ITT: We Wait

ITT: We Wait.

What am I waiting for?

WW3

Nice weather outside.

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ok

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still nothing

I like waiting

Yes, been nice this afternoon. A little chilly this morning though.

I don't mind waiting either.

how long, OP?

HELLO?

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

NO.

NO.

NO.

I'M JUST WAITING RIGHT NOW.

NO, TALK TO JIM, MAKE SURE HE GOT THE INVOICE.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

OKAY.

NO.

NO.

OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.

NO.

*touches leg

It's midnight tho

*sits and picks up a two year old edition of golf magazine from one of the tables and starts reading it*

*coughs*

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*A small pool of blood grows below the chair*
Yea that fine go ahead and see the doctor first person with light cough. I'll be fine.

Shhh, it can start any moment user!

*breathes out loudly through nose*

*phone rings*
*some weaboo ringtone*

*answer phone in a cranky nervous voice because everyone stares at me*

"mom, not now. I am waiting for my turn. k. love you too, bye"

*blushes*

*pulls out m16 and shoots up place*

-Sniffs slightly-
"Any else smell that?"

ya'll mind if i bring my infant son starts to scream uncontrollably whenever someone coughs?

Oh you silly goofball, you and your colol new games like gda and stuff

I see that guy with his waifu pillow in the waiting room. Stare at him constantly to make him nervous.

Crazy motherfucker pulls m16 and starts shooting.

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>be diaper fetishist

"You like it user?"

*cough*

>starts that endless sequence where everyone tries to out-cough each other in a silent room

How long

*distant screaming*

Can I get seen if I roll dubs pls?

HELLO?

HEY.

SURE.

HEY, DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL?

DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL?

IS THAT DOABLE?

ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU SURE?

WHAT DOES DAVE THINK ABOUT THIS?

WELL, LET'S GET A QUOTE, THEN TALK TO THE OTHER VENDOR AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER.

AND WE'LL NEED THOSE BILL OF MATERIALS FILED IMMEDIATELY.

I DON'T KNOW, GET ONE OF THE TEMPS TO DO IT.

OKAY.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

SHUT UP

I love that we've become such fat fucks that someone had to design and manufacture that extra-wide waiting room chair.

*pool of blood grows larger*
*grows pale*
I'll be good, just gotta wait my turn.

*pulls out phone, realises theres no wifi or network coverage and so aimlessly swipes between menus*

-Stays silent and avoids looking at you-

Thats link you fucking dipshit

*looks at user's phone menu*
Is that hentai?

HOLD ON A SEC, THERE'S SOMEONE TRYING TO TALK TO ME HERE

I'm sorry, what?

Its a meme you dip!

WHO CAME ON THE FLOOR

*cough cough*
*touch nose*

Are you sure? Looks like hentai to me

*Pulls out phone*
*Plays ringtone sound and puts phone to ear*
*Pretends to talk to somebody*
*Phone rings in ear*

-Opens bag of Bland Co chips (TM)-

I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC YOU ASSHOLE

*farts loudly and shifts around in leather chair to try and make it do the same noise*

*leans over to the person next to me* I have a gun and I'm gonna shoot you unless you reply to this post

*Staring at the kid crying obnoxiously loud*

"I can see you are serious."

Don't stare, it's rude user, geez!

*whispering in ear*
I know it was you.

Designated fat seats. This is an American waiting room?

-Eats chips loudly-
"Nm...Bland..."

yeah every hospital in america has these doublewides for fat assess

Did you get your garden in yet?

*stands up and walks to the front door, stands still and stares outside butt naked*

>Lady next to me stands up and leaves
>Sniff her chair

Henlo

Well, okay, Jeff..

You guys waiting for some oc?

I saw this 10-20 minutes ago, you know the exit Greg

Wait for what?

guys why is this taking so long

HELLO?

YEAH I'M HERE...

YEAH YEAH IT'S ALL RUBBISH

YEAH

HELLO???!!?

*looks at wall clock*
*checks wristwatch*

Full house confirms, hentai is found

That's what you call service nowadays, right

YO MY KID IS SLEEPING KEEP IT DOWN

>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit!!!
>I GOTTA SHEEEET!!!
>maybe if i just fart a little... just a little
>mmmmmMMMMmmmmm
>FUCK!!!!
>gambled and lost!!!

Are we waiting for the thread to die?

We're waiting for ourselves to die, user.

Don't worry.
It won't be much longer.

If nobody does it

*ignores you*

WOT!?!

OMG WHAT'D YOU DO?!??!

I SAY GENEVA, YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?

IT'S ALL FUCKED NOW MATE

What if we're already dead?

YO KEEP THE SWEARING DOWN YOU FUCKER HE'S GONNA WAKE UP NOW YOU ASSHOLE

*can visibility see the gun shot wound through the shirt*
Why did you follow me in here.I get the point Don't move your amiibos from the top of the toilet. I wont do it again, but please will you move them for me next time I ask, the plunger on the toilet was busted again.

I think ive been waiting the longest

We are.
On the inside.

1

>penis inspection day
> waiting turn

20

19

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Rest in pizza threads

*stares at ticket number 21*

*defectively sighs*

I too am a wait

*stares at ticket number 576*
Fuck.

*niggress walks in door, goes to window and says she was supposed to be next*

What

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*pushes niggeress out window*

Nice.

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###WAITING PERIOD IS NOW OVER###

###EVERYONE POST STOCK PHOTOS OF FILIPINOS###

###THIS IS NOT A DRILL###

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