I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator"...

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "CIA". First I stand up in the shower in the classic "CIA in charge" pose. With my eyes open I stand there for a minute, visualizing either CIA or the big guy from the movie (not the hothead because that one sucked) and I start to hum Deshi basara. Then the fire slowly rises and I greet an imaginary Dr. Pavel. It helps me to proceed through my day as a loyal hired gun. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my CIA leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the big guy". First I kneel down in the shower in the classic "bane waiting to crash the plane" pose. With a bag over my head I crouch there for a while, visualizing either the massketa man or cia guy from the plane scene (not the stupid pavel guy) and I start to say my plan. Then I rise to a standing position and break the paper handcuffs. It helps me to proceed through my day as an mercenary, the masked man. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my mask. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively say it louder as you perform the ritual.

Never change TV never change

do you feel in charge?

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Green Goblin". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "flying on the glider" pose. I crouch there for a while, visualizing either Uncle Ben or Aunt May (not the stupid Spiderman guy) and I start to scream "FINISH IT" or "IMPRESSIVE". Then I backflip in the shower. It helps me to proceed through my day as a powerful villain. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my glider. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively shout things louder as you perform the ritual.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Check 'em". First I point to my left in the shower in the classic "check these dubs" pose. With my eyes glancing over I stand there for a minute, visualizing either Bateman or Huey Lewis from the News (not Paul on the couch that one sucked) and I start to hum Hip to be Square. Then I slowly Swing my axe in a standing position and yell about reservations. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, capitalist badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my serial-killer leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

Is this the new IMAGINE?

>being this new
lmayo

Holy shit.... It's like meeting an old friend

>The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg
toasting in obvious bait bread
this is too autistic not to be tongue and cheek

>too autistic
le kettle black meme

how does that make me autistic?

i swear you niggers dont even know what that word means, you just like to sound like you fit in

Ok Hal Sparks, do you call your Mom and sister into the room to watch you do it?

The skit wasn't funny on I Love the 80's either.

Yes it fucking was

Hi Newfag.

Sometimes when I'm depressed I like to huddle in the corner of the shower with the water running like Eva Green in Casino Royale.

Feels good man.

webm?

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>using word nigger
>accusing us of trying to fit it

>It's a newfag detector thread

faggoooooooooooooooot

>new

you did it wrong m8, this is how you do it