/epl/ Exposed edition

>Sunday
12:00 Chelsea v West Brom
14:15 Man Utd v Tottenham
14:15 Southampton v Middlesbrough
16:30 Liverpool v West Ham

>Tuesday
19:45 Everton v Arsenal
19:45 Bournemouth v Leicester

>Wednesday
19:45 Middlesbrough v Liverpool
19:45 Sunderland v Chelsea
19:45 West Ham v Burnley
20:00 Crystal Palace v Man Utd
20:00 Man City v Watford
20:00 Stoke v Southampton
20:00 Tottenham v Hull
20:00 West Brom v Swansea

>Pre-/trans/ rumours

West Ham midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, will be able to leave the club for £15m if the Hammers are relegated from the Premier League. (Times - subscription required)

Liverpool and Tottenham are considering trying to sign former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 28, in January. (Daily Mirror)

The agents of Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 27, and midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, are working together during contract talks. (Daily Mail)

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger believes he may have found the new Thierry Henry - Sanchez. (Daily Telegraph)

Wolfsburg have dropped 23-year-old midfielder Julian Draxler from their matchday squad to play Bayern Munich this weekend, alerting Arsenal to his possible availability in January. (Metro)

Former Manchester United striker Robin van Persie, 33, is considering leaving Fenerbahce to return to one of his former clubs - Feyenoord.(Sun)

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>50 million Great British Pounds Sterling for the white Titus Bramble

*carves into the chances of any of you lot getting a gf*

>english defenders
LMAO

>honey and mustard glaze

Is that a thing. I thought it was just honey desu.

>trying to deflect this hard

>Vardy FIRST Hattrick in PL
>POOP

>poopy fraudioli

PEPE OUT

>spanish flags claiming Pep will walk the league

can't wait for /trans/ lads

leicester's best performance since man city away 2bh

I've ended up doing more than a little research on carveries and carvery-related culture and I can assure you it is a 'thing'

Hope the trend of home teams scoring 3+ goals continues tomorrow lads

>spanish """"managers""""

i love trans lads

>Imagine being exposed as the bald Roberto Martinez
Top myself desu

Fair enough, I've still never been to a carvery.

Actually that's not true, I've been to the one near Stevenage's ground a few times but only for beer.

Wins over reigning PL champions:

Mike Phelan - 1
Pep Guardiola - 0

>yfw

>mfw this is a ball playing cb in englel
topu keksu

...

>Moyes - 1
>Mouyes - 1
Poop - 0

>tactics of pass back to keeper
Stones is shit no doubt, but what god awful tactics this fraud is pushing

...

but he didn't pass to the gk, he passed to the oppositon striker. The guy is incredibly flawed to play this type of style, he should be booting the ball far away every time it gets close instrad of trying to think

How City lose to a team playing 4-4-2?
4 - 4 - 2
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4
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2

he should be booting the ball correct but Pep disagrees

There's always a time to hoof it clear, at any level, Pep thinks that's never.

it is now. back in the days of rio and king stones would be playing for a midtable club at best.

Turkish media reporting explosion outside of besiktas stadium

Oh, the gamethread has been abandoned. Alright lets try this again.

>this post-match interviewer

I've previously called Poop a cunt for his attitude in post-match, but that interviewer was a grade A dickhead.

He doesn't consider himself Spanish anyways

post some quotes

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I don't remember any quotes exactly, but he kept digging at him relentlessly.

>de gay

What a lad

That's what most of the people watching want though.

Well, the people who aren't City fans anyway.

Answer her /epl/

you need help lad

Chelsea > Liverpoop > Arsenal

Can I just fuck her?

Literally betting all my money arsenal doesn't win it all. I know nothing about soccer except arsenal can't win championships

What's with all the leafs.

Ain't no problem with leafs imo
>no Leicester option

7-1

You're better off betting on Liverpool not winning it all m8

is anyone in the media taking note of how poor de gea has been this season?

Here's my analysis m8, already sent it to Match Day

Poor how though, compared to his previous level or compared to other keepers in the league.

Ofc not, >mouyes is making sure he's the one taking all the flak

both 2bh

Probably helps that he doesn't have to save 5+ goal scoring chances every game

>Pep

>chelshit
>manure
>liverpoop

no thanks

>Pep on being told MCFC didn't win a tackle in first 35 mins: 'I'm not coaching tackles. I'm not training for tackles ... what's tackles?'

EXPOSED

>I'm not coaching tackles. I'm not training for tackles
Is he a retard?

You don't need tackles if you have good positioning or possession.

i feel like if was a player, i'd lose some respect for him at this point

I can see his point but you should this only if you are winning.

hes gonna lose the changing room fast

If your team can't tackle for shit, you're eventually going to be fucked against a good pressing team though.

Pep gives off the aura of a whiny little bitch. He's gonna get Mourinho'ed

rate my oc

Chabee alonso on tackling
>I can't get into my head that football development would educate tackling as a quality, something to learn, to teach, a characteristic of your play. How can that be a way of seeing the game? I just don't understand football in those terms. Tackling is a [last] resort, and you will need it, but it isn't a quality to aspire to, a definition. It's hard to change because it's so rooted in the English football culture, but I don't understand it."

it must be a spanish thing

It's lacking a certain...edge

Just a hipster thing

I thought I was forgetting someone

Who should I cut for the carveyman
>Red Bull Leipzig has a better rating that Atletico Madrid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Vardy is still not a starter in the national team.

that's just how good we are lad

Sure, the vision is utopian but I can still see his point.

I thought Pep was supposed to be elite

MotD running order?

Leicester v Man City Arsenal v Stoke Hull v Palace Watford v Everton Burnley v Bournemouth Swans v Sunderland

what are these explosions in instanbul about?

Lei/ManC, Ars/Sto, Hull/CP, Wat/Eve, Bur/Bou, Swa/Sun

>explosions in instanbul

its 2005 all over again la

>muh goals
Swansea/Sunderland should be further towards the start. Two relegation teams desperate for a win, an absolute shit Swansea finally playing well and winning 3-0

>John Stones - 47.5m
>Claudio Bravo - 17m
hmmm

football would be better if tackling was forbidden tbH

stfu city paid that much for bravo

i thought he came on a free or something lmao

The only reason people don't like Guardiola here is that he is successful and you nerds don't like successful people

If anything Barca should've paid City

@73013767
>Guardiola is succesful
>Leicester 4-2 Guardiola

Pep is just Mourinho with better PR.

This isn't American sports, we all want to see the best teams/managers/players fail.

I would love to play football

I would love to play football

I'm not feeling it desu.

Am I late, friends?
>Poop

how many bings till mtod

50, but it'll probz start 5 or 10 mins late

how come

because it's saturday night on the bbc and scheduling goes out the window

No shit. This is why Derby county fans hate Man Utd

>tfw dad almost crashed the car celebrating wanchope's goal

>something you need isn't a quality to aspire to
Really makes you think

Seriously though when should he start worrying about losing his job?

>Today's matches almost averaged 5 goals/game
>couldn't watch 4 of the 6 because at 3pm we're all supposed to be supporting our local 8th division side in -2ºC wind

he won't lose it this season unless they drop out of the top 4 or something