Greetings Sup Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons...

Greetings Sup Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?

Aye

Just call me sir dubsalot

Who made you king?

you are much too old to be here - now be a good lad and kill yourself

I stand before you as a knight of Kek, together we shall defeat the normies

Ni!

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I will serve you and protect you to the end my dear lord

Fuck off k-niggit

None shall pass.

WHERE I WALK....I WALK ALONE.

yes my lord, i'm eager to join your quest for the holy graal

Arthur, my lord, hast thou pulled ye sword of legend excalibur from the stone yet? We are in need of it's power more than ever to best the lords who claimth that ye are not the kin of King Uther.

I am the dark knight!!!! U wont pass!!!

I'm here boss.

you are too unintelligent to be here....
oh wait
my Sup Forumsad

your list of cultural references must be very short. this film has been enjoyed by 3 generations, just because you never saw it, or didn't get it if you did, should give you a hint that you are out of touch with a whole big chunk of fringe society.

now, enough of this silliness. on with the show.

behold, the holy hand grenade of antioch, passed to me by my father, his father, and all fathers before him

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Well, I didn't vote for you...

helo am an pumpkin pie knight an im hear to halp

My king, does your army have someone like pic related?

Because she's making me...

GALAHARD!

My Liege!!!