxler from their matchday squad to play Bayern Munich this weekend, alerting Arsenal to his possible availability in January. (Metro)
Former Manchester United striker Robin van Persie, 33, is considering leaving Fenerbahce to return to one of his former clubs - Feyenoord.(Sun)
Noah Kelly
E X P O S E D X P O S E D
Angel Jackson
>50 million Great British Pounds Sterling for the white Titus Bramble
Daniel Turner
*carves into the chances of any of you lot getting a gf*
Brandon Fisher
>english defenders LMAO
Christian Russell
>honey and mustard glaze
Is that a thing. I thought it was just honey desu.
Benjamin Thomas
>trying to deflect this hard
Gavin Rodriguez
>Vardy FIRST Hattrick in PL >POOP
Kayden Miller
>poopy fraudioli
Bentley Evans
PEPE OUT
Michael Allen
>spanish flags claiming Pep will walk the league
Noah Wood
can't wait for /trans/ lads
Logan Murphy
leicester's best performance since man city away 2bh
Jace Gray
I've ended up doing more than a little research on carveries and carvery-related culture and I can assure you it is a 'thing'
Samuel Reed
Hope the trend of home teams scoring 3+ goals continues tomorrow lads
Robert Walker
>spanish """"managers""""
Christian King
i love trans lads
Aaron Powell
>Imagine being exposed as the bald Roberto Martinez Top myself desu
Angel Adams
Fair enough, I've still never been to a carvery.
Actually that's not true, I've been to the one near Stevenage's ground a few times but only for beer.
Jaxon Johnson
Wins over reigning PL champions:
Mike Phelan - 1 Pep Guardiola - 0
>yfw
Mason Foster
>mfw this is a ball playing cb in englel topu keksu
Carson Evans
...
Jose Morris
>Moyes - 1 >Mouyes - 1 Poop - 0
Gavin Price
>tactics of pass back to keeper Stones is shit no doubt, but what god awful tactics this fraud is pushing
Nolan Davis
...
Julian Evans
but he didn't pass to the gk, he passed to the oppositon striker. The guy is incredibly flawed to play this type of style, he should be booting the ball far away every time it gets close instrad of trying to think
Wyatt Hall
How City lose to a team playing 4-4-2? 4 - 4 - 2 - 4 - 2
Landon Price
he should be booting the ball correct but Pep disagrees
Andrew Gonzalez
There's always a time to hoof it clear, at any level, Pep thinks that's never.
Nicholas Harris
it is now. back in the days of rio and king stones would be playing for a midtable club at best.
Ian Gomez
Turkish media reporting explosion outside of besiktas stadium
Samuel Bell
Oh, the gamethread has been abandoned. Alright lets try this again.
>this post-match interviewer
I've previously called Poop a cunt for his attitude in post-match, but that interviewer was a grade A dickhead.
Chase Morgan
He doesn't consider himself Spanish anyways
Samuel Harris
post some quotes
Blake Bell
...
Gabriel Davis
I don't remember any quotes exactly, but he kept digging at him relentlessly.
Noah Sullivan
>de gay
Jack Roberts
What a lad
Adam Hill
That's what most of the people watching want though.
Well, the people who aren't City fans anyway.
Nolan Watson
Answer her /epl/
Elijah Adams
you need help lad
Isaac Adams
Chelsea > Liverpoop > Arsenal
Christian Wright
Can I just fuck her?
Leo Lee
Literally betting all my money arsenal doesn't win it all. I know nothing about soccer except arsenal can't win championships
Charles Wright
What's with all the leafs.
Connor Powell
Ain't no problem with leafs imo >no Leicester option
Aaron Fisher
7-1
Carson Walker
You're better off betting on Liverpool not winning it all m8
Levi Price
is anyone in the media taking note of how poor de gea has been this season?
Liam Campbell
Here's my analysis m8, already sent it to Match Day
Noah Cooper
Poor how though, compared to his previous level or compared to other keepers in the league.
Elijah Davis
Ofc not, >mouyes is making sure he's the one taking all the flak
Bentley Robinson
both 2bh
Hunter Rivera
Probably helps that he doesn't have to save 5+ goal scoring chances every game
Xavier Bennett
>Pep
Jose Perry
>chelshit >manure >liverpoop
no thanks
Brayden Young
>Pep on being told MCFC didn't win a tackle in first 35 mins: 'I'm not coaching tackles. I'm not training for tackles ... what's tackles?'
EXPOSED
Jordan Roberts
>I'm not coaching tackles. I'm not training for tackles Is he a retard?
Parker Cox
You don't need tackles if you have good positioning or possession.
Jose Phillips
i feel like if was a player, i'd lose some respect for him at this point
Ryan Johnson
I can see his point but you should this only if you are winning.
Zachary Torres
hes gonna lose the changing room fast
Eli Cox
If your team can't tackle for shit, you're eventually going to be fucked against a good pressing team though.
Jackson Powell
Pep gives off the aura of a whiny little bitch. He's gonna get Mourinho'ed
Thomas Davis
rate my oc
James Wilson
Chabee alonso on tackling >I can't get into my head that football development would educate tackling as a quality, something to learn, to teach, a characteristic of your play. How can that be a way of seeing the game? I just don't understand football in those terms. Tackling is a [last] resort, and you will need it, but it isn't a quality to aspire to, a definition. It's hard to change because it's so rooted in the English football culture, but I don't understand it."
it must be a spanish thing
Luke Lewis
It's lacking a certain...edge
Jeremiah Green
Just a hipster thing
Zachary Ross
I thought I was forgetting someone
Who should I cut for the carveyman >Red Bull Leipzig has a better rating that Atletico Madrid REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Rogers
Vardy is still not a starter in the national team.
Dylan Jenkins
that's just how good we are lad
Isaac Gutierrez
Sure, the vision is utopian but I can still see his point.
Juan Reed
I thought Pep was supposed to be elite
Ryder Baker
MotD running order?
Evan King
Leicester v Man City Arsenal v Stoke Hull v Palace Watford v Everton Burnley v Bournemouth Swans v Sunderland
>muh goals Swansea/Sunderland should be further towards the start. Two relegation teams desperate for a win, an absolute shit Swansea finally playing well and winning 3-0
Adrian Jones
>John Stones - 47.5m >Claudio Bravo - 17m hmmm
Jeremiah Collins
football would be better if tackling was forbidden tbH
Gabriel Peterson
stfu city paid that much for bravo
i thought he came on a free or something lmao
John Smith
The only reason people don't like Guardiola here is that he is successful and you nerds don't like successful people
Nathan James
If anything Barca should've paid City
Caleb Thomas
@73013767 >Guardiola is succesful >Leicester 4-2 Guardiola
Mason Lewis
Pep is just Mourinho with better PR.
Anthony Perez
This isn't American sports, we all want to see the best teams/managers/players fail.
Brayden Turner
I would love to play football
Jaxon Gray
I would love to play football
Asher Williams
I'm not feeling it desu.
Easton James
Am I late, friends? >Poop
Brayden Brown
how many bings till mtod
Nicholas Hernandez
50, but it'll probz start 5 or 10 mins late
Matthew Fisher
how come
Robert Hughes
because it's saturday night on the bbc and scheduling goes out the window
Samuel Hughes
No shit. This is why Derby county fans hate Man Utd
Dylan Evans
>tfw dad almost crashed the car celebrating wanchope's goal
Robert Walker
>something you need isn't a quality to aspire to Really makes you think
Mason Baker
Seriously though when should he start worrying about losing his job?
Jayden Brooks
>Today's matches almost averaged 5 goals/game >couldn't watch 4 of the 6 because at 3pm we're all supposed to be supporting our local 8th division side in -2ºC wind
Carter Hill
he won't lose it this season unless they drop out of the top 4 or something