Hey Sup Forumstards. How do I creep a lesbian out? I got asked to creep her out on steam and I don't have a clue how...

Hey Sup Forumstards. How do I creep a lesbian out? I got asked to creep her out on steam and I don't have a clue how. I don't know her irl. I'm just some beta cuck she met. Help me creep her out? More porn for people who help. Don't need a personal army, just some tips and ideas.

send her a dick pic?
ffs that should be easy

You are already creeping me out by saving censored shit.

Just try to seduce her like you would any other girl. I'm sure it'll come naturally.

She already thinks I'm a bisexual german female. Catfished the fuck out of her.

Can't. Refer to reply above.

I got more where that comes from.

Just try to seduce her like you would any other female if you were a cute German girl. I'm sure it'll come naturally.

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Worse than censored shit are thumbnails.

We are already dating online. Heh.

Shameless bump is shameless.

Send her other peoples dick pics

Finally something good.

If you have seen half the shit in our private discord chat. That wouldn't work well.

Censored Porn

Best I could do on short notice. Sorry fam.

Harlequin babies then.

Don't save shit, faggot.

Best answer so far. Imma find a bunch of them and send them to her.

You don't save shit? Fuck is wrong with you?

Tell her you're fapping off thinking of her like this.

Hope it works OP

Worth a shot. will try it once shes off work.
If that doesn't work, got any more ideas?

Shit dawg I don't know. Tell her you've got a cat girl fetish and if you guys are sexting do the whole "meow, pull my tail rub my ears" bullshit. Act like you could cum from her rubbing your ears. Send her cat girl furry porn. Ask her to role play as a futa. Go crazy with it

>Implying that already hasn't happened. This girl isn't like your average normie at all.

Hmm... How about nuggets?

from personal experience, just act like yourself and be a dude around them, they fucking hate that.

>sauce: demi-lesbian best friend.

Tell her you're actually a man with gender dysmorphia and that you identify as a lesbian woman, and if she can't accept you then she's transphobic. Then send lots and lots of that trap porn you have stored away.

Keep going. Writing these ideas down.
Inb4 I already act normal around them. >_>
She would find it hot.

perhaps you're a nice, senstive person who would rather not be creeping people out

Fuck nothing else is coming to mind right now aside from maybe progerians.

I would rather not. But this is her idea. Uh... Yeah.
Meh. Maybe I'm not cut out for creeping people out. To much of a nice guy.

Tell her you got raped by your father or your uncle and that you liked it. Or that your mom fucked you with a dildo as a kid and it's why you turned out this way. Ask her to role play your mom and then have an emotional breakdown, but demand that she not stop

a picture for ants

I'm not going to say that's happened to her... But... It has... She also has a brother that masterbates to her. So, yeah. Still posting pics though.
This should be better.

Then do that. It'll creep her out for sure. She won't want to role play that so that's when you really push it and then flip out on her when she doesn't want to do it. Then you send weird ass pics like your having some psychotic break and bingo. She's creeped out.

Uh. She finds that shit amusing. She isn't a normie. By any means.

Tell her you've found Jesus and that you dont want to talk to her anymore. It's the only way. She won't be creeped out. Hell this is probably also just a kinky dude trying to get his fix.

Most likely. But, meh. I'm bored. Might as well play along.

Well good luck user. I hope for your sake it really is a crazy lesbo. I wouldn't be comfortable talking to a guy whose just pretending. Nigga that's gay.

She's pretty crazy. And thanks for the luck, I'm going to need it.

Send her multiple pictures of dead cats and tell her that these are just some of the pictures from your prized collections. When she asks why you have them ell her it is for "personal" reasons and that you just enjoy it without really knowing why. She might be creeped out or just think your an up and coming serial killer.

This is gay, though.

Describe your penis. Describe how dry it is and how much you want to put it in her vagina.
Then describe how you think of your own penis and put two fingers in your mouth. Describe how you feel the fingers in your mouth.Describe how you feel them coming far into your throat until you gag. Until you puke.
Describe how chunks of food and slimy, foul goo shoot out from your mouth uncontrollably. Putting your hands infront of your mouth, describe how the puke shoots all over your face, drips down your shirt.
Describe how your hands are completely covered in the chunky, smelly slime.
Then describe how you wet your dry cock with the wet slime, cover it in puke. Chunks "for her pleasure" riding along the shaft.
Then describe sticking it in between her pussy lips, how the tightness of her unwilling pussy scrapes the chunks of vomit off your cock and lets it rest upon her sweet, sweet lips.

That should at least garner some sort of response.


The Aristocrats!

She already thinks I'm a soon to be serial killer. And she likes the thought of it. Bitch is crazy now that I think about it.

Bitch is a couple of 34 year old dutch dudes who've been trolling you user.
You're in the middle of a troll circle jerk.
Bail
Bail!

or you're getting trolled