Oh God this is embarrassing but I really want to tell you this story

Oh God this is embarrassing but I really want to tell you this story
>be me
>13 yo
>discover masturbation
>get really hooked to it I mean REALLY FUCKING HOOKED
>Horny as FUCK
>find new ways to masturbate online
>chortling, using the internet to help, squatting while doing it, weird shit like that
>aw yeah.jpeg
>one time I even did it eyes closed with two pens going up and the sides of my dick, clicking them as I was doing it
>one day
>parents aren't home, left on a date
>get horny
>find rubber bands on the counter
>get idea
Cont.?

Go on

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James?

I'll bite op cus I used rubber bands at a point too. Also just post don't ask

Cont.
>grab the six or seven rubber bands off of the table.
>take them back to my room
>decide I should jack it using rubber bands
>decide I should take one rubber band, wrapped around my dick, and masturbate like that to get a feel of "pressure" as I masturbate
>masturbate like that
>feels like ecstasy
>nice.jpeg
>OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoo
Cont.?

Nah

OP here keep thread alive while I type final part. It's on the way

Hurry your shit nigger

k

When newfags don't prewrite their shot before hand

COME ON

Last part
>Keep doing this for weeks
>use different rubber bands
>put on two of four on at a time depending on thickness of the rubber band
>awwww yeeeeaaahh.jpeg
>notice weird feeling in penis every once in a while and that the shape of its been changing but don't mind it
>late one night
>masturbating furiously
>really horny tonight
>parents are home but too horny to care
>using the rubber band method
>rubber bands around my dick
>oh fuck yes.jpeg
>get crazy idea
>Go for FIVE, THICK rubber bands wrapped around my dick
>ehhh...okay
>try all of my rubber bands on my dick, all thirteen, feeling slight discomfort but still wanting to push forward
>HOLYSHITTHATHURTSOHGODOHGOD
>try to take rubber bands off
>I can't get them off
>FUCK I PUT TOO MANY ON
>my dick is red and looks like a fucking balloon
>Hear parents come upstairs
>OHFUCKOHFUCKIMFUCKED
>They open the door
>I get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Pre-write, you stupid nigger.

I wrote the first two parts before hand

MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUCK

Kys

fucking kys asshat

Literally fuck yourself